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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

For making fun of a skeleton? :thunk:

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Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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You're not supposed to use the little checkers pieces as spinal discs!

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Milo and POTUS posted:

What the gently caress. The dude can't catch a break.

Not a pun

Actually the problem is he's catching all the breaks.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Woof Blitzer posted:

You're not supposed to use the little checkers pieces as spinal discs!

Well ya know what? It’s better than Oreos. :colbert:

Willfrey
Jul 20, 2007

Why don't the poors simply buy more money?
Fun Shoe
I supported Lowtax and got my Fun Shoe, but also part of the deal was a spaceship JPG which I am still waiting on.

He's gonna have to sweeten the pot this go-round

Shamino
Mar 14, 2008

I am weary of loitering about Britain. There is much we could be accomplishing! Where hast thou been, anyway?
Lowtax should just live in a float tank like that guy from Dune.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Are there articles of succession for who will run SA after Lowtax dies/goes bankrupt from so many spine surgeries?

zer0spunk
Nov 6, 2000

devil never even lived

Applewhite posted:

Are there articles of succession for who will run SA after Lowtax dies/goes bankrupt from so many spine surgeries?

We upload him into the forums code.

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
Any updates on this?

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Applewhite posted:

Are there articles of succession for who will run SA after Lowtax dies/goes bankrupt from so many spine surgeries?

i'm sure his lawyer leonardo carbs is on to that

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

We should find a way to monetize the forums & save lowtax

maybe we could finally open up a real dick sucking factory

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Statutory Ape posted:

We should find a way to monetize the forums & save lowtax

maybe we could finally open up a real dick sucking factory

I call foreman!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Sorry, autocorrect. That should have read "I call four men."

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

it's the spinal countdown!

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

zer0spunk posted:

We upload him into the forums code.

Adding broken to broken makes fix

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Reticulating spine...
...
...
...

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747

Relayer posted:

Let me tell you this how about?

In doom house lowtax is living in a house that looks like it probably smelled like fresh glue
I can smell that house every time I watch

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



plz don’t die lowtax :(

you’re the only forums admin whose home address i know. if you die, i got no more leverage

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



(before anyone asks, no i will not post lowtax’s address, i’m not that stupid)

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

It might be time for Richard to finally become Raisetax with the medical bills that are piling up!!

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

I. M. Gei posted:

(before anyone asks, no i will not post lowtax’s address, i’m not that stupid)

Yeah was gonna say I’m surprised you’re not sharing a bunch of street view photos of his home

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

sweet thursday posted:

it's the spinal countdown!



Underrated post

Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING
:fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap:
My mom has that, and she's on a shittonne of drugs and physio to strengthen her back muscles.

Absolute lovely thing to happen to a person. Sorry dude.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Chrs posted:

Yeah was gonna say I’m surprised you’re not sharing a bunch of street view photos of his home

There’s no way I wouldn’t get perma’d for trying that poo poo.

Just posting that I might know where he lives is already risky enough.

Ass-penny
Jan 18, 2008

I. M. Gei posted:

(before anyone asks, no i will not post lowtax’s address, i’m not that stupid)

I'm not wondering why you aren't posting it, I'm wondering why you know it in the first place? What were the circumstances he was like, oh yeah, I. M. Gei, I live at 1234 Goon St.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



I. M. Gei posted:

plz don’t die lowtax :(

you’re the only forums admin whose home address i know. if you die, i got no more leverage

why would you even announce on the internet you know where someone lives

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Ruck posted:

Have you suffered debilitating spine issues as a result of drinking mangosteen juice? You may be entitled to compensation.

remember that dumb "bone hurting juice" meme? turns out that's what mangosteen actually is.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

I. M. Gei posted:

(before anyone asks, no i will not post lowtax’s address, i’m not that stupid)

post it, coward

Aginor
Aug 1, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Applewhite posted:

I call foreman!

I call junior vice president.

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



I. M. Gei posted:

There’s no way I wouldn’t get perma’d for trying that poo poo.

Just posting that I might know where he lives is already risky enough.

Why are you bragging about knowing where Lowtax lives you loving weirdo

Aginor
Aug 1, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Dell_Zincht posted:

Why are you bragging about knowing where Lowtax lives you loving weirdo

It's even weirder that he's said it multiple times. Hope lowtax doesn't have any rabbits.

I can barely brag about knowing where I live. Mostly because I fear I could be wrong.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Aginor posted:



I can barely brag about knowing where I live. Mostly because I fear I could be wrong.

It's ok, I M Gei probably knows for you

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Lowtax is a guy on the internet I don't know where he lives but I know what his face looks like and I've given him money voluntarily so I feel bad about him being a spineless goon


lol it's pretty funny how the OP got mocked for posting chat logs then somebody else is like HAHA MAN, I KNOW HIS ADDRESS & MEASUREMENTS. GOOD THING I DIDNT POST IT ITT THOUGH. BETTER FIND A HAPPY MEDIUM AND POST ABOUT NOT POSTING THIS INFO

where do you ppl honestly come from.

do you not see that it's inherently weird to talk about where some sick website owner lives lol. the guy has a family and a life and poo poo.

:shrug:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i have an insatiable craving to know what colour his garage is

Aginor
Aug 1, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

i have an insatiable craving to know what colour his garage is

What if I told you he doesn't have a garage at all?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

then i, sean bean in Ronin, would leave the thread in disgrace

Aginor
Aug 1, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Well what I have to tell you will truly shock you...!

However, if you want to know what colour lowtax's insides are feel free to ask I M Gei down the line.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Aginor posted:

Well what I have to tell you will truly shock you...!

However, if you want to know what colour lowtax's insides are feel free to ask I M Gei down the line.

i wonder exactly how he knows what color the inside of lowtax is

E: wait a minute i made a great university of ohio compliment @ you and you didnt even get it did u, i just realized you arent even american

Aginor
Aug 1, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Statutory Ape posted:

i wonder exactly how he knows what color the inside of lowtax is

E: wait a minute i made a great university of ohio compliment @ you and you didnt even get it did u, i just realized you arent even american

I thought it was a Key and Peele reference to be fair but I appreciated it regardless, my friend. But no, I'm Australian.

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Aginor posted:

I thought it was a Key and Peele reference to be fair but I appreciated it regardless, my friend. But no, I'm Australian.

lol it basically was, they do a great skit on it. but yea you get the idea :)

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