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goatsestretchgoals posted:Is it bad that all of my monkey paws are flipping me off? No that’s good, for the love of god don’t ask them to stop flipping you off.
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Fingerblast that little turd
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May 19, 2020 19:16
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May 19, 2020 19:17
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I wished for infinite monkey paws and got them but they are still attached to the monkeys please help
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May 19, 2020 20:49
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Snowy posted:I wished for infinite monkey paws and got them but they are still attached to the monkeys please help Lookit dis guy, complaining about his newfound ability to write a Shakespeare play
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May 19, 2020 22:06
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I wish I had a monkeys hands
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May 19, 2020 22:13
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CAROL posted:I wish I had a monkeys hands Take off your shoes.
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May 19, 2020 22:31
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Snowy posted:I wished for infinite monkey paws and got them but they are still attached to the monkeys please help Give them typewriters and you will get Shakespeare
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dwarf74 posted:Give them typewriters and you will get Shakespeare All the Shakespeare classics https://web.archive.org/web/20120207015218/https://vivaria.net/experiments/notes/publication/NOTES_EN.pdf
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May 20, 2020 00:25
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Someone made the joke around 2016 that someone wished on a monkey's paw for infinite monkey's paws.
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May 20, 2020 16:27
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just a cursed monkey rendition of Avalokiteśvara presiding over post-2016 reality
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dwarf74 posted:Give them typewriters and you will get Shakespeare personally i prefer the infinite rednecks/pickup trucks/shotguns/road signs/library of congress in braille
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dee eight posted:personally i prefer the infinite rednecks/pickup trucks/shotguns/road signs/library of congress in braille gut laughing out loud
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May 21, 2020 00:27
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This year has been like the kid playing SimCity got bored and decided to start turning on all the disasters in sequence.
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Kazinsal posted:This year has been like the kid playing SimCity got bored and decided to start turning on all the disasters in sequence. What's left, Godzilla?
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Captain Hygiene posted:What's left, Godzilla? Yeah but it'll be the Shin Godzilla one that pukes magma-hot radioactive blood
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Captain Hygiene posted:What's left, Godzilla? War
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Heath posted:Yeah but it'll be the Shin Godzilla one that pukes magma-hot radioactive blood The twist is Godzilla skipped the Bipedal Human form and went straight to microscopic virus form.
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FilthyImp posted:His Godzilla form is such OP crazy with fin-mounted anti-air lasers and atomic breath that works like a plasma-welder and becomes a pure jetstream of concentrated gently caress you. Not to get all Cine-D in the thread but I heard someone on a podcast state that while the original Godzilla movies were Japan dealing with the trauma of the nuclear bombings, Shin Godzilla was Japan dealing with the trauma of the 2011 earthquake/tsunami/nuclear disaster. So having the enemy seem like an unstoppable force of nature makes a lot of sense.
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May 21, 2020 03:28
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What is the Covid-19 Godzilla gonna be like
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I welcome kaiju attacks but only if they’re sexy kaiju like in that upcoming movie Rumble
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dwarf74 posted:Give them typewriters and you will get Shakespeare I made the joke like three posts before yours dude 
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Edit: Apparently there's another Robert Greene that's a racist writer so this joke didn't really work. Solice Kirsk fucked around with this message at 04:14 on May 21, 2020 |
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May 21, 2020 04:12
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forget the works of shakespeare, these two monkeys turned out the same joke at almost the same time.
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Moon Slayer posted:So having the enemy seem like an unstoppable force of nature makes a lot of sense. And that's before getting into the bureaucratic fuckos
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Hedrigall posted:I welcome kaiju attacks but only if they’re sexy kaiju like in that upcoming movie Rumble I only consume media if it meets the standard quotient of sexiness. Typically kaiju films do not.
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May 21, 2020 05:09
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just like a real disaster a godzilla movie isn't complete without bureaucratic fuckos making everything worse for the average person.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:What is the Covid-19 Godzilla gonna be like Magic the gathering found out in April: https://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/news/statement-spacegodzilla-2020-04-02  They changed it for the second printing.
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Just Offscreen posted:I only consume media if it meets the standard quotient of sexiness. Godzilla was pretty thicc in the 2014 one
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Super Soaker Party! posted:I made the joke like three posts before yours dude edit Ghostlight posted:forget the works of shakespeare, these two monkeys turned out the same joke at almost the same time. dwarf74 fucked around with this message at 05:55 on May 21, 2020 |
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As someone who used to play MtG I've got to ask, is this creature's name "Spacegodzilla, Death Corona" or "Void Beckoner"? Or both? Why does it have two names? And do cards not have borders now or is that some special ultra-rare version or something?
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It's a special version of the Void Beckoner card Edit:This was all covered in the article the quoted person posted so I guess go read that? Hub Cat fucked around with this message at 08:18 on May 21, 2020 |
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Ghostlight posted:just like a real disaster a godzilla movie isn't complete without bureaucratic fuckos making everything worse for the average person. Shin Godzilla was extremely unsubtle about that. Hub Cat posted:It's a special version of the Void Beckoner card That seems to make a lot of sense- they know that they're not going to have the Godzilla license forever and might have issues with it for events and such, so they're not making it something unique and indispensable.
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is there a rundown of that time some goons all pitched in to buy a private island and realised they were flabby losers who couldn't do anything and were living in hell?
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Calico Heart posted:is there a rundown of that time some goons all pitched in to buy a private island and realised they were flabby losers who couldn't do anything and were living in hell? before we had fyre fest, we had goons 
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Tiggum posted:As someone who used to play MtG I've got to ask, is this creature's name "Spacegodzilla, Death Corona" or "Void Beckoner"? Or both? Why does it have two names? And do cards not have borders now or is that some special ultra-rare version or something? Cards with borders are under maritime law, and YOU CAN'T MARITIME LAW SPACEGODZILLA
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He has fringes on his back!
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Cards with borders are under maritime law, and YOU CAN'T MARITIME LAW SPACEGODZILLA no, but he is subject to the comprehensive rules, sections 2, 302, 4, 5, 6, and 7. 
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The new Magic set is literally "our heroes find themselves on Kaiju Planet" so they did a few special promos of regular cards with Kaiju art and names. I think there's promos for Rodan, Ghidorah and Mothra, possibly a couple others I missed too.
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Calico Heart posted:is there a rundown of that time some goons all pitched in to buy a private island and realised they were flabby losers who couldn't do anything and were living in hell? There was the one one the big island of Hawai'i with the unsanitary hog slaughter and stump removed chained to the stump, and the other one in West Texas, which would've coincidentally been located not far from the route of Muerte's death march.
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