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Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

I wonder how many lab folk jokingly say "take that you fuckin mouse" one time and then find themselves staring at the ceiling at three in the morning over it

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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

RandomFerret posted:

All dormice are edible if you have a polytron and a straw

take a sip

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

Oh no!😱

RandomFerret posted:

All dormice are edible if you have a polytron and a straw

Technically I think that makes them potable.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Ey, I’m feedin’ my head here!

Social Studies 3rd Period
Oct 31, 2012

THUNDERDOME LOSER



Memento posted:

A friend of mine told me about that doing her post-grad

Get mice out of cage

Put in gas bath to sedate

Press pencil across top of neck, pull tail

Put in Polytron to reduce to soup-like homogenate

Repeat ad infinitum, asking yourself what the gently caress you're doing with your life

mice meltdown

Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands

SiKboy posted:

Technically I think that makes them potable.

I'll take "Rodent Potables" for $400, Alex

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I assume polytron is something specific and the indie game company doesn't coincidentally make a mouse masher.

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


OwlFancier posted:

I assume polytron is something specific and the indie game company doesn't coincidentally make a mouse masher.

Lookit dis guy not knowing how to make a soup-like homogenate in 30 seconds.

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

Paper Tiger posted:

I'll take "Rodent Potables" for $400, Alex

Now that I have centrifuged this mouse and added it to your cereal, is it a soup, sauce, or topping, Mr Bond? Choose your answer carefully.

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

Evilreaver posted:

Now that I have centrifuged this mouse and added it to your cereal, is it a soup, sauce, or topping, Mr Bond? Choose your answer carefully.

Actually, its a deconstructed sandwich. *activates jet engine tuxedo shoes*

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


Ah, the Thompson-LaGarde tests.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/tim_in_mpls/status/1263318003527139330?s=21

MockingQuantum
Jan 20, 2012




Holy poo poo, I know that guy, I used to see him at parties and game nights and stuff all the time

I never in my life would have pegged him as a DSA guy, he's a software engineer and always had a strong Pelosi kween energy about him whenever we talked politics, I wonder what changed

quidditch it and quit it
Oct 11, 2012


MockingQuantum posted:

Holy poo poo, I know that guy, I used to see him at parties and game nights and stuff all the time

I never in my life would have pegged him as a DSA guy, he's a software engineer and always had a strong Pelosi kween energy about him whenever we talked politics, I wonder what changed

He started working at a nuclear power plant

MockingQuantum
Jan 20, 2012



quidditch it and quit it posted:

He started working at a nuclear power plant

That's on me for not being more specific, I guess

but seriously I haven't seen Smithers in a dog's age

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/alifanacct/status/1263292993966092290?s=21

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/TrueAnonPod/status/1263573820239044608?s=19

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/1263213946514755585

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Trapick posted:

So uh. Where's the science part? Do the mouse heads get tested for cancer or what.

She was infecting them with some microbe then giving them different treatments and testing how much of the microbe had been destroyed by the treatment and what byproducts the different treatments produced. The best way to do this is with a soup-like homogenate that has minimal sample aeration.


:golfclap:

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
I remember someone posting an ad here from a science mag, of a low foam biological homogenizer. It was essentially a laboratory-grade industrial blender for mice.

It is also, I assume, what snakes use to make margaritas.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

canyoneer posted:

I remember someone posting an ad here from a science mag, of a low foam biological homogenizer. It was essentially a laboratory-grade industrial blender for mice.

It is also, I assume, what snakes use to make margaritas.

Real mixologists muddle their mice

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

canyoneer posted:

I remember someone posting an ad here from a science mag, of a low foam biological homogenizer. It was essentially a laboratory-grade industrial blender for mice.

It is also, I assume, what snakes use to make margaritassssss.

No poo poo, the first time I saw this picture, it was my friend who killed thousands of mice as part of her post grad that posted it.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

OwlFancier posted:

I guess that also begs the question of how much real estate and pellets does it take to produce enough mice fast enough that you can maintain a full time industrial mouse killer position?

I'm imagining a minecraft mob grinder with mice.

Some labs will breed in-house, but most places working at a high volume will order mice from breeding facilities, basically mouse farms. Or mouse factories.

I knew someone in undergrad who had a summer job at the mouse factory. It was apparently pretty fuckin' grim.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/mattbellassai/status/1262793469527044096?s=21

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer

:3:

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

Flint_Paper posted:

I wonder how many lab folk jokingly say "take that you fuckin mouse" one time and then find themselves staring at the ceiling at three in the morning over it

On the occasions that I have to work cattle I frequently taunt them with my opposable thumbs. :shrug:

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




That is Low of you, in my mind

Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.
https://twitter.com/ameliaritt/status/1263304527802925058

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
Farm work with livestock is pretty grim as well. Even egg layers only got a few years before they become soup.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
https://twitter.com/jakepwilkins/status/1263155369486036998?s=19

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

I thought the part I was supposed to wait for was the guy in the background doing bat-wings with his blanket

That was not the part

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I see this is your first encounter with the Arby's Satanist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YErFwJX0HKE

killer crane
Dec 30, 2006

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

i hadn't seen the satanist guy video in years; i started watching letterkenny recently, and i thought the guy had made it big with that character playing stewart on the show...

i was very wrong i guess, but they've got the same vibe.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrzOx_EQEBo

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/WitchsHex/status/1263673096445313024

Trevor Hale
Dec 8, 2008

What have I become, my Swedish friend?

I appreciate this follow up reporting

https://www.wxyz.com/news/local-news/water-cooler/video-youtube-comedian-hilariously-edits-himself-in-wxyz-story

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grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

What kinda strings did that station pull to get WXYZ?

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