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Buff Slamchest. If only. Cancer treatment destroyed me last year.
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# ? May 18, 2020 12:29 |
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 05:24 |
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Punch Deadlift, which I think was actually a name used in the show.
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# ? May 18, 2020 13:17 |
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Timby posted:Buff Slamchest. what up cancer survivor buddy Took me a year after chemo before I felt better. Current fitness goals: Slab Gruntmeat
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# ? May 18, 2020 14:12 |
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The Rifftrax channel on Twitch is showing Oblivion. There's the germ of a good Weird West story in there. BUT It's undermined by a puerile script and mailed in performances from the bigger names and just bad acting from the rest. Also, it's too campy to really be weird and too weird to actually be camp. Edit: huh, it's written by Peter David. I would have expected the writing to be better.
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# ? May 19, 2020 15:19 |
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That one's quite something. George Takei is amazing(ly bad) in it. Of special note is the evil henchwoman who I was a little startled to find plays one of the sirens in O Brother, Where Are Thou?
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# ? May 19, 2020 15:27 |
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https://twitter.com/BillCorbett/status/1263102344482283522
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# ? May 20, 2020 14:47 |
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so is that a stupid name?
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# ? May 20, 2020 14:55 |
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The series finale he will find beer on the Sun.
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# ? May 20, 2020 17:03 |
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Raskolnikov38 posted:so is that a stupid name? Rowsdower, Rowsdower, ribbity robbity Rowsdower. Bibbidy bobbidy bowsdower
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# ? May 21, 2020 02:37 |
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Crow's almost indignant 'Well MY name is Bill Shtinkwater!' cracks me up every time.
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# ? May 21, 2020 03:17 |
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I die when Mike busts out the French accent: “Gio no! Not Etienne!” “Zoo ta low (apologies for the phonetic spelling)! Je suis Mort!”
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# ? May 21, 2020 03:28 |
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Pulchritudinous posted:I die when Mike busts out the French accent: “Gio no! Not Etienne!” “Zoo ta low (apologies for the phonetic spelling)! Je suis Mort!” (thugs chase Rowsdower through the woods) Servo (in gruff North American accent): "Aw, merde! Mon pied!"
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# ? May 21, 2020 03:41 |
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Pulchritudinous posted:I die when Mike busts out the French accent: “Gio no! Not Etienne!” “Zoo ta low (apologies for the phonetic spelling)! Je suis Mort!” It's "zut alors!" which translates to "dang, then!"
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# ? May 21, 2020 03:50 |
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Proteus Jones posted:The Rifftrax channel on Twitch is showing Oblivion. There's the germ of a good Weird West story in there. There is a sequel and its even worse. Ive no evidence but I assumed the whole thing was an attempt to get a tv show like star trek going which is why the wide cast of "good" characters but its so bad and cant maintain tone and the lead hero is just unengaging conceptually.
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# ? May 21, 2020 04:27 |
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i can’t decide if the the real eye creatures are the aliens or the army perverts in the monitoring room. every dude in this film is so gross the the end, let’s let’s go!
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# ? May 21, 2020 08:28 |
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I vaguely remember that on the night the Kickstarter ended, Joel livestreamed a big celebration show with some other comedians. Was that recorded or available to watch somewhere?
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# ? May 21, 2020 22:32 |
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https://youtu.be/TPIny9avjZc It was a beautiful disaster.
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# ? May 21, 2020 22:38 |
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TL posted:https://youtu.be/TPIny9avjZc Thanks! I was wondering why it wasn't on their official MST3K channel but now understand.
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# ? May 21, 2020 22:46 |
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tankadillo posted:Thanks! I was wondering why it wasn't on their official MST3K channel but now understand. The last few minutes are wonderful and heartwarming but everything before that... yeaaaaaaah.
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# ? May 21, 2020 22:52 |
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Mst3k.com does a pretty bad job at mst3k events and news, and I'd kill for better merch
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# ? May 21, 2020 23:16 |
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A couple of MST3K-themed video conference backgrounds https://www.shoutfactory.com/blog/virtual-backgrounds/ ringu0 fucked around with this message at 01:16 on May 23, 2020 |
# ? May 22, 2020 19:55 |
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Guys... ...I kinda think... ...that Overdrawn at the Memory Bank... ...is an okay movie.
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# ? May 23, 2020 00:24 |
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Was this a revelation from being visited by a chubby angel with gin blossoms?
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# ? May 23, 2020 00:32 |
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TL posted:Guys... Why do you hate anteaters so much?
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# ? May 23, 2020 00:33 |
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TL posted:Guys... Like many films, there was an idea that could have worked in other hands. Space Mutiny is at least a good concept that turns into hot trash once someone decided the use a vague warehouse as a spaceship. But a mutiny on a generation ship isn't a bad idea for a movie.
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# ? May 23, 2020 00:34 |
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TL posted:Guys... please go to a hospital for a massive cocaine overdose immediately
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# ? May 23, 2020 00:48 |
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Overdrawn is in the class of MST3K movies that is shooting for something way above it's pay grade and there's something respectable about that.
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# ? May 23, 2020 00:50 |
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TL posted:Guys... BWAA HA HA *farts* *belch* HA HA *wheeze* *farts again*
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# ? May 23, 2020 01:27 |
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Chokes McGee posted:BWAA HA HA *farts* *belch* HA HA *wheeze* *farts again* Crow cracking up at this scene is the highlight of an already great episode.
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# ? May 23, 2020 01:34 |
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Chokes McGee posted:BWAA HA HA *farts* *belch* HA HA *wheeze* *farts again* "just breathing wears this guy out!"
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# ? May 23, 2020 01:47 |
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Sash! posted:Space Mutiny is at least a good concept that turns into hot trash once someone decided the use a vague warehouse as a spaceship. But a mutiny on a generation ship isn't a bad idea for a movie. Its biggest problem really stems from budget. Get decent sets and costuming and a stronger director and there's a decent movie in there.
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# ? May 23, 2020 02:26 |
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TL posted:Guys... Surely this will cure him of his love of cinemas!
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# ? May 23, 2020 02:33 |
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Come to my mall. To my atrium!
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# ? May 23, 2020 02:51 |
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oh no they must have a jack in the box in the food court!
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# ? May 23, 2020 02:55 |
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I didn’t want to bungle or boggle the Fingel dopple.
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# ? May 23, 2020 03:35 |
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Yeah sure that'll stop the 400 pound guy who smells pancakes.
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# ? May 23, 2020 04:32 |
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What is this "Children of the Damned day" at the brain institute here?
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# ? May 23, 2020 04:46 |
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Oh yeah, old guys becoming pandas, that's the future.
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# ? May 23, 2020 04:51 |
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You know, the Starfighters is a pretty decent, if dry, documentary about a fighter jet and air force procedures. However, it is a terrible movie.
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# ? May 23, 2020 04:55 |
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We watched the cinema version of Clonus: the Parts Horror last night; it's the first time I've ever seen the entire film. Aside from now being traumatised for life at the extended sex scene between lumpy Richard and the gal who lost her nose in the angle-grinder accident, there are a couple of scenes that actually add some proper punch to the film: genuinely creepy moments when Richard, whilst escaping Clonus, discovered the freezer room, and the scenes of Lena being tortured and lobotomised are pretty disturbing as well Really enjoying these restored (as it were) versions of the MSTie'd films; the plot to Clonus makes a hell of a lot more sense now, aside from Grandma Wynn. She's still improvising as terribly as ever. There's a full version of Final Sacrifice and Time Chasers on the same channel Chokes McGee posted:BWAA HA HA *farts* *belch* HA HA *wheeze* *farts again* Never, ever fails to leave me crippled from laughing.
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