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Urinals? Uh, no thank you. I have my reasons. Don't worry about it. |
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Just try it, Jack. You're never going to catch me standing up in the men's room unless it's to wash my hands. |
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May 20, 2020 23:54
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A real cowboy NEVER turns his back on a crowd, no matter what. I can see the whole proverbial saloon from my trusty stall. |
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May 20, 2020 23:56
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Here's the deal, let me tell ya son In the public restroom, when I go number one If the place is empty I don't care The first stall I see, I'm heading there I'm a stall man I'm a stall man I'm a stall man (come on!) I'm a stall man When nature calls Got anxiety issues that's all I'll say Gonna handle it my own special way All I can say, is don't worry Miss Need my own private stall when I take a piss I'm a stall man I'm a stall man I'm a stall man I'm a stall man, oh Gotta pee so bad I could fill a moat I can feel my back teeth start to float 6 cups of coffee the likely source For why I gotta piss like a racehorse I'm a stall man I'm a stall man I'm a stall man(yeah!) I'm a stall man I'm a stall man I'm a stall man (yeah!) I'm a stall man https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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May 21, 2020 00:27
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those better be FOSS terlets
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May 21, 2020 01:13
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same op, same
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May 21, 2020 01:29
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So you think you can memorize my shoes and make fun of me at the company Christmas party again? Think again. 
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May 21, 2020 01:38
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a stall man slighted never forgets to cover his tracks |
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May 21, 2020 01:39
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a glory hole? being in a stall is glorious whether i'm getting fellatio or not
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May 21, 2020 02:42
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this is not a joke i swear it is real and i mean it: i have a friend who has such a powerful stream he can't use urinals without a tremendous amount of splashback, so he never uses them. once, at a bar, he came out of the stall to thunderous applause from strangers because it was so loud
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May 21, 2020 03:02
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Heather Papps posted:this is not a joke i swear it is real and i mean it: please don't doxx me |
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May 21, 2020 03:18
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These handicap bars hold up very sturdily to the weight of reverse pullups/handstand push-ups. You'd be surprised how manly a stall can be. |
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May 21, 2020 03:36
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i wanted a man cave and she said no, you may have a "man stall"
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May 21, 2020 03:38
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Heather Papps posted:i wanted a man cave and she said no, you may have a "man stall" |
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May 21, 2020 03:44
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 yeah it rhymes but what the gently caress does this even mean |
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May 21, 2020 03:50
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prepuce repurposed posted:
It means some Philistines still stand to piss and make a huge mess |
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May 21, 2020 04:43
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Thufir Hawat slipped into the restroom of Castle Caladan, closed the door softly. He stood there a moment, feeling old and tired and urine-laden. His left leg ached where it had been squished, trying to hold in the urgently needed servicing of his Old Duke. Three hours of holding it now, he thought. He started across the big room bright with the light of the florescents pouring through their cracked housings, saw the boy leaned against the urinal with back to the door, intent on his work. How many times must I tell that lad never to settle himself with his back to a door? Hawat cleared his throat. Paul remained bent over his studies. The bulbs flickered above. Again, Hawat cleared his throat. Paul straightened, shook, and spoke without turning. "I know, my backs to the door."
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May 21, 2020 06:26
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lot harder to hit the bankshot at the urinal
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May 21, 2020 12:33
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why not sit down to pee? it's time for a rest, you're in a RESTROOM...take a load off, you earned it!
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May 21, 2020 15:44
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ngl the acoustics just hit harder
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May 21, 2020 15:45
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This was taped to the inside of my stall door today. I was so pissed that I couldn't piss!
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May 21, 2020 16:13
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My Something Awful success story is I used to have that issue a lot and I read a post somewhere about how counting prime numbers in your head helps and I tried it and it worked like freaking magic. I could pee on a stage in front of 50,000 people now if security guards weren't such prudes. |
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May 21, 2020 20:02
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nut posted:lot harder to hit the bankshot at the urinal power move: pissing over the stall's wall into a urinal
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May 21, 2020 20:36
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if you crouch and lean forward the urinal is just like a stall
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May 21, 2020 21:02
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I really appreciate that restrooms have been adding dividers between urinals lately.
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May 22, 2020 00:51
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super sweet best pal posted:I really appreciate that restrooms have been adding dividers between urinals lately. this is big government giving us peasants the illusion of stall as a breadcrumb to keep us sated and subdued instead focused on arguing on the internet where to pee pee instead of pee peeing ont he big man in the big chair ya you know who i mean
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May 22, 2020 00:54
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nut posted:this is big government giving us peasants the illusion of stall as a breadcrumb to keep us sated and subdued instead focused on arguing on the internet where to pee pee instead of pee peeing ont he big man in the big chair ya you know who i mean couldn't have said this better myself. if it's not a metal enclosure with a half inch door gap through which to survey the enemy then it's no stall of mine goddammit. |
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May 22, 2020 01:05
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if i ever get that big promotion i hope i get a customized stall like the bosses do made of the finest mahogany and seats hand-crafted by polystyrene artisans
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May 22, 2020 01:07
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taking a discreet and seated tinkle is my right as a red blooded man and I won't hear any different |
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May 22, 2020 01:09
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Yinlock posted:if i ever get that big promotion i hope i get a customized stall like the bosses do with no less than 2 deadbolts |
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May 22, 2020 01:12
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i miss bush parties cause you could just turn away from the fire and pee freely
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May 22, 2020 01:20
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prepuce repurposed posted:with no less than 2 deadbolts pressing a button and a beep sounds as the electronic locks on my stall open
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May 22, 2020 01:24
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Yinlock posted:pressing a button and a beep sounds as the electronic locks on my stall open add a pressurized hissssss and I'm in |
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May 22, 2020 01:30
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Heather Papps posted:i miss bush parties cause you could just turn away from the fire and pee freely pissing outside owns the right hollowed out stump is a friend for life |
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May 22, 2020 01:32
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prepuce repurposed posted:pissing outside owns "fargoth's piss soaked ring"
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May 22, 2020 01:55
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Stall Silence Tips & Tricks: 1) if you have the size, you can always dip your dingus in the water before you tinkle (aka the Thirsty Bird) [not my original idea but it changed my life]
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May 22, 2020 04:24
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2) a well-timed flush can cover up SO MUCH. That's when you can vape, sneeze and fart all in 3 seconds. Master this. |
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May 22, 2020 05:12
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3) if you bring your own TP from home, nicely folded up in your pocket, you can totally bypass the risk of making noise while unspooling the bullshit excuse for a hiney napkin in that stall. |
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May 22, 2020 05:20
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Please keep in mind that I posted these tips to help you be a more cunning cowboy. There's no fear involved. Come at me and find out if you dare |
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May 22, 2020 05:22
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why don't you stand like a regular man? then you can pee in the urinal can. |
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