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Not-Magneto just yelling orders at himself, while Namor stares out the window hoping the fish comes back.
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It's a good strategy by Spider-Man, it's literally impossible for missiles to hit a target the size of New York from 100 feet away if they can't see it.
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May 16, 2020 02:52
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If only this was a crossover with Dr McNinja:
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May 16, 2020 10:54
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 Is the boat still flying? Is it at the docks? What is going on?
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May 17, 2020 08:09
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I had kraboooom mammon for dinner the other night.
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May 17, 2020 09:19
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Ahahaha, amazing. >:I MJ is just off-panel.
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May 17, 2020 13:08
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Jerusalem posted:Ahahaha, amazing. >:I MJ is just off-panel. 
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May 17, 2020 14:12
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Perfect.
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May 17, 2020 15:21
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Johnny Walker posted:
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May 17, 2020 15:33
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in the water namor is a pretty good match against the hulk. dude's ridiculous.
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May 17, 2020 18:07
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Oh Peter you are so weak and cowardly. While Prince Namor is so strong and valiant. His muscles glisten and his smile gleams.
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May 17, 2020 18:16
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How is that soldier even holding that phone? There's he isn't going to drop it, unless he has a freakishly long thumb or sticky fingers... Somehow...
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Payndz posted:So I guess Namor is also strong enough to rip steel with his bare hands, since he was able to wrestle Spider-Man for more than 0.5 seconds. I think I know this one. Wet rulers can rip steel, seems?
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Lobok posted:I think I know this one. Wet rulers can rip steel, seems? 
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Thank you  Lobok posted:I think I know this one. Wet rulers can rip steel, seems? Jesus loving Christ 
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May 18, 2020 00:36
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Atlantean subs: Powerful enough to possibly withstand a tankshot, since they were flying first into combat. Also Atlantean subs: Easily torn apart by resident idiot Spider-man.
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That's MISTER resident idiot to you, buster! In regular continuity Namor is supposed to be in the 'Heavyweights' class and Spidey is in the 'Super-Mediumweights' class. But since this is newspaper continuity, who the hell knows. Spider-Man, able to rip apart ships made of Atlantean steel, but can be reduced to a quivering wreck with a simple phrase uttered by a child. "Why aren't you an Avenger yet?"
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May 18, 2020 01:53
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Pretty much every super hero is In the 'whatever suits the story' class.
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May 18, 2020 10:56
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 Peter's abs are like half as chiseled as Namor's.
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May 18, 2020 16:41
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Is the military also honor bound to not interfere in this fight?
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May 18, 2020 16:45
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Right now it's a private matter, no need to make it a diplomatic one.
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May 18, 2020 16:58
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goatface posted:Right now it's a private matter, no need to make it a diplomatic one. "Spider-Man heroically defeated Namor by punching a hole in his head. No shots were fired."
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Johnny Walker posted:
Naturally we don't see MJ's other hand because shes masturbating to the beating that her husband is about to receive.
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Alhazred posted:"Spider-Man heroically defeated Namor by punching a hole in his head. No shots were fired." The coroners recorded a verdict of "Ugh, muties" and "boys will be boys".
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Spidey: I don't have kids! Namor: .... very well, go and get your wife pregnant at least twice. I will allow you to live till the 18th year of your youngest in order to avoid childhood trauma... if they go to college I will also hold off until they graduate. Once they have however, you shall die, and then I shall find them and expla- Spider-Man has fallen
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Johnny Walker posted:
"Can you fly into space? Because my beautiful raccoon son has gone back to some distant star or something... And he never writes!"
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Johnny Walker posted:
According to the marvel handbook they're more for flight control than propulsion, although it varies. This one time Venom ripped them off and Namor couldn't fly for the rest of the story. It wasn't even the good Venom.
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Lurdiak posted:According to the marvel handbook they're more for flight control than propulsion, although it varies.  "Ha! Now I'm fighting underwater, but one arm is occupied!"
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Namor: drat, the dock drew first blood. I'll beat you up underwater twice as hard to feel better.
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Johnny Walker posted:
Can't believe Spider-Man would sacrifice his precious hands just to protect his skull.
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namor can't beat me up if i knock myself unconscious first!
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And now, having smashed himself through the dock head-first, they'll end up in the water anyway.
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Knormal posted:And now, having smashed himself through the dock head-first, they'll end up in the water anyway. Luckily, air is Namor's element.
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Johnny Walker posted:
Then they crash into the giant pile of used needles and crushed beer cans that lie beneath the piers of every dock in New York. Namor, being an out-of-towner, immediately succumbs, while Peter just gets nostalgic. So, in the end, pollution saves the day, in a poetic twist worthy of Spider-man.
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Alhazred posted:Luckily, air is Namor's element. "Lucky for you big guy, I've got a pocket of air under my mask." "Maybe I'll take that air by force. With my lips." "Then that would be the second time you've taken my breath awa----" MJ! Hey! What are you daydreaming about over there?
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I come from 100 pages ago. Is it really over? Is it really really over?
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