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freeedr posted:I won’t be crass like the other poster and suggest your mother is slow with jokes, after all, she got the fastest joke of all time 9 months before you were born I am shocked that my mother had an affair, but relieved that that joker wasn’t my father. I was born premature. And I still am.
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Platystemon posted:I am shocked that my mother had an affair, but relieved that that joker wasn’t my father. Yes, we’ve all heard about your prematurity problem
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# ? May 21, 2020 04:43 |
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We’ve all spent so long on this “comedy” forum that nobody can recognize a joke any more.
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# ? May 21, 2020 05:27 |
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The Maestro posted:We’ve all spent so long on this “comedy” forum that nobody can recognize a joke any more. Well i recognize you
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# ? May 21, 2020 05:52 |
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Your mom lol
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# ? May 21, 2020 06:05 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Trucks: it's all about delivery.
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# ? May 21, 2020 06:19 |
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Well i recognize you
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# ? May 21, 2020 08:40 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Stumbling around downtown New York, grabbing random people and screaming at them that Game of Thrones is being written by idiots. Being arrested and ranting about Bran the Broken in a padded cell living out a Cassandra-like existence watching the world tumble towards a future you're powerless to stop. e: The original truck post is from the happy news thread so we're meant to be laughing with them at their absurd description, not at them goony as it may be!
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# ? May 21, 2020 09:16 |
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iwentdoodie posted:Yes, much like your mother. Are you implying that his mother wouldn't recognise his dad?
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# ? May 21, 2020 09:28 |
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Miss posted:i'm liking these brutal owns. i want more of these Inceltown posted:Turn your monitor off
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# ? May 21, 2020 11:06 |
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The Maestro posted:We’ve all spent so long on this “comedy” forum that nobody can recognize a joke any more. more like oldjokeless
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# ? May 21, 2020 12:31 |
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bell jar posted:Your mom lol Turn on your momitor
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# ? May 21, 2020 13:24 |
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Phlegmish posted:Turn on your momitor It's nice to see a mom and son bonding over Something Awful.
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# ? May 21, 2020 14:38 |
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Memento posted:A friend of mine told me about that doing her post-grad Social Studies 3rd Period posted:mice meltdown
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# ? May 21, 2020 21:36 |
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And don't sleep on: RandomFerret posted:All dormice are edible if you have a polytron and a straw SiKboy posted:Technically I think that makes them potable. Paper Tiger posted:I'll take "Rodent Potables" for $400, Alex
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# ? May 21, 2020 21:56 |
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iwentdoodie posted:Military punishment is cyclical. Wingnut Ninja posted:Only because the Geneva convention bans collective punishment.
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# ? May 21, 2020 23:08 |
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PROBATION 05/21/20 10:00pm Dick Bastardly https://forums.somethingawful.com/s...0#post505038243 This post was so bad I went back and had to find another gbs post because your thread was ultra gassed so fast I couldn’t hit you upside the head. Here enjoy. User loses posting privileges for 12 hours. Burt Sexual Burt Sexual Dick Bastardly posted:DRUNK MS PAINt ID I SAID
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# ? May 22, 2020 04:06 |
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EorayMel posted:PROBATION 05/21/20 10:00pm Dick Bastardly https://forums.somethingawful.com/s...0#post505038243 I wish this thread had been allowed to thrive
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# ? May 22, 2020 05:56 |
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RFC2324 posted:I wish this thread had been allowed to thrive ,
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# ? May 22, 2020 06:07 |
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This really requires a conversant level of knowledge of both the Uniform Code of Military Justice, and the operation of a helicopter to be funny. I chuckled.
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# ? May 22, 2020 06:54 |
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Delthalaz posted:So you’re saying Captain Cook was probably gay? minato posted:Nah
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# ? May 22, 2020 08:15 |
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Ex-Priest Tobin posted:Let me give a few pieces of advice, and I apologise in advance if I'm repeating myself to anyone here as I have shared these in the past:
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# ? May 22, 2020 11:05 |
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yeah that thread title seems fitting
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# ? May 22, 2020 11:13 |
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"I'm not taking about anything sinister here, just deceiving women so they will have sex with you."
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# ? May 22, 2020 11:20 |
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Elviscat posted:This really requires a conversant level of knowledge of both the Uniform Code of Military Justice, and the operation of a helicopter to be funny. This is the video that spawned the pun: https://i.imgur.com/83eQb7d.mp4 That guy won’t be spawning much from now on.
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# ? May 22, 2020 11:21 |
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As Western Woman, natural enemy of Charisma Man, I hereby nullify this gross sexpat bullshit.
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# ? May 22, 2020 11:22 |
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There’s only sexpats if they’re from the AFC East division of the NFL. Otherwise they’re just sparkling sex pests.
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# ? May 22, 2020 11:27 |
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Platystemon posted:There’s only sexpats if they’re from the AFC East division of the NFL. Otherwise they’re just sparkling sex pests. Does NFL stand for Nasty Foreign Lovers?
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# ? May 22, 2020 11:45 |
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Christ, I feel so much better about myself and my sense of self-awareness after reading that. I was feeling restless but now I can sleep in peace
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# ? May 22, 2020 12:04 |
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Redpill prime
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# ? May 22, 2020 14:47 |
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I always feel bad for people that have terrible personalities. A nice smile and a well timed joke work way better than traveling to foreign lands. Though I'm sure that would still work basically anywhere.
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ikanreed posted:In my defense I was really up my own rear end about my clever idea at the time
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# ? May 22, 2020 15:48 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:I always feel bad for people that have terrible personalities. A nice smile and a well timed joke work way better than traveling to foreign lands. Though I'm sure that would still work basically anywhere. People aren't born with terrible personalities though. I mean, sure, pity the loveless, hope they can change (some can!), but they rank pretty low on my *checks notes* list of groups I think I should empathise with.
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# ? May 22, 2020 17:51 |
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drat, imagine how much you must suck rear end to not get laid in America. Have you seen the kind of guys women date? Geez, just imagine being worse than that.
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# ? May 22, 2020 18:08 |
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Loezi posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k238XpMMn38 SupSuper posted:I'm definitely Foxfire_ posted:
Spatial posted:Too bad!
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# ? May 22, 2020 19:01 |
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Stop wishing for things guys.
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# ? May 22, 2020 19:05 |
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The GBS Brazilian Megaman
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# ? May 22, 2020 22:28 |
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It's worth a follow, you might think you have some idea what to expect from the phrase "Brazilian Megaman comic" but you're probably wrong.
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# ? May 22, 2020 22:33 |
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I'm assuming a Megaman sprite comic like Bob & George, but made by Brazilians
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more falafel please posted:Reminds me of Brady Feigl the 6'4" pitcher in the Oakland A's minor league system, and Brady Feigl, the 6'4" pitcher in the San Diego Padres minor league system. InsertPotPun posted:"here comes brady feigl tucking in his shirt as he runs up to bat! let's hope he doesn't hit it to right field since brady feigl left to use the restroom just moments ago."
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