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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Mcnally is the terminal lance boot marine lieutenant except a mod.

https://terminallance.com/2010/02/02/terminal-lance-9-the-natural-age-progression-of-a-weapons-platoon-commander/

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pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

Handsome Ralph draws a lot of water in this forum. You don't draw poo poo, Pook. Now we got a nice, quiet little online community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So let me make something plain. I don't like you sucking around, bothering our posters, Pook. I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



pantslesswithwolves posted:

Handsome Ralph draws a lot of water in this forum. You don't draw poo poo, Pook. Now we got a nice, quiet little online community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So let me make something plain. I don't like you sucking around, bothering our posters, Pook. I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?

:lol:

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


PookBear posted:

I'm perfectly calm dude. calmer than you are.

I'm enjoying my coffee.

pantslesswithwolves posted:

Handsome Ralph draws a lot of water in this forum. You don't draw poo poo, Pook. Now we got a nice, quiet little online community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So let me make something plain. I don't like you sucking around, bothering our posters, Pook. I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?

Mods, Name/av change please

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
It really puts a smile on my face that the conduct regarding this topic can take a civil course in our fine subforum.

If that sounds sarcastic, it genuinely wasn't intended that way.

I'd also wish that we could move Biden-chat to the dedicated thread we have.

As someone that has been opposed to "banning" topics to individual threads in the last ten years I've been posting here, I know how hypocritical that sounds, so my apologies.

I've just been having a real hard time with processing stuff relating to the general election.

Sorry for being a complainypants-deutschbag, I still love you all <3

ASAPI
Apr 20, 2007
I invented the line.

McNally posted:


Please stop making me want to daydrink. I'm trying to telework.

So? That's how I've been "working".

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

pantslesswithwolves posted:

Handsome Ralph draws a lot of water in this forum. You don't draw poo poo, Pook. Now we got a nice, quiet little online community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So let me make something plain. I don't like you sucking around, bothering our posters, Pook. I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?

:perfect:

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
Biden is a pedophile. Hillary is a pedophile. Your town’s mayor is a pedophile. You’re a pedophile. I’m a pedophile! Everyone is pedophiles!!!

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Softface
Feb 16, 2011

Some things can't be unseen

Deathy McDeath posted:

Biden is a pedophile. Hillary is a pedophile. Your town’s mayor is a pedophile. You’re a pedophile. I’m a pedophile! Everyone is pedophiles!!!

Alex Jones av doing a lot of work here.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
We should be loving skeptical of all these old creepy white dudes that want to take control.

Old white dudes loving love "playful" racism and celebrate sexual assault because they're from the time it was more prevalent.

Our sitting president was voted in by people who convinced themselves that a creepy old man admitting to sexual assault was just locker room talk, because they didn't want THAT woman, but you know it didn't loving matter who it was.

We're not out of the violent genocidal shadow of our country's founding and we, the people, are powerless to stop our government from being completely overtaken by oligarchs with lobbyists.

There's no message of hope.

I'm just gonna take my Wellbutrin now.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Deathy McDeath posted:

I’m a pedophile!

Uhhhh YIKES

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

Softface posted:

Alex Jones av doing a lot of work here.


https://twitter.com/sirajahashmi/status/1256241308701724680?s=21

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

Your President approves this text.

Grem posted:

Uhhhh YIKES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaUkt59vY1Q

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

He is a piece of poo poo on every level. I hope his neighbors have seen this.

Softface
Feb 16, 2011

Some things can't be unseen

Oh please, that's far from the least ridiculous thing he's ever said.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQul4hEReFQ

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
https://twitter.com/theking4433/status/1265389257654403072?s=19

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

at what point are you allowed to defend yourself from someone threatening to kill and eat you

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 16 hours!
If I was Jones’s neighbor I’d be furiously googling to self defense laws and how to legally booby trap your house.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
The best defense is a good offense

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!



:laffo:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


:emptyquote:

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I love that so much.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk2Piz0KORg

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!



It's the last 5 seconds that really do it for me.

piL
Sep 20, 2007
(__|\\\\)
Taco Defender

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011

Recommitment ceremony vows right there.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
I told every new guy I came across that under no circumstances should they get married or have children while they were in the military. Some took the advice, by choice or not depending on the person, some didn't and not a single one of them seemed happy with their choice. The only ones I knew who were stable were dual military or if they joined after getting married and having kids, weirdly enough.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

That's Country legend Tennessee Ernie Ford singing, just FYI. He did an entire album of Union war songs that's available for download.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jso1YRQnpCI

Scratch Monkey fucked around with this message at 20:21 on May 28, 2020

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

That's Country legend Tennessee Ernie Ford singing, just FYI. He did an entire album of Union war songs that's available for download.

And before anyone gets the wrong idea that it was some sort of statement, he also did an album of Confederate war songs as well.

But 16 Tons is pretty on the nose.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer


Broken clock etc

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/aftertheboop/status/1266255919278505988?s=20

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Wrong link lol


https://twitter.com/chrispolanco/status/1266580722103574529?s=19

Wasabi the J fucked around with this message at 07:07 on May 30, 2020

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
OAF nation joining the broken clock club

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ughhhh
Oct 17, 2012

https://twitter.com/foxwoundband/status/1266613385862447104

Wtf is going on...

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