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Charles posted:How's he doing? I don't see any new posts on his Facebook :'( I noticed this too 
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its to be expected. lowtax has gone full hypochondriac about his spine ever since those other vertebrae crumbled
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May 22, 2020 08:21
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How is he a hypochondriac if his spine is actually injured?
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May 22, 2020 12:41
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I just had a great idea guys! Let's start a donation drive to me because of lowtax spine!!!!! I'd really like to live large off a lowtax spine donation drive, so let's do it.
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May 22, 2020 13:17
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Nathilus posted:I just had a great idea guys! Let's start a donation drive to me because of lowtax spine!!!!! well im sure theres a goon with your address already so whenever they pop in we'll get to it
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May 22, 2020 13:31
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Statutory Ape posted:well im sure theres a goon with your address already so whenever they pop in we'll get to it You can send the cash to Sid. I'll force him to be my cutout.
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May 22, 2020 13:56
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YeahTubaMike posted:How is he a hypochondriac if his spine is actually injured? it's all in his mind nothing to do with the goon death threats causing federal agents to bust down his door and put him in aggressive neck holds, that's all by the by
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May 22, 2020 14:29
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:it's all in his mind I love the way the goon echo chamber works. A goon placing a bid on a piano while he was high and only discovering the fact when his credit card declined the charge turns into a junkie waking up from a days-long blackout to find a grand piano in the middle of their 12th floor apartment, a goon being treated to new clothes for a job interview by his posting pals turns into a mustache-twirling scammer fleecing thousands of dollars from people before vanishing into the night, and a forum being shut down 11 years ago because of a call from the secret service is now an army of special ops guys rappelling into Lowtax's bedroom and playing the xylophone on his spine with a ball peen hammer.
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May 22, 2020 14:38
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IDK why he even needs a spine, just mount monitor to ceiling and lay down looking up, play video games, collect that sweet sweet patreon money. Hire an in home nurse to empty the bedpan a couple times a week. Bing bong so simple
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May 22, 2020 14:42
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Sleeveless posted:I love the way the goon echo chamber works. A goon placing a bid on a piano while he was high and only discovering the fact when his credit card declined the charge turns into a junkie waking up from a days-long blackout to find a grand piano in the middle of their 12th floor apartment, a goon being treated to new clothes for a job interview by his posting pals turns into a mustache-twirling scammer fleecing thousands of dollars from people before vanishing into the night, and a forum being shut down 11 years ago because of a call from the secret service is now an army of special ops guys rappelling into Lowtax's bedroom and playing the xylophone on his spine with a ball peen hammer. Thread full of goon crackheads that all do a research chemical and immediately die.
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May 22, 2020 14:43
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YeahTubaMike posted:How is he a hypochondriac if his spine is actually injured?
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May 22, 2020 14:51
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Sleeveless posted:I love the way the goon echo chamber works. A goon placing a bid on a piano while he was high and only discovering the fact when his credit card declined the charge turns into a junkie waking up from a days-long blackout to find a grand piano in the middle of their 12th floor apartment, a goon being treated to new clothes for a job interview by his posting pals turns into a mustache-twirling scammer fleecing thousands of dollars from people before vanishing into the night, and a forum being shut down 11 years ago because of a call from the secret service is now an army of special ops guys rappelling into Lowtax's bedroom and playing the xylophone on his spine with a ball peen hammer. Are you not entertained!?!
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May 22, 2020 14:52
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smoobles posted:I'd pay 10 bux a year to post here, and help make Lowtax loaded it's everyone's patriotic duty to get banned every once in a while 
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May 22, 2020 14:58
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so did the mustache twirling thing actually happen or is that just a scary story goons tell
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May 22, 2020 15:04
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Sleeveless posted:I love the way the goon echo chamber works. A goon placing a bid on a piano while he was high and only discovering the fact when his credit card declined the charge turns into a junkie waking up from a days-long blackout to find a grand piano in the middle of their 12th floor apartment, a goon being treated to new clothes for a job interview by his posting pals turns into a mustache-twirling scammer fleecing thousands of dollars from people before vanishing into the night, and a forum being shut down 11 years ago because of a call from the secret service is now an army of special ops guys rappelling into Lowtax's bedroom and playing the xylophone on his spine with a ball peen hammer. i firmly believe that lowtax was slammed spine-first into the wall by federal agents, demanding that he stop threatening the president, and you cannot convince me otherwise also the death threats thing is considerably more recent than 11 years. there was a big forums wide announcement for a while like a couple months ago and a lot of permabans
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May 22, 2020 15:05
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Nathilus posted:Thread full of goon crackheads that all do a research chemical and immediately die. lmao
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May 22, 2020 15:12
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the goon death rate in the joose thread, all things considered, was relatively low compared to the heroin thread.
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May 22, 2020 15:13
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So how did lowtaxes surgery go. Its been half a week, is he now more machine than man
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May 22, 2020 15:14
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:it's all in his mind actually its all in his back
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May 22, 2020 15:18
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:actually its all in his back his neck, his back,
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May 22, 2020 15:27
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His boxing beatdown from that hack German director isn't so funny anymore. RIP 'tax.
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May 22, 2020 15:32
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simplefish posted:his neck, his back, his spinal column cracked
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really queer Christmas posted:So how did lowtaxes surgery go. Its been half a week, is he now more machine than man He's Robotax now
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May 22, 2020 15:32
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Glenn Quebec posted:lmao Uwe Bol challenges taxman to a friendly boxing match and crushes his spine. Roumba posted:His boxing beatdown from that hack German director isn't so funny anymore. RIP 'tax. Dammit, efb. Youre wrong tho its funnier
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May 22, 2020 15:36
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:actually its all in his back it's supposed to be. that's the problem
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May 22, 2020 15:46
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simplefish posted:his neck, his back,
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May 22, 2020 15:48
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lowtax showed up in a dream I had this morning as a drooling paraplegic. I need to stay off the forums more.
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May 22, 2020 16:14
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Crusty Nutsack posted:lowtax showed up in a dream I had this morning as a drooling paraplegic.
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Sleeveless posted:I love the way the goon echo chamber works. A goon placing a bid on a piano while he was high and only discovering the fact when his credit card declined the charge turns into a junkie waking up from a days-long blackout to find a grand piano in the middle of their 12th floor apartment, a goon being treated to new clothes for a job interview by his posting pals turns into a mustache-twirling scammer fleecing thousands of dollars from people before vanishing into the night, and a forum being shut down 11 years ago because of a call from the secret service is now an army of special ops guys rappelling into Lowtax's bedroom and playing the xylophone on his spine with a ball peen hammer.
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May 22, 2020 17:58
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I am willing to be Lowtax's new spine. The whole of my body will be transplanted into his like some living hunchbackian parasite. I will move his limbs for him. Breathe his air for him. If he slights me I will poo poo his pants for him.
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May 22, 2020 18:04
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GOKU TAKE MY ENERGY LOWTAX TAKE MY BONES
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May 22, 2020 18:37
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Applewhite posted:Are there articles of succession for who will run SA after Lowtax dies/goes bankrupt from so many spine surgeries? If he dies we all get sealed in his tomb with him, like the pharaohs of old.
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May 22, 2020 18:44
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I am willing to be Lowtax's new spine. The whole of my body will be transplanted into his like some living hunchbackian parasite. I will move his limbs for him. Breathe his air for him. If he slights me I will poo poo his pants for him. Please don’t post your deviantart fetishes here, just send them directly to my PMs, thanks.
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May 22, 2020 18:44
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Applewhite posted:Are there articles of succession for who will run SA after Lowtax dies/goes bankrupt from so many spine surgeries? He's stated before that when he dies, the site dies with him. Which makes sense: we know he likes his kids, so having them inherit the forums would be a hell of curse along the lines of your great uncle leaving you a haunted house. With bad foundations and asbestos walls. On an Indian burial ground. On a Superfund site. And it's full of goons.
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May 22, 2020 18:49
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The best course of action would be to hand over the forums to the Mods, and split each forums categories (and sub categories) into seperate websites with their own hosting. Maximive visibility on the internet. Then once a year host a Las Vegas GoonCon where all the websites can hang out together and gamble.
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May 22, 2020 19:25
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personally I'll go the retro route and leave my shitposts on irl message boards
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May 22, 2020 19:29
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Manic Mailman posted:The best course of action would be to hand over the forums to the Mods, and split each forums categories (and sub categories) into seperate websites with their own hosting. Maximive visibility on the internet. Then once a year host a Las Vegas GoonCon where all the websites can hang out together and gamble. Ah, the Alexandrian solution. To each general their own domain.
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Shamino posted:Lowtax should just live in a float tank like that guy from Dune. i just started reading dune for the first time. i think ur talking about randy. I'm only on the 4th chapter but hoo boy that randy, always flying around in outer space with his spice! this book is crazy.
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May 22, 2020 20:09
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McSpanky posted:Ah, the Alexandrian solution. To each general their own domain. no mods no generals
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Moo the cow posted:He's stated before that when he dies, the site dies with him. 
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