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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



What's his username

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




*confusedly cycles monitor power several times*

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Phlegmish posted:

What's his username

P***** ** *** ***r

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



:same:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


He looks so indignant, the Trump of penguins.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/abcsydney/status/1263210938955513856

CapitanGarlic
Feb 29, 2004

Much, much more.

Pastry of the Year posted:

P***** ** *** ***r

I'd like to solve

Pengui no utl iver

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Well. Turns out it's two separate stories and possums don't give you Hulkitis

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/nick_broadwday/status/1263128375746605058?s=21

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Okay the Coen brothers should just stop.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1262986682967756802

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




Is okay if I hang out there for say 3-4 years?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

as a person who never leaves my house i've done pretty well for myself.

Carthag Tuek posted:

Is okay if I hang out there for say 3-4 years?

The monkey’s paw curls.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Platystemon posted:

The monkey’s paw curls.

It doesn't even need to curl. Just regular old getting the wish would mean you have to relive the last 3 - 4 years. Depending on how time flows that would mean you have to relive it again forwards or you get spat out into what ever the hell world is left in and not knowing wtf is going on.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




This was a month and a half ago, we still doing all these things?

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

I can only assume Chuck Klosterman fathered both of these men.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I'd have to vote for the one with the largest beard, he seems the most committed.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

as a person who never leaves my house i've done pretty well for myself.
There are multiple seats available.

They can both win.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

I say your three-cent titanium tax doesn’t go too far enough!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Pig poops out pedometer, starts a fire

quote:

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Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/jjmacnab/status/1263502727658606597

Captainsalami
Apr 16, 2010

I told you you'd pay!

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

I say your three-cent titanium tax doesn’t go too far enough!

Just wanted to let you know I appreciated this post.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

This is a deep state experiment, you can't convince me otherwise

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no
What party do they belong to?







I’m guessing the mmmBOP.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Japanese aquarium urges public to video-chat eels who are forgetting humans exist

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Sadly, it was only for a few days earlier in May. I am honestly bummed to have missed out.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

AlbieQuirky posted:

Sadly, it was only for a few days earlier in May. I am honestly bummed to have missed out.
"Welp, that's enough socialization for these eels. Shut the lights back off, we'll check 'em in July."

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

1920's click bait

https://twitter.com/yesterdaysprint/status/1263879595599646720?s=20

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/RealSardonicus/status/1263878306857959424

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Phew, so it's not just me

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I miss one deadline and everyone's up in arms, be patient, it's on its way

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

as a person who never leaves my house i've done pretty well for myself.

So this is what Air Force Two was up to last week.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
I think No-Mask Mike prefers to serve himself rather than get takeout?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Phlegmish posted:

I miss one deadline and everyone's up in arms, be patient, it's on its way

Pregnancy scare?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Phlegmish posted:

I miss one deadline and everyone's up in arms, be patient, it's on its way

Thank u for ur service

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

https://twitter.com/loudmouthjulia/status/1264211645204705280?s=19

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

And it's the most rigorous article they've published in years

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

MizPiz posted:

And it's the most rigorous article they've published in years

Sometimes you need to find a subject you can really sink your teeth into to do your best reporting.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.


https://twitter.com/Juansante/status/1263616796994740225

we are the virus, nature is healing #blessed

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1264267733371256832

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