#blessed pics: raise the woof

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bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

Dixville posted:

cursed

# ? May 22, 2020 12:29

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 17:25

crispix: Mar 28, 2015; Grand-Maman m'a raconté
_{(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)}

Hello, dear

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Here's a blessed tip: when you commit a crime, don't tell anyone, or take pictures, or brag.

That special moment is for you alone. Don't give the cops evidence, dummies!

Don't talk Tahoe :nono:

# ? May 22, 2020 12:45

Biohazard: Apr 17, 2002

LifeSunDeath posted:

Was once the proud owner of one of these, but it's been lost to time

Ha I can get you more. Those places are all over the place here. First time I saw it was moving out west and I thought I was getting pranked by my friends.

# ? May 22, 2020 13:26

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Paladinus posted:

Suck it, dogs!

Morally Inept alt spotted

# ? May 22, 2020 13:26

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Biohazard posted:

Ha I can get you more. Those places are all over the place here. First time I saw it was moving out west and I thought I was getting pranked by my friends.

Went to visit an old friend who moved to Nebraska, he's like lets go get some smokes, so we head to the corner store "Kum n Go" I couldn't stop laughing the whole time we were in there, it's just so incredible.

# ? May 22, 2020 13:31

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

# ? May 22, 2020 13:35

Len: Jan 21, 2008; Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Here's a blessed tip: when you commit a crime, don't tell anyone, or take pictures, or brag.

That special moment is for you alone. Don't give the cops evidence, dummies!

it's poo poo that didn't happen for those sweet internet points

# ? May 22, 2020 13:53

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

Hyperlynx posted:

I looked him up, and it turns out Mittens is indeed a Very Good Cat.

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12333977

quote:

The 10-year-old cat has been known to frequent Wellington's night life having once wandered into a strip club and on another occasion sat on the counter of a Cuba St bar until 2am watching people have drinks.

Once he also sat on the lap of one customer receiving a haircut at a salon in town.

i love that cat

# ? May 22, 2020 16:10

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

https://twitter.com/JoshButlerTv/status/1263612273693777920?s=19

# ? May 22, 2020 19:19

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

# ? May 22, 2020 20:18

Moon Slayer: Jun 19, 2007

# ? May 23, 2020 03:16

Field Mousepad: Mar 21, 2010; BAE

Moon Slayer posted:

I have no idea what it is but I love this thing

# ? May 23, 2020 04:23

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Field Mousepad posted:

I have no idea what it is but I love this thing

It's a Brussels Griffon

# ? May 23, 2020 07:49

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Oscar Wild posted:

https://twitter.com/JoshButlerTv/status/1263612273693777920?s=19

Talk about seeing the world through gray colored glasses

# ? May 23, 2020 07:54

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Field Mousepad posted:

I have no idea what it is but I love this thing

Looks like it should be some mysterious forest sprite in a Studio Ghibli film.

# ? May 23, 2020 08:15

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Looks like it should be some mysterious forest sprite in a Studio Ghibli film.

# ? May 23, 2020 08:27

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Field Mousepad posted:

I have no idea what it is but I love this thing

Yeah put it in a glass ball and you got yourself a nice decoration. :v:

# ? May 23, 2020 08:32

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Field Mousepad posted:

I have no idea what it is but I love this thing

# ? May 23, 2020 08:43

crispix: Mar 28, 2015; Grand-Maman m'a raconté
_{(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)}

Hello, dear

Inceltown posted:

It's a Brussels Griffon

They kinda look like Matt Damon

# ? May 23, 2020 08:57

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

crispix posted:

They kinda look like Matt Damon

Photoshop thread:

Matt Dogmon

# ? May 23, 2020 11:56

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Photoshop thread:

Matt Dogmon

"Jesus Christ... That's Jason Bone"

# ? May 23, 2020 12:39

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Photoshop thread:

Matt Dogmon

# ? May 23, 2020 13:25

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

hot drat

# ? May 23, 2020 13:31

Biohazard: Apr 17, 2002

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

# ? May 23, 2020 13:51

-Zydeco-: Nov 12, 2007

There is another response to the stunt people TikToc compilations
https://twitter.com/kevinbparry/status/1264014531099004928

# ? May 23, 2020 14:23

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

May whatever eldritch monster rules this nightmare world bless you.

# ? May 23, 2020 15:06

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Moon Slayer posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIZgNC8bSnE

# ? May 23, 2020 15:28

Beefed Owl: Sep 13, 2007; Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

Dixville posted:

I dont need encouragement

# ? May 23, 2020 18:02

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/7F0UHaj.gifv

# ? May 23, 2020 18:37

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Trabant posted:

"Jesus Christ... That's Jason Bone"

Inter-smeller

# ? May 23, 2020 19:10

Matlack Radio: Jun 2, 2006

Dogma (1999) :woof:

blessed jpg:

Matlack Radio fucked around with this message at 19:53 on May 23, 2020

# ? May 23, 2020 19:49

Altared State: Jan 14, 2006; I think I was born to burn

https://twitter.com/bonappetit/status/1263911022487842818

# ? May 23, 2020 20:07

Zteuer: Nov 8, 2009

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/7F0UHaj.gifv

Don't try this at home, Lowtax.

# ? May 23, 2020 20:21

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

We Know Catheters posted:

https://twitter.com/bonappetit/status/1263911022487842818

Fair warning. When you google JOI, vegan milk is not the first thing that comes up. Thankfully, I managed to close the tab before my boss could see it, because it was a data validation library for JavaScript.

# ? May 23, 2020 21:11