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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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What was that about?
e: youtube video for reference https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hNMwxY4-Vk
Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 22:02 on May 22, 2020
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q just looking out for his bro, worf
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May 22, 2020 21:30
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i dont rmemeber, prove it
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May 22, 2020 21:30
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hello... again!
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wait what's sex
is it fun
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May 22, 2020 22:14
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Q: sex is really good
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worf: *writes yes please under sex on his social security form*
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May 22, 2020 23:58
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Poor Worf needs to get his dicks wet
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May 23, 2020 00:37
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klingons spitting at and hitting each other, q puts on some barry white and they all just mellow out
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May 23, 2020 00:41
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Worf practicing kissing with that skeleton character in his holodeck program
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May 23, 2020 00:44
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You have to understand that Worf was a Russian Klingon-weeb, not a Klingon
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May 23, 2020 01:24
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i think what it was, is, geordi wanted to know if this was his (worfs) idea of sex, and worf was saying, this is not my idea of sex, this is the actual sex. you're watching me have sex right now.
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May 23, 2020 03:35
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i'm guessing it was about the fact that geordi said "is this your IDEA of sex" and worf thought that meant, "i know you're not having sex right now, but is this basically what you think sex is like?" and worf was correcting him, by saying that, no, this is not an approximation of sex, but right at this moment, it IS sex. no idea about it.
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May 23, 2020 03:37
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the premise of the scene, i think, is the ambiguity about what "sex" is. for instance, there are many kinds of activity which most people would call "sex" that do not actually involve what biologists would term "sexual intercourse." so when geordi says "is this your idea of sex" he's saying, "is this roughly in the ballpark of sex for you, like, if you went all the way and had sex now, and then you were telling me about it in graphic detail, would you include this part, even though it is not technically biologically sexual" and worf is saying to him, "you're getting it wrong. this in fact is sex. we're having sex right now. she could get pregnant from this thing that we're doing. we don't have to do more in order for this to count, by every definition of the word, as sex."
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May 23, 2020 03:42
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i know that might be shocking to you, to realize that you're watching those two klingons have actual sex. but that's what worf says. he says "this IS sex." he's very insistent on it. and you know, i think that's what's interesting about star trek, is it makes you think about how different people do things differently. and the way it does this is, instead of necessarily having different people, it has different SPECIES that do things differently. so in that sense it's actually exaggerating the differences between people into genetic differences. but in another way, first of all, all those "aliens" are played by human beings, which gives them a common non-diegetic humanity so it both decomposes and reconstitutes social difference. the point here is to get people to think about all the different ways that people have sex, by having one of the characters (worf) indicate that he (worf) has sex in a different way. looking at the way he's having sex, you might not think he's having sex, but it's sex to him. this is a lesson that geordi needs to learn, and my guess is that he probably does learn it, because the kind of person who appears to like learning new things. i don't think they would have put him on the enterprise otherwise. i'm sure all the people on the enterprise took personality tests where it was like "do you like learning stuff Y/N" "Are you comfortable with difference? Y/N" however, the test did not show them a picture of two klingons having sex and say "is this sex? Y/N" because if they did, geordi would probably have failed it.
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May 23, 2020 03:49
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i know that might be shocking to you, to realize that you're watching those two klingons have actual sex. but that's what worf says. he says "this IS sex." he's very insistent on it. and you know, i think that's what's interesting about star trek, is it makes you think about how different people do things differently. and the way it does this is, instead of necessarily having different people, it has different SPECIES that do things differently. so in that sense it's actually exaggerating the differences between people into genetic differences. but in another way, first of all, all those "aliens" are played by human beings, which gives them a common non-diegetic humanity so it both decomposes and reconstitutes social difference. the point here is to get people to think about all the different ways that people have sex, by having one of the characters (worf) indicate that he (worf) has sex in a different way. looking at the way he's having sex, you might not think he's having sex, but it's sex to him. this is a lesson that geordi needs to learn, and my guess is that he probably does learn it, because the kind of person who appears to like learning new things. i don't think they would have put him on the enterprise otherwise. i'm sure all the people on the enterprise took personality tests where it was like "do you like learning stuff Y/N" "Are you comfortable with difference? Y/N" however, the test did not show them a picture of two klingons having sex and say "is this sex? Y/N" because if they did, geordi would probably have failed it.
i am imagining guinan explaining sex to worf and geordi and i think this is enough for me to die happy
 
thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!
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May 23, 2020 04:09
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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How is ghhu formed. How be'Hom get pragnent
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May 23, 2020 04:15
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worf once punched a hole in the wall and the whole crew thought he was mad but he was actually jacking off
 
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May 23, 2020 05:02
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How is ghhu formed. How be'Hom get pragnent
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May 23, 2020 05:21
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Wait are Sparta and sex the same thing?
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May 23, 2020 06:30
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Wait, but if Worf is a Russian Klingon-weeb maybe he got it wrong. Like maybe he said "this IS sex" and the lady was "what the gently caress?"
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a slain enemy's corpse feels like a bag of sand
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May 23, 2020 11:25
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is this about the guy named q on impractical jokers
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wouldn't it be weird if qanon was all about q, from the television show star trek
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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worf: Shaka, when my balls fell
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May 23, 2020 18:02
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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worf: Shaka, when my balls fell
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worf: Shaka, when my balls fell
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May 23, 2020 19:47
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Worf is a selfish lover. He always punches first, then leaves.
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