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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!



this is albus i met him through his owner who liked harry potter a lot






this cat is no longer with us

E: bonus catent

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RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


Statutory Ape posted:



this cat is no longer with us


Sorry to hear your cat found a new owner, hopefully your other cat doesn't also realize its got better options

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
i thought this thread would be about vaginas. voted 1

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

RepeatingMeme posted:

Sorry to hear your cat found a new owner, hopefully your other cat doesn't also realize its got better options

tbh im eternally grateful somebody else got to take care of him while i survived my 20s

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

There's already a pets thread in Geebis

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

There's already a pets thread in Geebis

this is the sex pets thread

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

Statutory Ape posted:

this is the sex pets thread

you have sex with your cats?

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Junk posted:

you have sex with your cats?

if you read the OP i said its not my cat

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Junk posted:

you have sex with your cats?

My God OP

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
is there a way to vote a thread 1 twice, asking for a friend

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Junk posted:

is there a way to vote a thread 1 twice, asking for a friend

log into your parachute

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I didn't and still don't feel the need to "get right to it", OP and honestly I'm both concerned for you and a little put off by this whole thing.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I also have to pee a little but not enough to get up and do anything about it yet.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Big Beef City posted:

I also have to pee a little but not enough to get up and do anything about it yet.

whers that one goon that found a way to commune with his dog while they both urinated

Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING
:fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap:
This was our cat Jinx. She Went to anther family because she kept trying to smother our newborn son. Hindsight being 20/20, it might've been because we put her in a child stroller and rolled her around like a baby so she went all Highlander on us.

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Are you sure that you didn't give your newborn son to a family and keep your cat instead

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Jailbrekr posted:

This was our cat Jinx. She Went to anther family because she kept trying to smother our newborn son. Hindsight being 20/20, it might've been because we put her in a child stroller and rolled her around like a baby so she went all Highlander on us.



The cat failed to kill the child. It regretted this failure until its dying breath. May god have mercy on its soul.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

well tbh its nice that one of these stories ends with literally "and then Jinx went to a better place"

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Junk posted:

i thought this thread would be about vaginas. voted 1

¿Por qué no los dos?

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat
what is with people giving away perfectly good cats? i went to look at one and the paperwork said she was dropped off because she bit the baby. well, the baby was probably doing something it shouldn't have been!

i brought it home and every day it walks up onto my chest and absent minded-ly starts licking my nose then flops down directly on my windpipe

seems fine, idgi?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Novo posted:

what is with people giving away perfectly good cats? i went to look at one and the paperwork said she was dropped off because she bit the baby. well, the baby was probably doing something it shouldn't have been!

i brought it home and every day it walks up onto my chest and absent minded-ly starts licking my nose then flops down directly on my windpipe

seems fine, idgi?

These babies are honestly lucky the cats have not permanently silenced them. Every second they live is on borrowed time. These cats know infinite mercy. If I were the cat the offending infant would have been dealt with swiftly and decisively.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

thanks for the cats, op

That strange guy
Dec 14, 2014

It's not strange if we never mention it again.

My cat acting slutty.

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!


My party animal is all like YOO I HEARD THERE WAS PUSSY?

really tho he's fixed and spends most of his time sleeping and pooping

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

tbh that cat definitely looks like it poops i believe you

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

OP I DIDN'T GIVE THE JPGS ENOUGH TIME TO LOAD I JUST RUSHED TO POSTING I ASSUME THIS IS ABOUT CATS I LOVE CATS i HAVE several

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
My dirty pussy

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Wanna tickle that white paw

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Spinz posted:

My dirty pussy



Who is this man

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
My best kitty I ever had :love: my "Prince"
We had a good 10 years, when I lost him I was so bereft I started posting here - eventually coming out of a self imposed isolation of over a decade. Pets can really really matter :)

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Spinz posted:

My best kitty I ever had :love: my "Prince"
We had a good 10 years, when I lost him I was so bereft I started posting here - eventually coming out of a self imposed isolation of over a decade. Pets can really really matter :)

We will transmit great respect to this man who now spends his afterlife terrorizing washing machines.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Cats hate you and want you to die. If they could they would kill you

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

The Management posted:

Cats hate you and want you to die. If they could they would kill you

You're mistaken, all their rancor is reserved for infants, whom they hate and wish to die very much.

Flimf
Sep 3, 2006



he is very majestic but also a huge coward

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Tbh he does look like a pussy

ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003


Spinz posted:

My dirty pussy



cat in dishwasher crew

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Statutory Ape posted:

if you read the OP i said its not my cat

Even if it's not your cat, I would recommend not loving it OP.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

AuntBuck posted:

cat in dishwasher crew



I have looked over several cat operations manuals and found no valid procedures that call for this.
None.

ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003


Big Beef City posted:

I have looked over several cat operations manuals and found no valid procedures that call for this.
None.

Clearly your parents never had "the talk" with you.

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

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