Lowtaxes spine is fucked again

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Inept: Jul 8, 2003

Moo the cow posted:

He's stated before that when he dies, the site dies with him.

if he dies with medical debt, the site can get sold off as part of his estate.

looking forward to a venture capital firm turning this site into lootboxes

# ? May 23, 2020 00:37

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Convex: Aug 19, 2010

thanks for the website, sorry you have a medical problem and live in america

# ? May 23, 2020 00:46

McSpanky: Jan 16, 2005

Inept posted:

if he dies with medical debt, the site can get sold off as part of his estate.

looking forward to a venture capital firm turning this site into lootboxes

I for one welcome our amazing new $10/100 posts or $100/1050 posts subscription packages.

# ? May 23, 2020 00:55

Worf: Sep 12, 2017; If only Seth would love me like I love him!

McSpanky posted:

I for one welcome our amazing new $10/100 posts or $100/1050 posts subscription packages.

ah yes the Dare 2 ReReg plan

# ? May 23, 2020 01:10

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Lmao

# ? May 23, 2020 01:12

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

Sorry about your life Richard

This is sincere, even though I'm drunk

# ? May 23, 2020 01:18

eggyolk: Nov 8, 2007

Please don't be dead.

# ? May 23, 2020 01:32

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

eggyolk posted:

Please don't be dead.

I have word that he is Not Dead

# ? May 23, 2020 01:34

Wizard Master: Mar 25, 2008; I am the Wizard Master

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I have word that he is Not Dead

Evidence for your claim?

# ? May 23, 2020 02:21

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Wizard Master posted:

Evidence for your claim?

It came to me in a dream, along with a vision of me wearing no pants in this very forum.

# ? May 23, 2020 02:23

I. M. Gei: Jun 26, 2005; CHIEFS

BITCH

Moo the cow posted:

He's stated before that when he dies, the site dies with him.

Is anybody making a backup SA Forums in case this happens?

Because if not, they should be.

# ? May 23, 2020 02:29

RepeatingMeme: Dec 27, 2012; this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

I. M. Gei posted:

Is anybody making a backup SA Forums in case this happens?

Because if not, they should be.

don't worry, I've got the backup all set up for us when the inevitable occurs

Its hosted on the robust forums platform freeforums.net

# ? May 23, 2020 02:39

Wizard Master: Mar 25, 2008; I am the Wizard Master

I. M. Gei posted:

Is anybody making a backup SA Forums in case this happens?

Because if not, they should be.

I'll be on Reddit, where jokes aren't illegal :cool:

# ? May 23, 2020 02:56

deadeyez: Jan 31, 2015; Avatar by Hempuli; Fun Shoe

Dear Lowtax, I hope your spine stops being icky. Love, deadeyez

# ? May 23, 2020 03:39

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.

I. M. Gei posted:

Is anybody making a backup SA Forums in case this happens?

Because if not, they should be.

Why don't you go to his house and demand it?

# ? May 23, 2020 03:40

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Moo the cow posted:

He's stated before that when he dies, the site dies with him.

Which makes sense: we know he likes his kids, so having them inherit the forums would be a hell of curse along the lines of your great uncle leaving you a haunted house. With bad foundations and asbestos walls. On an Indian burial ground. On a Superfund site. And it's full of goons.

In that case I hope Lowtax doesn't die.

This is the only place on the internet worth posting on.

# ? May 23, 2020 03:46

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBaVwwuErmU

# ? May 23, 2020 03:47

Kia Soul Enthusias: May 9, 2004; zoom-zoom; Toilet Rascal

Wizard Master posted:

Evidence for your claim?

He made an unrelated joke post a few hours ago.

# ? May 23, 2020 03:52

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Lowtax should leave the site in trust to the goons if he doesn't want to leave it to his kids.

# ? May 23, 2020 04:00

simplefish: Mar 28, 2011; So long, and thanks for all the ~~fish~~ gallbladdΣrs!

lol he doesnt even want to leave it to himself atm and fair enough tbh

# ? May 23, 2020 05:20

The Cockler: Mar 31, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

Applewhite posted:

Lowtax should leave the site in trust to the goons if he doesn't want to leave it to his kids.

i.. i think i finally understand the joke... i FINALLY KNOW WHAT A GOON IS!!

# ? May 23, 2020 05:21

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

Applewhite posted:

In that case I hope Lowtax doesn't die.

This is the only place on the internet worth posting on.

Yeah but the bar is extremely low

# ? May 23, 2020 05:25

TheReverend: Jun 21, 2005

Shoulda got an extended warranty on the first spine work.

# ? May 23, 2020 05:29

I AM GRANDO: Aug 20, 2006

I�ve been on SA since I was in high school. Lowtax always seemed cool to me because he was like an adult who was just like another kid and SA was a way for me to escape the rules-bounded world I was trapped in at home and school, like a summer camp run by misfits in an 80s comedy.

I guess we all grow up and we all get old. I�m glad this place was here and it helped me when I needed it. I want to help Lowtax.

# ? May 23, 2020 06:32

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Wizard Master posted:

I'll be on Reddit, where jokes aren't illegal

One time I made a joke on reddit, but it was illegal. I made some joking reference to a proper way to silence a wailing infant on public transpo in AITA (baby murder), and got banned for violent threats.

# ? May 23, 2020 08:12

Dell_Zincht: Nov 5, 2003

Nathilus posted:

One time I made a joke on reddit, but it was illegal. I made some joking reference to a proper way to silence a wailing infant on public transpo in AITA (baby murder), and got banned for violent threats.

good

# ? May 23, 2020 08:34

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

# ? May 23, 2020 09:05

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
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Moo the cow posted:

He's stated before that when he dies, the site dies with him.

Which makes sense: we know he likes his kids, so having them inherit the forums would be a hell of curse along the lines of your great uncle leaving you a haunted house. With bad foundations and asbestos walls. On an Indian burial ground. On a Superfund site. And it's full of goons.

What about his wi-ayaycarumba!

# ? May 23, 2020 09:14

Dely Apple: Apr 22, 2006; Sing me Spanish Techno

Doobie owes us, time to collect a C3 vertebrae and pinto beans.

# ? May 23, 2020 10:03

The Grimace: Sep 18, 2005; Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?

gently caress. Get well soon, Lowtax.

# ? May 23, 2020 11:40

YeahTubaMike: Mar 24, 2005; *hic* Gotta finish thish . . .; Doctor Rope

starting to see why he doesn't come around here much anymore... :chloe:

gary oldmans diary posted:

whoa maybe youre right

# ? May 23, 2020 13:51

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

I’ve been on SA since I was in high school. Lowtax always seemed cool to me because he was like an adult who was just like another kid and SA was a way for me to escape the rules-bounded world I was trapped in at home and school, like a summer camp run by misfits in an 80s comedy.

I guess we all grow up and we all get old. I’m glad this place was here and it helped me when I needed it. I want to help Lowtax.

Hell, same

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