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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

MizPiz posted:

Don't see why we need a multi-part documentary when it could be explained in one tweet

https://twitter.com/vicvaiana/status/1263658242447675394?s=19
https://twitter.com/robertobarquin/status/1263649299084316672
https://twitter.com/grailsnail/status/1263695903648440320

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Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

He’s wrong about a few of those.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is genuinely impressive how he doesn't keel over forwards, he's like one of those center of mass sculptures.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
He has special shoes like Michael Jackson.

He had Michael Jackson killed so the truth would not get out.

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005


sometimes he cannot help himself
(context: colossus and kitty just spent the night together)


e: did i do this right

https://twitter.com/klimtbizkit/status/1264018851852963848

Ignite Memories has a new favorite as of 03:24 on May 23, 2020

Greatbacon
Apr 9, 2012

by Pragmatica
https://twitter.com/dcwoodruff/status/1263971606126161921?s=19

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/kevinbparry/status/1264014531099004928

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/fckeveryword/status/1264043378611834880

https://twitter.com/OhNoSheTwitnt/status/1264031079603855360

ultrafilter has a new favorite as of 05:26 on May 23, 2020

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/jon_bois/status/1264008851378110464

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

It's not his fault some people like the mushy taste-less in-n-out style fries.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

pentyne posted:

It's not his fault some people like the mushy taste-less in-n-out style fries.

I don't know what in-n-out you went to but I've literally never had uncooked fries there.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
A mini-quarantine movie...

https://twitter.com/TwoPaddocks/status/1264105443724390400

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

Sam Neill is living the best life, making quarantine movies, and wine, and hanging out with his pig...

Edit - to be clear,
https://twitter.com/twopaddocks/status/1258313369792024576?s=21

Mister Mind has a new favorite as of 15:24 on May 23, 2020

Trevor Hale
Dec 8, 2008

What have I become, my Swedish friend?

A byproduct of covid has to be that it amplifies joke thievery.


https://twitter.com/brianpempus/status/1263975348515069952?s=21


https://twitter.com/doctorow/status/1264203218017333248?s=21

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/NYT_first_said/status/1264131813016064001

2020 just keeps on comin

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


Lol Jesus Christ
https://twitter.com/NYT_said_where/status/1264131813687132162

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
I don't want to know what this. Do. Not. :yikes:

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


hello san diego! we! are! Wolf Kink!

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Dick Trauma posted:

I don't want to know what this. Do. Not. :yikes:

I have no idea how you have been on this website for more than a decade and not run into the Omegaverse poo poo yet. It was all the rage in like 2012-14.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Dick Trauma posted:

I don't want to know what this. Do. Not. :yikes:

Do knot

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




The book of Revelation tried to warn us about this, and it turns out that God is totally into it

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I somehow managed to avoid all knowledge of it until fairly recently.

The impression I got was basically it's the silmarillion for people who get horny about :biotruths:

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
https://twitter.com/assignedcowgal/status/1263913856977342464?s=19

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




OwlFancier posted:

I somehow managed to avoid all knowledge of it until fairly recently.

The impression I got was basically it's the silmarillion for people who get horny about :biotruths:

You have either missed a key part of the concept or Tolkien wrote way more about male pregnancy than I thought

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/NoahShachtman/status/1260734331225546753

https://twitter.com/NoahShachtman/status/1264233081482948610

Dick Trauma has a new favorite as of 18:05 on May 23, 2020

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬




Love the hat tip poo poo when you know, you could just press the retweet button and not take any credit at all. And people like Cory Doctorow should drat well know this.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

RandomFerret posted:

You have either missed a key part of the concept or Tolkien wrote way more about male pregnancy than I thought

As in it seems extremely complicated, in depth, detached from reality, and very appealing to the kind of person who really likes that.

The mpreg is included in the :biotruths:

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
This is a good gimmick account

https://twitter.com/ViolateGeneva/status/1264223366380163072?s=19

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/an_mistake/status/1264216049106456577

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
https://twitter.com/ambermruffin/status/1264245809584971777?s=21

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004


Jon Bois is a national treasure.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

:3:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/chinchillazllla/status/1264002642059177984?s=21

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/darealwiles/status/1264070356375146496

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/Julian_Epp/status/1264323016554668032?s=19

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
https://twitter.com/BradKelly17/status/1260940714826969088?s=19

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/TheDweck/status/1264369211054252034?s=20

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/mattbusic/status/1264280685176487936?s=21

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

The slides from Dashcon always bring me laughter.

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/raxkingisdead/status/1264238264250179587?s=21

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