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Half man, half machine, all fueled by Soylent. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5TgkM_KzVs I bet in the in between scenes RoboCop just will not shut up about Soylent. He loves it. He wants you to love it! He sees the oppression New Detroit is under. The oppression of cooking and enjoying regular meals made from vegetables, meat, grains, etc. RoboCop: Excuse me grocery store citizen. Where do you stock the Soylent? Supermarket employee: Uh. One second let me check. (coming back) Sorry we don't stock that product, we do have SlimFast if that work for y- *RoboCop shoots up the deli and weight loss/nutrition aisle* RoboCop: Your move...creep. *RoboCop theme plays* |
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Emil : I know you. You're dead! We killed you! RoboCop: Negative. I killed me. The me that relied on the banal task of eating, sinking hours of my day into it.
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May 22, 2020 07:35
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Scientists that maintain RoboCop going over the read out of his dreams only to discover it's a long diatribe about the benefits of Soylent and RoboCops hatred of traditional meals.
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 13:00 on May 22, 2020
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May 22, 2020 07:38
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All the other robotic cops make fun of him on the cyborg kitty metallic hammock forum. |
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May 22, 2020 15:34
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Clarence: "Sayonara Robocop!" *Robocop dispenses some soylent from his fist into Clarences mouth while he's in close* |
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May 22, 2020 16:33
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terminator having to go home to make dinner: I’ll be back robocop: *sipping noise* I’ll never leave you
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May 22, 2020 16:54
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nut posted:terminator having to go home to make dinner: I’ll be back |
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May 22, 2020 18:26
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nut posted:terminator having to go home to make dinner: I’ll be back |
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May 23, 2020 00:41
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the scene where RoboCop goes back to his old house only this time he leaves a package of Soylent on the doorstep and walks away
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May 23, 2020 18:31
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May 23, 2020 19:51
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Does Robocop poop or Thanks to Soylent he works at peak efficiency so he has no need to excrete any waste! Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 19:55 on May 23, 2020
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May 23, 2020 19:53
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Since I've found out Soylent was an actual product that actually exists, I've been meaning to try it somehow. Out of sheer curiosity. |
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May 24, 2020 06:15
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it's often got mold in it so uh would not recommend
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May 24, 2020 16:31
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biosterous posted:it's often got mold in it so uh would not recommend These are micronutrients, citizen |
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May 24, 2020 18:29
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:These are micronutrients, citizen Free penicillin 
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May 24, 2020 18:31
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*telling robocop about a dinner i cooked last night* "yeah i don't really care about flavor. nutrition is what's really important, so. *condescending cyborg sniff*" SLUUUuuUurRRpp
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Robocop shooting the poo poo out of a large foil wrapped burrito held at crotch level behind a woman's dress.
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Escape From Noise posted:Robocop shooting the poo poo out of a large foil wrapped burrito held at crotch level behind a woman's dress. |
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