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Give me the god drat key grip's cut!
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May 23, 2020 19:08
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Hackers film 1995 posted:jesus loving christ i cant believe you exist. this better be a troll Frankly I've always been bemused by the fact so few people share my feelings about the film. Usually in situations like this I understand why other people hate the movie I love, but I really don't see what's so bad about Sucker Punch.
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May 23, 2020 19:11
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I want Christopher Nolan to make Neuromancer.
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May 23, 2020 19:13
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Hackers film 1995 posted:that post deserves all the derision we are giving it (troll or not) but seriously. sucker punch is one the most insulting and disgusting (in every way you can think of) films of the last decade Like this for example. I genuinely have no clue what you're talking about when you say Sucker Punch is insulting and disgusting.
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May 23, 2020 19:14
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There's a part of me that's jealous of people that like movies like Suicide Squad and Justice League because it's gotta rule not noticing poor filmmaking so you can enjoy everything.
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May 23, 2020 19:16
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tervamaha posted:Like this for example. I genuinely have no clue what you're talking about when you say Sucker Punch is insulting and disgusting. from wiki: "It is Snyder's first film based on an original concept." edit: "Legendary Pictures reportedly attributed the movie's failure to become a box office hit as being due to movie audiences not accepting a female action hero.[82]" ahahahahahahahahahahahaha luchajones fucked around with this message at 19:23 on May 23, 2020 |
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May 23, 2020 19:18
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#releasethetrevorrowcut
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May 23, 2020 19:18
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Butt hole cut!! 
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May 23, 2020 19:20
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is it me or does 2011 seem way too late to have been sucker punch's release date? that movie is a resident evil sequel that happened to have been made between when sin city and 300 invented the digital morass, sky-captain-with-titties action subgenre, and when the spirit killed it that's 2005, 2008 at the latest how did it come out the same year as the king's speech, which feels like it came out yesterday? this is like when I found out the halle berry catwoman movie came out in 2004 it's just slightly too late for the flavor of rear end that it tastes like it stumbled in, pants around its ankles, thumb up its butt, 7 years late to its own party
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May 23, 2020 19:21
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Yeah I was sure it was pre 2010
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May 23, 2020 19:21
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what are you people saying i can’t read anymore
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May 23, 2020 19:24
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tervamaha posted:Like this for example. I genuinely have no clue what you're talking about when you say Sucker Punch is insulting and disgusting. insulting to my intelligence. it is like a dumb kid i went to high school with in the early 2000s wrote down a big list of “so loving cool” things and then a middle aged man agreed they were cool. then that man put them all into the same film using a framing structure of sexual assault and abuse against women that is disgustingly supposed to be empowering to women at the same time. it is disgusting in other ways (ugly and dour to look at) but thats the best i could do without thinking more about a film that should have been dismissed and forgotten the day it came out edit you av is good and i would rather watch every neil breen film in a row than watch sucker punch once more. its possible to enjoy breen on some sort of level at least Hackers film 1995 fucked around with this message at 19:33 on May 23, 2020 |
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May 23, 2020 19:30
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eric ciaramella posted:Release the Lord and Miller cut hell yea
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May 23, 2020 19:33
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Cowcaster posted:what are you people saying i can’t read anymore gently caress Movies
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May 23, 2020 19:45
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Cubone posted:is it me or does 2011 seem way too late to have been sucker punch's release date? Thanks Obama
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May 23, 2020 19:46
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Giga Gaia posted:gently caress Movies
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May 23, 2020 19:49
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I mean the cut and everything will still be garbage, the movie was rotten to the core and jared leto's joker is off-putting BUT something really weird went on with that movie and I (as someone who saw suicide squad in theatres when it opened and didn't care for it at all) would be interested in seeing what the heck the original vision of that movie and that joker was.
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May 23, 2020 19:50
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Cubone posted:is it me or does 2011 seem way too late to have been sucker punch's release date? I definitely thought it was released in like 2007 or earlier. that review someone posted with the critic ranting about it really surprised me when they name dropped inception of all things.
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May 23, 2020 19:51
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so i guess hollywood is just giving everyone and their mother a chance to fix their box office flops in hopes of wringing blood from stones huh
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May 23, 2020 19:53
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Hackers film 1995 posted:insulting to my intelligence. it is like a dumb kid i went to high school with in the early 2000s wrote down a big list of “so loving cool” things and then a middle aged man agreed they were cool. then that man put them all into the same film using a framing structure of sexual assault and abuse against women that is disgustingly supposed to be empowering to women at the same time. it is disgusting in other ways (ugly and dour to look at) but thats the best i could do without thinking more about a film that should have been dismissed and forgotten the day it came out However, this discussion has reminded me about another almost forgotten movie: Tarsem Singh's 2011 film Immortals. Immortals seemed to leave most people lukewarm and I think it didn't get much praise from critics either, but it's one of my favorite films. It isn't necessarily exciting or even interesting story-wise, but I love it as a piece of audio-visual art (however pretentious that might sound). While watching it I get this weird feeling like I'm walking through an art gallery (every frame a painting as it were). As such it isn't a conventional movie experience but I enjoy it for its uniqueness. I'm curious: how do you Sucker Punch haters feel about Immortals? I'm not saying that they're very similar films, but in my mind they've always been these two style-over-substance movies that I love but other people hate or are indifferent towards.
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May 23, 2020 19:53
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eric ciaramella posted:Release the Lord and Miller cut
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tervamaha posted:OK, I see where you're coming from and while I don't agree with your points, I won't go on about Sucker Punch anymore. The topic seems to make people angry. Immortals just kind of blended in with the Clash of the Titans remake and its sequel in my mind, so I never gave a gently caress about it.
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May 23, 2020 20:04
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tervamaha posted:OK, I see where you're coming from and while I don't agree with your points, I won't go on about Sucker Punch anymore. The topic seems to make people angry. lol i cant speak for everyone, but i was only “internet angry” which means i wasnt actually angry. more incredulous that someone would admit that they liked sucker punch in 2020  i never saw immortals but i liked the cell and the fall because singh has visually interesting films. they truly are like little paintings. but it is crazy to compare a director with those kind of visual chops to zach snyder imo
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May 23, 2020 20:05
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stephenthinkpad posted:I just want to post this sucker punch review because this was from the time that the professional movie reviewers from press still tried to make polish, professionally produced review videos before they all lost out to the iphone-shot, talking-head youtubers. this is the greatest movie review of all time and absolutely to stick around to the end
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May 23, 2020 20:06
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I've never seen Sucker Punch, because it looks poo poo. I saw Immortals when it was in theaters and honestly don't remember anything about it. The titans? were imprisoned in a big black cube?
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May 23, 2020 20:07
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tervamaha posted:OK, I see where you're coming from and while I don't agree with your points, I won't go on about Sucker Punch anymore. The topic seems to make people angry. don't let these slobs bring you down, if you like a movie, post about it. we all have garbage opinions anyway, might as well have them together.
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May 23, 2020 20:07
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The plot twist was the real sucker punch from the movie huhuh.
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May 23, 2020 20:08
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mallratcal posted:I've never seen Sucker Punch, because it looks poo poo. I saw Immortals when it was in theaters and honestly don't remember anything about it. The titans? were imprisoned in a big black cube? Immortals was soooo weird because the director made one of my favourite films ever, The Fall, and Immortals was just absolutely bizarre. Marketed as like, a 300 type film. So weird
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Raskolnikov38 posted:so i guess hollywood is just giving everyone and their mother a chance to fix their box office flops in hopes of wringing blood from stones huh for the time being
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May 23, 2020 20:13
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Not a chance Ayer gets to recut that film
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May 23, 2020 20:14
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Norton the First posted:I want Christopher Nolan to make Neuromancer. I agree, a Neuromancer movie would be cool af, maybe if not Nolan than Villeneuve he'll dunc on it
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May 23, 2020 20:16
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Johnny Mnemonic is the true neuromancer film
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Hackers film 1995 posted:lol i cant speak for everyone, but i was only “internet angry” which means i wasnt actually angry. more incredulous that someone would admit that they liked sucker punch in 2020 Sorry for serious posting, but I tried to adapt a very careful posting style because I was being the punching bag of the thread. Zach Snyder is certainly no Tarsem but I still do enjoy most his movies mostly from the visual stand point. Just for shits and giggles, here's my official ranking of his films: 1. 300 2. Watchmen 3. Sucker Punch 4. Dawn of the Dead 5. Man of Steel 6. Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole 7. Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice 8. Justice League
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May 23, 2020 20:18
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I want the freakin’ Rian Johnson cut of The Last Jedi!! F-U Kathleen Kennedy!!!!
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May 23, 2020 20:19
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Quantum of Phallus posted:Immortals was soooo weird because the director made one of my favourite films ever, The Fall, and Immortals was just absolutely bizarre. Marketed as like, a 300 type film. So weird I definitely remember thinking it was going to be like Clash when I went to see it. Clash with 300 style action. I had to watch a trailer just now as I didn't even recall Mickey Rourke was in it, (looks like it had a fairly decent cast.) I think I remember he cooked some dude in a brazen bull.
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May 23, 2020 20:20
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Quantum of Phallus posted:Johnny Mnemonic is the true neuromancer film I love it, but it really shows its age.
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May 23, 2020 20:42
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Groovelord Neato posted:There's a part of me that's jealous of people that like movies like Suicide Squad and Justice League because it's gotta rule not noticing poor filmmaking so you can enjoy everything. I too miss the time when I wasn't completely cynical about everything I see, and was actually able to mindlessly enjoy movies for the sake of entertainment.
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May 23, 2020 20:53
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Quantum of Phallus posted:Johnny Mnemonic is the true neuromancer film i love that dumb goddamn movie
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