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If you're lucid enough to grift your friends you're lucid enough for me to make fun of you
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# ? May 23, 2020 14:23 |
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fun hater posted:being nominated for sainthood, for i did not utter even a single chuckle at the GORP goon's self inflicted 48 hour plight The only thing goons love more than dunking on the mentally unwell is making up disingenuous bad faith strawman excuses for why it's actually ok to dunk on the mentally unwell.
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# ? May 23, 2020 15:49 |
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Time to steer away from this topic, I think.
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# ? May 23, 2020 15:53 |
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Does this count as a sagaEx-Priest Tobin posted:Let me give a few pieces of advice, and I apologise in advance if I'm repeating myself to anyone here as I have shared these in the past: Edit: wowsers at his rap sheet https://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=210384
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# ? May 23, 2020 15:56 |
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Hedrigall posted:Does this count as a saga Lol...your big quote reads like some monger's faq on usasexguide.
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# ? May 23, 2020 16:06 |
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Hedrigall posted:Does this count as a saga also, they forgot to actually give him the 30 to go with the ban mentioned in the reason
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# ? May 23, 2020 16:06 |
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Hedrigall posted:Does this count as a saga
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# ? May 23, 2020 16:36 |
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This was posted in the schadenfreude thread and I reposted it in the funny quotes thread, but it's apparently a story that OP has shared a few times on the forums over the years so it counts as a saga. Warning: HugeGrossBurrito posted:This is the story of when they had to evacuate a city block in Baltimore because of a smell I made.
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# ? May 23, 2020 19:23 |
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Truly the hugest, grossest burrito the world has ever seen
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# ? May 23, 2020 19:26 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:Truly the hugest, grossest burrito the world has ever seen burrato, surely
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# ? May 23, 2020 19:26 |
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Oh my god
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# ? May 23, 2020 19:55 |
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Imagining the cop quote at the end as any of the cops from the Wire is tickling me especially Kima
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# ? May 23, 2020 20:20 |
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Calico Heart posted:Imagining the cop quote at the end as any of the cops from the Wire is tickling me Lester for sure
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# ? May 23, 2020 20:21 |
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goddamn that story owns
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# ? May 23, 2020 20:38 |
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Reminds me of the lactose intolerant goon who got fired for refusing to stop eating cheese and killing his coworkers with death farts
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# ? May 23, 2020 21:09 |
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Somehow read it as 'lacoste intolerant' and got very confused.
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# ? May 23, 2020 21:18 |
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Carthag Tuek posted:Reminds me of the lactose intolerant goon who got fired for refusing to stop eating cheese and killing his coworkers with death farts CHEESE IS A SOMETIMES FOOD
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# ? May 23, 2020 21:19 |
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Carthag Tuek posted:Reminds me of the lactose intolerant goon who got fired for refusing to stop eating cheese and killing his coworkers with death farts Link?
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# ? May 23, 2020 21:32 |
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Carthag Tuek posted:Reminds me of the lactose intolerant goon who got fired for refusing to stop eating cheese and killing his coworkers with death farts The gooniest of goon sagas. Guy went back and forth for a while about his death farts and how people at work complained. Then he got tested and found he was lactose intolerant. Good news, right? Wrong, because the goon goes "but, but, I LOVE cheese!" and posts a picture of his fridge jam packed with wheels of different kinds of cheese. He says he'll try but then very shortly later goes "oh well I can't not eat cheese, but now my coworkers can't complain because I've got a medical condition. Peace."
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# ? May 23, 2020 21:43 |
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Moon Slayer posted:Time to steer away from this topic, I think.
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# ? May 23, 2020 21:47 |
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That story is doubly idiotic there's a shitload of awesome cheese that has almost no lactose in it. Stay clear of Brie-types and crappy processed products and you're fine.
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# ? May 23, 2020 21:48 |
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Snow Cone Capone posted:That story is doubly idiotic there's a shitload of awesome cheese that has almost no lactose in it. Stay clear of Brie-types and crappy processed products and you're fine. He was pouring like a full cup or 2 of velveeta onto a bowl of broccoli and eating it for lunch at the office.
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# ? May 23, 2020 21:49 |
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Carthag Tuek posted:Reminds me of the lactose intolerant goon who got fired for refusing to stop eating cheese and killing his coworkers with death farts Kim Jong Un posts here?
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# ? May 23, 2020 21:51 |
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Snow Cone Capone posted:That story is doubly idiotic there's a shitload of awesome cheese that has almost no lactose in it. Stay clear of Brie-types and crappy processed products and you're fine. it was also determined that it was a fake gimmick post
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# ? May 23, 2020 21:59 |
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Noooooooooo
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# ? May 23, 2020 22:23 |
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pentyne posted:He was pouring like a full cup or 2 of velveeta onto a bowl of broccoli and eating it for lunch at the office. I thought you said he was eating too much cheese
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# ? May 23, 2020 23:03 |
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Hedrigall posted:Does this count as a saga This makes me think of that A/T thread about a white guy living in an east Asian country (Vietnam?) Does anyone have a link to that? I remember that the thread was normal questions and answers until someone asked about how many hookers the guy had bought, so the OP launched into a long TMI post about buying local hookers, then switched over to answering other questions and nobody remarked on his post until a few months later when people outside the thread noticed the weird hooker post.
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# ? May 23, 2020 23:15 |
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Threads get weird sometimes. I could imagine if a random goon stumbled into the Anonymous Confessions thread it would seem pretty weird seeing all the "chop off your dick" posts.
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# ? May 23, 2020 23:38 |
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Musharraf posted:Yep, let’s just sweep goon bigotry under the rug and move on instead of doing anything to address it, that’s the way to go. Moon Slayer is the IK of this thread. That's the end of it. I don't think you're being 100% sincere in your hand-wringing about "goon bigotry," either. Out.
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# ? May 24, 2020 00:37 |
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Nuns with Guns posted:This makes me think of that A/T thread about a white guy living in an east Asian country (Vietnam?) Does anyone have a link to that? I don't know where else it might have been re-posted and I never read the original thread, but I remember that being re-posted in FYAD. The original, now gassed, Ask/Tell thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3886751&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post494680445 The FYAD re-post that I found it through: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3804573&pagenumber=344&perpage=40#post497601434 It spawned a QCS thread also, which lead to the OP of the Ask/Tell thread being permad, as well as, I think, a poster or two eating bans for deciding to defend the permad guy.
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# ? May 24, 2020 08:23 |
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Grandmother of Five posted:I don't know where else it might have been re-posted and I never read the original thread, but I remember that being re-posted in FYAD. loving hell FAU's ban entry for that is pretty loving problematic.
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# ? May 24, 2020 14:23 |
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avshalom counts as a saga right? So not long after the recent event of all her accounts being permabanned, she reregistered and got banned again. Or maybe that has happened multiple times but I only noticed once. Anyway that rereg's account if I recall correctly was an ogre with makeup on its face. I don't remember it exactly but the image popped into my head recently and made me think: was it a juggalogre, was that the joke?
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# ? May 24, 2020 15:06 |
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Grandmother of Five posted:I don't know where else it might have been re-posted and I never read the original thread, but I remember that being re-posted in FYAD. Ah, thank you! There are some great lines in there from the guy even without the stuff about paid sex quote:VN can be a good place to live, depending on the person. I'm happy. quote:A very casual one at the moment. I don't see her much b/c of her job. quote:I estimate about $300-450 USD. quote:Asian Americans can mean: Born in Asian and now living in the US as US citizens. I'm always surprised to see someone like this putter around on this website with so little self-awareness. Dell_Zincht posted:loving hell FAU's ban entry for that is pretty loving problematic. It's pretty awful, yeah, I'm guessing FAU was upset at the OP bragging about how dubiously-aged sex workers can't say "no" but even still that was over the line.
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# ? May 24, 2020 18:02 |
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I take it also as a knee jerk response because many of the prostitutes are human trafficking victims, and there are many that are underage in the sex trade of certain countries. And the guy obviously had no qualms about what he was doing and easily was loving underage woman.
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# ? May 24, 2020 21:27 |
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I think what FAU said was said in anger
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# ? May 24, 2020 21:40 |
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Sid Vicious posted:I think what FAU said was said in anger "heated modding moment"
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# ? May 24, 2020 21:44 |
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Sid Vicious posted:I think what FAU said was said in anger I'm pretty sure it was just a little bit before he gave up being an admin too
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# ? May 24, 2020 22:01 |
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If I remember the QCS thread correctly, the 'can't say no' was supposed to be 'can say no', and it's just a typo. Which, I guess, makes more sense in the context of working for yourself, but I'm not well-versed enough in Vietnamese sex work to comment on the veracity of that statement. Regardless, the dude was really sketchy to say the least.
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# ? May 24, 2020 22:07 |
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Suicide requests are bad, but loving children is worse.
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# ? May 24, 2020 22:08 |
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Dell_Zincht posted:loving hell FAU's ban entry for that is pretty loving problematic. Musn't say mean things to a literal pedophile sex tourist, after all. That's problematic. And being PROBLEMATIC is worse than being a pedophile sex tourist. Goddamn "problematic" is such a smug whimpering little passive-aggressive nothing of a word.
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