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I choose to believe the story group doesn't know what they're talking about. What's the point of becoming a god emperor if you're not gonna gently caress?
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# ? May 23, 2020 06:46 |
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No Mods No Masters posted:*Pabloishly* Canonically speaking, the story group has made it very clear that Sheev Never hosed Filoni walks by with a Palpatine Fucks? t-shirt
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# ? May 23, 2020 06:48 |
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Kart Barfunkel posted:Lol that Rey’s parents/Palpatine’s son don’t even have names. Kylo Ren was right: Rey's parents really were nobody.
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# ? May 23, 2020 13:43 |
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No Mods No Masters posted:*Pabloishly* Canonically speaking, the story group has made it very clear that Sheev Never hosed
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Here lies Sheev, he never scored
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# ? May 23, 2020 22:33 |
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Somehow... Palpatine has hosed.
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# ? May 23, 2020 22:36 |
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I knew it from day one that these cowards would try to walk it back What’s one good reason this guy doesn’t gently caress? This is a galaxy where traditional morality is regarded as the norm and the nuclear family is highly valued, and you’re trying to tell me this guy was the most successful politician in the galaxy as a “confirmed bachelor”?
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# ? May 23, 2020 22:36 |
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Unfortunately his first use of force lightning burned his dick off
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# ? May 23, 2020 22:43 |
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Palpatine is by far the most explicitly sexual character in Star Wars, he acts like he’s having continuous orgasms basically all the time (from Ep 3 on)
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# ? May 23, 2020 22:45 |
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General Dog posted:I knew it from day one that these cowards would try to walk it back no one fucks in disney movies except protagonists in love, and only at the end
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# ? May 23, 2020 22:54 |
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The dead gently caress!
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# ? May 23, 2020 23:08 |
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Kart Barfunkel posted:Lol that Rey’s parents/Palpatine’s son don’t even have names. The dad's name is Triclops.
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# ? May 23, 2020 23:25 |
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Palpatine absolutely hosed - there’s no doubt about that - but I’m against the scenario in Star Wars 9 because penis-in-vagina procreative sex with a woman seems totally beneath him.
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# ? May 23, 2020 23:39 |
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J_RBG posted:The dead gently caress!
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# ? May 24, 2020 00:33 |
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J_RBG posted:The Star Wars Spoiler thread: The dead gently caress!
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# ? May 24, 2020 01:43 |
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"Look, sex is great, but have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?"
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# ? May 24, 2020 05:22 |
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Vinylshadow posted:"Look, sex is great, but have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?" With luck you can experience both at the same time.
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# ? May 24, 2020 10:14 |
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Palp was clearly grooming Anakin, folks.
feedmyleg fucked around with this message at 17:13 on May 24, 2020 |
# ? May 24, 2020 15:07 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-7BsLgYsmc
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# ? May 24, 2020 17:27 |
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J_RBG posted:The dead gently caress!
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# ? May 24, 2020 17:38 |
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Pretty good posted:They gently caress now??? They gently caress now!
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# ? May 24, 2020 21:18 |
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Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
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# ? May 25, 2020 05:42 |
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Gonz posted:Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself. Other than the four guys on a raft that one time he really didn’t do much of the former either.
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# ? May 25, 2020 05:46 |
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High Republic books delayed to 2021
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# ? May 26, 2020 16:18 |
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All of the people who were looking forward to whatever that is are gonna be crushed
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# ? May 26, 2020 18:42 |
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COVID19 is truly the work of the Darkside of the Force.
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# ? May 26, 2020 18:42 |
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Finally got around to watching RoS, making it the first of the Star Wars movies I didn't bother to see in a theater. And yep, it does indeed suck as much as everyone said it did! Not even interesting enough to talk about, really, just a complete creative failure on every level.
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# ? May 27, 2020 04:43 |
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My two favorite RoS clips: https://youtu.be/R1MwQ1hCvOk Absolutely none of this poo poo pays off and it looks like several different scenes and locations stitched together. Everything that could have advanced Rey’s character gets reversed in the next scene and never mentioned again. How did Kylo AND Rey AND Finn not notice that this wasn’t the ship Chewie was on? Who cares? https://youtu.be/bz6PgdhhkUM Maybe the worst setup for a central conflict in any movie I’ve seen in years. What more needs to be said?
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# ? May 27, 2020 04:52 |
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Kart Barfunkel posted:My two favorite RoS clips: You can really tell from the stilted delivery and checked-out look on his face that Oscar was thinking "Am I really about to say this poo poo right now?"
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# ? May 27, 2020 06:46 |
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They should've just titled the movie "Somehow Palpatine Returned"
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# ? May 27, 2020 07:13 |
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MasqueradeOverture posted:You can really tell from the stilted delivery and checked-out look on his face that Oscar was thinking "Am I really about to say this poo poo right now?" That little disgusted sigh and look down is up there with Ewan Mcgregor covering his smirk when he has to say 'killing younglings' as far as Star Wars actors letting the mask slip goes. It also features the thing I really didn't like about the ST, which was Abrams chucking his friends in the cast because, bro, you get to be in Star Wars. Greg Grunberg's big dramatic death sequence is one of the worst parts of the whole ST.
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# ? May 27, 2020 08:24 |
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Greg Grunbergs best role was Condemned: Criminal Origins Disney should counter the Snyder cut of Justice League by letting george edit the sequel films into whatever he wants
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# ? May 27, 2020 09:48 |
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Barudak posted:Disney should counter the Snyder cut of Justice League by letting george edit the sequel films into whatever he wants *Title crawl* Text: Luke Skywalker has vanished! *camera reels back, revealing the scene is playing on a television set* *Mark Hamill smashes the tv screen with a sledgehammer* Text over wreckage: A Lucasfilm Ltd Production (in original green border font) Later: Leia: Luke! Your surprise! His name is Binks! *Jar Jar Binks emerges from behind a speeder, no worse for wear after all these years. He’s in a red outfit with a blue space flower on the lapel. Without a word the CGI character turns, juts arms outstretched, slides fingers down his state of the art forehead to convey a secret message about the midichlorians.* *Leia matches this gesture and places her hand on her head* Leia to Luke: She’s our mother’s sister’s girl! (This is canon!)
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# ? May 27, 2020 12:09 |
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Anyone have a link to the post that reads TFA as a neo-liberal take? I dont know the author and I can't remember if it was in this thread or a different one.
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# ? May 27, 2020 19:19 |
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Eason the Fifth posted:Anyone have a link to the post that reads TFA as a neo-liberal take? I dont know the author and I can't remember if it was in this thread or a different one. tl;dr it's basically celebratory of the end of history bullshit that liberals convinced themselves of. then space nazis reappear and burn it all down again.
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# ? May 27, 2020 20:29 |
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Eason the Fifth posted:Anyone have a link to the post that reads TFA as a neo-liberal take? I dont know the author and I can't remember if it was in this thread or a different one. This one? Babysitter Super Sleuth posted:Holdo on her own isn't necessarily the problem, the problem is in the context that The Force Awakens is a movie that exists purely in the liminal headspace of post-obama, pre-trump liberals, and The Last Jedi is in many ways an angry response to that headspace getting absolutely loving curbstomped by the ugly boot of reality. Hux, Ren, and Snoke were supposed to be these useless, impotent clowns that couldn't pose a threat to real people, just the extras, but then their real-world counterparts took control of the American government and destroyed the status quo. So you have to show that you're loyal to the leadership, refuse to admit the failure of your ideology, and we world be at brunch right now if all these loving hot headed
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# ? May 27, 2020 20:34 |
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Eason the Fifth posted:Anyone have a link to the post that reads TFA as a neo-liberal take? I dont know the author and I can't remember if it was in this thread or a different one. A bunch of fascists come literally out of nowhere, led by an angry young white man. Their motivations, worldview, and vision for the future go completely un-examined over the course of the three movies, but we're reassured that there's no reason at all for Kylo Ren's anger, and his turn in no way reflects poorly on his family or the status quo that he seeks to dismantle.
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# ? May 27, 2020 20:36 |
An important tool for understanding the sequel films is while that mostly the characters are not supposed to represent specific people and approaching them with intent to find 1:1 counterparts is a good way to waste your time and drive you nuts, the sole exception is that Leia Organa is 100% unambiguously intended to be Space Hillary Clinton.
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# ? May 27, 2020 21:06 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynDMTiamRRY Legends of the Hidden Temple but star war is the ultimate millennial pandering. gently caress the blue banthas I’m a green gungans man
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# ? May 27, 2020 21:11 |
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I would say holdo is also space hillary. So profound was rian's hillary awareness that he couldn't express it all in only one character
No Mods No Masters fucked around with this message at 21:21 on May 27, 2020 |
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