Is Thai food the whitest cuisine?

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Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Forks and knives rather than chopsticks? Check.

Coconut milk to cut the spice? Check.

Explaining every item that goes into the dish right on the menu? Check.

Fruit based cocktails and deserts? Check.

Little piece of orange after you're done? Check.

Move over Subway and sushi there is a new sheriff in town.

# ? May 22, 2020 17:35

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 07:47

Christoph

Any time anyone mentions white people food I think of Midwestern food and I get all homesick.

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# ? May 22, 2020 17:43

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

My spicy beef soup had all the spice of a vanilla yogourt and that's the way I like it pal.

# ? May 22, 2020 17:56

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

I eat toast and I guess bread it pretty white.

# ? May 22, 2020 18:21

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Wait, what color is the rice? I like to have lunch with my parents and they're afraid of exotic, non-white rices.

# ? May 22, 2020 19:31

Khanstant

brown rice is terrible but i'd try other rices still. i bought black rice once but i didnt cook it right.

i want to try that new golden rice

# ? May 22, 2020 19:41

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I dunno op, a lot of Thai food makes liberal use of cilantro, which has an LD50 of "any" for many white people.

# ? May 22, 2020 19:49

frump truck: hello... again!

no it's sourdough starter

# ? May 22, 2020 22:15

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

One thing is for certain: it is definitely the Thaiest cuisine.

# ? May 23, 2020 00:23

Trying

Pad Thai was too "ethnic" so the English renamed it "Jodhpurs"

# ? May 23, 2020 02:06

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

What even is a tamarind?

Is it like a citrus fruit? Like tamarind and tangerine use several of the same letters so...

# ? May 23, 2020 02:27

Heather Papps: hello friend

my mothers "pad thai" is the whitest food of all time yes

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# ? May 23, 2020 03:28

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Heather Papps posted:

my mothers "pad thai" is the whitest food of all time yes

not sure if this is true but the story I've heard is that pad Thai is a Vietnamese dish trying to imitate Thai food and then after the Vietnam war a bunch of Americans came back being like "hey we should get pad Thai, that amazing Thai dish" and so american pad Thai is the result of Thai restaurants trying to imitate a Vietnamese imitation of Thai food

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# ? May 24, 2020 07:15

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

I chatted with a guy who lived in Bangkok once. He was visiting a cat cafe they have there. I asked if they were Siamese cats and he said they weren't. Then I pointed out that they should all be Siamese cats because Siam is the old name for Thailand so all cats in Thailand are technically Siamese and he told me he knew what I meant. We're not friends anymore.

# ? May 24, 2020 11:37

nut

Prurient Squid posted:

I chatted with a guy who lived in Bangkok once. He was visiting a cat cafe they have there. I asked if they were Siamese cats and he said they weren't. Then I pointed out that they should all be Siamese cats because Siam is the old name for Thailand so all cats in Thailand are technically Siamese and he told me he knew what I meant. We're not friends anymore.

some people rnt ready for the truth