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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

as a person who never leaves my house i've done pretty well for myself.

The salon is buk’d solid.

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WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn

I used to work with a guy who, at the end of the night, would roll a hand towel up into a wiener like that and leave it on the clipboard that the restaurant owner used every morning.

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Yeah just going to crosspost this here as well


Truth in advertising, that's definitely a head crab .

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Also very much not safe for the workplace, from what I've read about the Black Mesa incident.

knife_of_justice
Aug 12, 2007

103 and still BITCHIN'

Platystemon posted:

The salon is buk’d solid.

Fun for all the husband to enjoy!

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Ignimbrite
Jan 5, 2010

BALLS BALLS BALLS
Dinosaur Gum
vagina dentata, what a horrible phrase

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Ignimbrite posted:

vagina dentata, what a horrible phrase

it means no weiner
for the rest of your daaaaayyyyysss

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

I admit I paused scrolling down on that one.

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

Memento posted:

it means no weiner
for the rest of your daaaaayyyyysss

It’s a penis free
Vasectomy

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://i.imgur.com/8EUn5pb.mp4

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

Quarantine got me like

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde
:stare:
imgur thinks this needs to go behind an adult content warning....








:stare::fh:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh


My hog itches just looking at that.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Precautions were attempted

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


"Show us your pink batts" I shout across the factory floor.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/IFNAlphaMale/status/1260351526515675137

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

So this is that bubble butt I keep hearing about? Whiter than I expected.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Steelion
Aug 2, 2009


CzarChasm posted:

So this is that bubble butt I keep hearing about? Whiter than I expected.

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN
Turn on english subtitles:

https://youtu.be/23Cf5qk9quw

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/swMoNOJ.mp4

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Life finds a way. Sometimes it shouldn't

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin


You need the thumbnail for this one

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Memento posted:


You need the thumbnail for this one

It's not helping

Craptacular
Jul 11, 2004

jojoinnit posted:

It's not helping

It's two legs from the knee down, not two torsos. Look at the huge shoe at the bottom.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

It's a buff dude loving a pregnant woman.


J/k, it's actually a sailboat

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Craptacular posted:

It's two legs from the knee down, not two torsos. Look at the huge shoe at the bottom.

Ohhh the back of two very weird muscley calf's?! If you're telling me that's a knee from the front then I'm even more confused and disturbed.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Stupid sexy calves.

not really I'm way more into thin calves but still I love the idea of getting so swole that your legs look like two body builders having sex

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
It really sucks when you realize some guy's calves have better abs than you.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Memento posted:



You need the thumbnail for this one
He looks like he's doing that thing where you cross your ankles and flex your legs to avoid making GBS threads yourself, and based on his build he does that a lot.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/OPIN5c1.mp4

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LookieLoo
Feb 10, 2011


Oh god! Is that a foreskin? I think I understand the SH2 wiki now

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