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It takes skill to make someone that slim look like an overstuffed sausage, methinks the tailor may have done it on purpose
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Trump doesn’t use tailors because that would insinuate someone else knows better than him about dressing himself.
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This is a pro-fuckin-click. Went for the gravy, stayed for the lasagna.
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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:This is a pro-fuckin-click. Went for the gravy, stayed for the lasaga.
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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:This is a pro-fuckin-click. Went for the gravy, stayed for the lasagna. what about the Garfield penis tattoo
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Picnic Princess posted:Transwomen don't exist to try and trick you into being gay and therefore calling them traps is bad. If that's too difficult a concept for you, sorry about your atrophied brain cells. Why does FC Seoul have a load of sex dolls readily available?
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this is an absolutely amazing reveal on the click through
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Miss posted:this is an absolutely amazing reveal on the click through  Is it though! 
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Stoatbringer posted:Why does FC Seoul have a load of sex dolls readily available? These are the dolls they gently caress, hth.
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Stoatbringer posted:Why does FC Seoul have a load of sex dolls readily available? I was wondering that too, like high quality ones as well. I reckon someone wanted to buy a load of sex dolls and write it off as a business expense.
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FC Seoul gently caress Club Seoul.
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wesleywillis posted:FC Seoul
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*removes skirt* fine
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Piss Meridian posted:what about the Garfield penis tattoo Holy poo poo I didn't even notice it was a penis when I saw it posted originally.
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Resting Lich Face posted:Holy poo poo I didn't even notice it was a penis when I saw it posted originally. Paging Kevin Havens and David Hockey to the thread to explain this.
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Stoatbringer posted:Why does FC Seoul have a load of sex dolls readily available? I saw a theory somewhere that it might be that a higher up in a sex doll company was connected to the stadium/team.
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Knormal posted:God dammit what is rule number one of gently caress Club? BiggerBoat posted:Paging Kevin Havens and David Hockey to the thread to explain this. Oh god, the doll fucker wars.... Didn't one of them join up here and is now a goon in (reasonably) good standing? And possibly not loving dolls anymore?
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You know, I got no issues about doll loving because some of those people just don't need relationships where they can hurt others. But it never stops at being a sex toy, does it? I don't take my dildo out to restaurants (well, even Pre Covid) or introduce it to people as my spouse. Why are dollfuckers and plushie fuckers always wanting a loving audience?
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The dream of the AI girlfriend is deeply embedded into those who need a partner custom made. The pillows are just soft sexbots in alpha. (also the name of my electroska band)
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T-man posted:electroska I don't think anything in this thread has been worse than finding out that this exists
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Cowslips Warren posted:You know, I got no issues about doll loving Gehrman account spotted
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I would absolutely bring my dildo with me to restaurants and sporting events and introduce my family and friends to it, that is goddamn hilarious. I don't use it as a sex toy, I just like to pick it up and wobble it around, it is a lot of fun.
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May 25, 2020 01:40
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Riiiiight. Wash your drat hands.
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I will stop solely because of you.
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Okay, to be fair we have a house dildo. It's rainbow and completely unused except for slapping people that are being idiots. Since it has a suction cup, it's also great for holding the curtain back when we open the window. The thing is really heavy. It makes a great projectile. Edit: forgot what thread I'm in dammit.
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Nope, you're definitely posting the right thread.
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Dick Burglar posted:Nope, you're definitely posting the right thread. Don’t trust this guy.
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Dick Burglar posted:Nope, you're definitely posting the right thread. Really enjoying talking about fake dicks with the Dick Burglar. 
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if you never found sex toys in your parent's bedroom as a kid we can't be friends, you've never known true suffering e: or legal guardian/parental figure
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T-man posted:if you never found sex toys in your parent's bedroom as a kid we can't be friends, you've never known true suffering I'll have you know that my parents are virgins. And for you to insinuate that they enhanced their mutual pleasure by incorporating sex toys in their lovemaking is slander! Sick, perverted slander.
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Cowslips Warren posted:You know, I got no issues about doll loving because some of those people just don't need relationships where they can hurt others. Because what they really want is love and acceptance. But they can't get that, because they're the type of person who'll buy a sex doll and name it. So they settle for waving it in everyone's face. I call it the Donald Trump theory of dick-wavery: even if you can't get love/respect/admiration (because you are a terrible person who refuses to do anything to make you deserving of these), you can force other people to tolerate/acknowledge you, and that's the next best thing. Or maybe they just get off on exhibitionism/humiliation.
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BrigadierSensible posted:I'll have you know that my parents are virgins. And for you to insinuate that they enhanced their mutual pleasure by incorporating sex toys in their lovemaking is slander! I found them snooping for xmas presents, cousins dared me to add a bit of tabasco. No Super Nintendo for me. Either I wasn't getting one anyway, or specifically.
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T-man posted:if you never found sex toys in your parent's bedroom as a kid we can't be friends, you've never known true suffering I never found sex toys, but I did find condoms.
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Apparently my mom didn’t need sex toys. drat thin walls. I thought it was the wind making the oak tree smack the house but it turns out it was just my stepdad smashing out like 3-4 times a week.
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RoboRodent posted:I never found sex toys, but I did find condoms.
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Scathach posted:Okay, to be fair we have a house dildo. It's rainbow and completely unused except for slapping people that are being idiots. Since it has a suction cup, it's also great for holding the curtain back when we open the window. I'm glad you forgot what thread you were in because I love this post and your entire household.
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If we're not supposed to bring our sex toys in public then why do the movie theater chairs have Fleshlight holders in the arms?
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Solice Kirsk posted:If we're not supposed to bring our sex toys in public then why do the movie theater chairs have Fleshlight holders in the arms? Same but pool tables
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The Bloop posted:Same but pool tables Gotta get that corner shot on the pocket pussy
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