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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Fifteen of Many posted:

Halo MCC: I had heard when it first rolled out PC that there were some issues with Reach and since have heard generalities about it being buggy as 1/2 came out. Anyone have a feel for the current state of the game if you're primarily interested in playing the campaigns in coop?

My friend and I had minor bugs and a bit of lag in Reach that would come and go, though I don't know how much of that was server issues or not. We're in the middle of 2 right now, theres a lot more lag and we got disconnected once and had to restart a level. They're not long games though, so if you're interested you might just get it on game pass since thats cheap. Press tab in 1&2 to check out what the old graphics and sounds were like. Even during cutscenes!

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Orv
May 4, 2011

Fifteen of Many posted:

Halo MCC: I had heard when it first rolled out PC that there were some issues with Reach and since have heard generalities about it being buggy as 1/2 came out. Anyone have a feel for the current state of the game if you're primarily interested in playing the campaigns in coop?

Mechanically they are all still pretty hosed! 1 is the least hosed, then Reach, then 2. Of course, because PC gaming is what it is you might not run into any of these bugs! You might have a totally fine co-op experience through all three games, like a couple of my friends did. Meanwhile another friend and I couldn't get past the second section of the second mission since Reach came out!

In summary I can't honestly recommend dropping the $40 sight unseen. You could do it through GamePass where it's only each $1 for you both for your first month but even then it might still be boned.

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



dmboogie posted:

the most wild part of SR3 is how Shaundi completely changes her appearance and personality such that she's basically unrecognizable as the same character

SR4 did some fun bits with that at least so it wasn't a total wash

the second most wild is that they had Gat die, entirely offscreen, and we never recovered the body, and that was just... it, he was supposed to be Actually Dead despite that being a loving textbook setup for him turning up alive later

SR4 also picked up that frayed plot thread and did something with it

Zeta Acosta
Dec 16, 2019

#essereFerrari
the actor portraying johnny wanted out or had another comitment or something i remember, SR3 development was a trainwreck i believe

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Zeta Acosta posted:

the actor portraying johnny wanted out or had another comitment or something i remember, SR3 development was a trainwreck i believe
Yeah but, like, they didn't show the corpse, you can learn somewhere that the coffin in the funeral procession is empty. yet the plan wasn't "maybe he can come back later" it's "dude's dead forever :shrug:"

they also nuked the city from the first two games, for, uh, Reasons

dmboogie
Oct 4, 2013

Zereth posted:

Yeah but, like, they didn't show the corpse, you can learn somewhere that the coffin in the funeral procession is empty. yet the plan wasn't "maybe he can come back later" it's "dude's dead forever :shrug:"

they also nuked the city from the first two games, for, uh, Reasons

yeah there's also a cutscene that literally starts with one of the gangs riding up and wrecking some poo poo and Shaundi yelling "WE'LL MAKE THEM PAY FOR RUINING GAT'S FUNERAL" even though there was absolutely nothing to indicate that's what was going on lmao

claw game handjob
Mar 27, 2007

pinch pinch scrape pinch
ow ow fuck it's caught
i'm bleeding
JESUS TURN IT OFF
WHY ARE YOU STILL SMILING

Funky Valentine posted:

SR3 let me hang out with Burt Reynolds and it turned out that that was something I sorely needed in a video game.

SR3 also contains the obnoxious zombie chapter and Hulk Hogan, though, a two-fer that really cancels out the positives of Reynolds' charm.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



I liked the zombie interlude.

YOURFRIEND
Feb 3, 2009

You're an asshole, Mr. Grinch
You really are a cunt
You're as cuddly as a cockring
and charming being a shitheel

FUCK YOURFRIEND!

Funky Valentine posted:

SR3 let me hang out with Burt Reynolds and it turned out that that was something I sorely needed in a video game.

Found this to be extremely obnoxious. I don't know who the gently caress this guy is and having my character fawn over him was highly annoying. I mean I've seen boogie nights, but I hardly remember it. The film was okay. Mostly I just remember the big prosthetic dick at the end and nothing whatsoever of Reynolds' performance.

Artelier
Jan 23, 2015


How is Far Cry New Dawn? Imagine I care little for the Far Cry edginess story but am intrigued by the aesthetic and what looks to be cool guns...

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

YOURFRIEND posted:

Found this to be extremely obnoxious. I don't know who the gently caress this guy is and having my character fawn over him was highly annoying. I mean I've seen boogie nights, but I hardly remember it. The film was okay. Mostly I just remember the big prosthetic dick at the end and nothing whatsoever of Reynolds' performance.

can the parents of this child please come collect him

K8.0
Feb 26, 2004

Her Majesty's 56th Regiment of Foot

END ME SCOOB posted:

SR3 also contains the obnoxious zombie chapter and Hulk Hogan, though, a two-fer that really cancels out the positives of Reynolds' charm.

Also Sasha Grey's incredibly bad voice acting, because casting porn stars in things that are not porn works out... ever.

40 Proof Listerine
Jul 1, 2007

Baroness Kanan-Zelaya of the minor House of Carbon
As long as Saints Row 3 has the music licensing intact it'll be still be aces, especially the use of Hybrid's album I Choose Noise as the majority of the cutscenes' soundtrack.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

K8.0 posted:

Also Sasha Grey's incredibly bad voice acting, because casting porn stars in things that are not porn works out... ever.

Wrong, the entire Yakuza franchise is the greatest use of porn stars in videogames of all time

The Chad Jihad
Feb 24, 2007


so Hunt Showdown is pretty cool but also sucks balls because we keep getting oneshot (through walls sometimes) by players that almost always have hundreds of monster and player kills and multiple maxed hunters, and now after like a dozen matches we ranked high enough that our Hunters Die In Real Life when we lose which would mean anything if we weren't getting dumpstered constantly so they never level up anyways

Artelier
Jan 23, 2015


Taintrunner posted:

Wrong, the entire Yakuza franchise is the greatest use of porn stars in videogames of all time

Wait what who are these porn stars are they the ones responsible for Kiryu-chan

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Artelier posted:

Wait what who are these porn stars are they the ones responsible for Kiryu-chan



the hostess clubs in 0 and 2, for starters, are a masterpiece of storytelling, and is dozens of JAV stars including the big names like AIKA and Ai Uehara

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



i was too busy unlocking glamour videos to watch in the backroom of a magazine shop to notice any porn stars in the game.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Ghostlight posted:

i was too busy unlocking glamour videos to watch in the backroom of a magazine shop to notice any porn stars in the game.

Those were porn stars too

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Trickyblackjack
Feb 13, 2012
"awkward" is how I would describe the general vibe of those Yak0 porn vids. Maybe on purpose?

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Shocking, I know.

Trickyblackjack posted:

"awkward" is how I would describe the general vibe of those Yak0 porn vids. Maybe on purpose?

Yeah that's kinda just how gravure videos are.

goferchan
Feb 8, 2004

It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.

YOURFRIEND posted:

I mean I've seen boogie nights, but I hardly remember it. The film was okay. Mostly I just remember the big prosthetic dick at the end and nothing whatsoever of Reynolds' performance.

That hurts, it's my favorite movie of all time. Hope you give it another shot someday!

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Ugly In The Morning posted:

I’m doing a contest with a game most of you likely already own: Dungeons of Dredmor. Giving out two prizes, and you can win both:

A)Post your best Dungeons of Dredmor score this week (this is going to involve the honor system l)
and
B)Give the funniest backstory for their character class choices (this will be super subjective)

Both will get their games 5/29.

You got me to reinstall after not playing for many years and this was my pitiful first attempt.

I was handling everything fine until I found a portal to another dimension and 2 evil clones one-shotted me. They lured me in with weak enemies and the excitement of the mystery lever.

My skills were Wand Lore, Fleshsmithing, Artful Dodger, Burglary, Perception, Rogue Scientist, and Archaeology.
As a poor orphan, Wendy grew up stealing from the rich folk and using her free time to put rat golems together out of the bits the other children wouldn't eat. Her keen eyesight allowed her to watch a movie marathon through the window of someone's house and the Indiana Jones series got her interested in archaeology. She entered the Dungeons of Dredmor as either a massive fortune to pay for therapy or death were the only options to wipe out the memory of The Crystal Skull.

e: hahaha, same thing happened again with a score of 8532. I really overestimate my skills here.

\/ I will take this sage knowledge seriously from now on!

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Gromit fucked around with this message at 09:11 on May 25, 2020

Angry Lobster
May 16, 2011

Served with honor
and some clarified butter.
:hmmyes:, the classic "random lever in a pocket dimension that summons evil clones" death, thats why you should leave alone all optional levers in pocket dimensions until you are high level, they are a death trap.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
Reminds me of my dumbest Nethack death.

I blinded myself because I had ESP and wanted to fight one of those annoying monsters that stun you with their gaze. Got jumped by something else and tried to retreat with low health and there was a closed door in the way. Tried kicking it open, but targeted the wall instead.

"Died by kicking a wall" was on my headstone, iirc…

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

40 Proof Listerine posted:

As long as Saints Row 3 has the music licensing intact it'll be still be aces, especially the use of Hybrid's album I Choose Noise as the majority of the cutscenes' soundtrack.

Finally, I feel like I've found the second person on the planet who likes Hybrid. I actually got into them way after playing SR3.

I was watching a video of the remaster and had forgotten about the penthouse mission with Kanye's song Power but it made me hella nostalgic.

MZ
Apr 21, 2004

Excuse me while I kiss the sky.
I only have 63 games on Steam. I started way back with Half-Life 2 and Portal, but since moved to console gaming for a couple of generations and only got a PC again just over a year ago.

I've missed out on nearly a couple of decades of Steam madness.

8one6
May 20, 2012

When in doubt, err on the side of Awesome!

Artelier posted:

How is Far Cry New Dawn? Imagine I care little for the Far Cry edginess story but am intrigued by the aesthetic and what looks to be cool guns...

I enjoyed it. It's a satisfying conclusion* to the story from FC5, it has a couple of neat set pieces (and the obligatory overly long drug trip set piece) and it was fun to dick around firing buzzsaw blades into raiders.


* Endgame spoiler The last bossfight at the end is a bit meh, but I finally got to shoot that bastard. That'll show you for your dumb abduction sequences in FC5.


dmboogie posted:

the most wild part of SR3 is how Shaundi completely changes her appearance and personality such that she's basically unrecognizable as the same character

SR4 did some fun bits with that at least so it wasn't a total wash

I'm glad SR3 was the first one I played because that's the sort of change that would bug the poo poo out of me. SR4 is still the second best superhero game I've played.

Angry Lobster
May 16, 2011

Served with honor
and some clarified butter.

8one6 posted:

I'm glad SR3 was the first one I played because that's the sort of change that would bug the poo poo out of me. SR4 is still the second best superhero game I've played.

What's the best one?

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


New Dawn was pretty fun imho. The story is still a whole bunch of whatever but unlike FC5 it's not intrusively bad and for the most part the gameplay gets right down to the fun things about a Far Cry game. There's also a second act twist that was genuinely cool. Extremely disposable entertainment, but you could do a lot worse.

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


Angry Lobster posted:

What's the best one?

Guessing either Spider-Man PS4 or inFamous 2

8one6
May 20, 2012

When in doubt, err on the side of Awesome!

Angry Lobster posted:

What's the best one?

The PS4 Spider-Man is the best superhero game I've personally played, but I'm more than willing to try out any other game you suggest.

Angry Lobster
May 16, 2011

Served with honor
and some clarified butter.

8one6 posted:

The PS4 Spider-Man is the best superhero game I've personally played, but I'm more than willing to try out any other game you suggest.

Just curious, I'm replaying the first Prototype on pc and while the movement powers feel good and tight, I find the combat and certain mechanics somewhat annoying and I have an itch for something better. Sadly I don't own a PS4 but it's good to know about that Spiderman game.

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?
Time for me to enthuse about Lego DC Supervillains again!

Seriously if you don't mind the aesthetic (and I love it) it's a great superhero game. Especially if you love speedsters. The sensation of going fast is so good. There are cars in the game but I've no idea why you'd use one instead of just being the Flash.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

40 Proof Listerine posted:

As long as Saints Row 3 has the music licensing intact it'll be still be aces, especially the use of Hybrid's album I Choose Noise as the majority of the cutscenes' soundtrack.

There's a seven years old Gamasutra comment by their audio guy who says that they spent $450,000 on SR3's music licenses. I wonder how those deals translate to remasters.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


I got SR4 on a mega sale a while back but it keeps CTD all the time for me and I can’t be arsed to figure out why.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Angry Lobster posted:

Just curious, I'm replaying the first Prototype on pc and while the movement powers feel good and tight, I find the combat and certain mechanics somewhat annoying and I have an itch for something better. Sadly I don't own a PS4 but it's good to know about that Spiderman game.

Prototype 2 has way better combat (no more getting juggled by offscreen rockets) and a better map but the story isn’t quite as good. SR4 kind of annoys me because it takes the movement straight out of prototype but with a worse map for it, and trades Prototypes cool powers for a bunch of lame ones like “a gravity gun, kind of” and “I guess you can burn or freeze people”. Nothing like imitating a soldier to pin the blame on some random mook and getting his buddies to light him up, or turning a dude into a tendril bomb.

Zaroff
Nov 10, 2009

Nothing in the world can stop me now!

dmboogie posted:

the most wild part of SR3 is how Shaundi completely changes her appearance and personality such that she's basically unrecognizable as the same character

SR4 did some fun bits with that at least so it wasn't a total wash

Back when SR3 came out I remember reading the theory that SR2 Shaundi was high on weed, while in SE3 she had moved on to coke.

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NikkolasKing
Apr 3, 2010



What are the odds either Fallout 4 or Pillars of Eternity 1 will be on sale for the summer sale? They're the games I really wanna buy now that are a bit more expensive than I'm willing to spend. Especially FO4 which is still loving full price....

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