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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/lackingsaint/status/1264487180946280448?s=21

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Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet


A reply points out a detail in the background

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/alexqarbuckle/status/1264701446672482304?s=19

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/1264698738804572160?s=19


Amazing replies

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/SchaffnerCk/status/1264716734482845696

Dick Trauma has a new favorite as of 16:13 on May 25, 2020

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

*deep Socrates voice*

https://mobile.twitter.com/YahooAnswersTXT/status/1264846793331752962

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

https://twitter.com/rysimmons/status/1264936456981819392

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/aherman2006/status/1264747392860971008?s=20

Also

https://twitter.com/aherman2006/status/1264750667844870146?s=20

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/goldisacks/status/1264654913629544450

https://twitter.com/goldisacks/status/1264761583152103425

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

https://twitter.com/DJJudd/status/1264670022284296192

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always


I'm imagining Charles Dance reading this

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/netw3rk/status/1265005929528832001

kecake, Big Fat Quiz of the Year fan spotted!

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


Sounds even worse in promo tweet form
https://twitter.com/business/status/1264837379652714496

That actually just sounds like the same old problem that aristos have always had

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


https://twitter.com/aniceburrito/status/1264903362060980225

Piss Meridian
Mar 25, 2020

by Pragmatica
No one in that Twitter thread knows what a yacht is.

Dreqqus
Feb 21, 2013

BAMF!
It's ok I don't know what a yacht is but I still hope everyone that owns one dies

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Click through. The thumbnail doesn't give you the glory of it.

https://twitter.com/JohanOosterman/status/1264610909349195776

Crowetron
Apr 29, 2009

Any boat with a sufficient amount of cocaine on it becomes a yacht.

Piss Meridian
Mar 25, 2020

by Pragmatica
You can buy a used yacht for like $3k

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

Piss Meridian posted:

You can buy a used yacht for like $3k
Truly they are the craft of the proletariat :v:

Moo the cow
Apr 30, 2020

Piss Meridian posted:

You can buy a used yacht for like $3k

How many helipads do you get on a $3k yacht?

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

👁️🔥👁️👁️👁️BE NOT👄AFRAID👁️👁️👁️🔥👁️

Arsenic Lupin posted:

Click through. The thumbnail doesn't give you the glory of it.

https://twitter.com/JohanOosterman/status/1264610909349195776
I like that this looks like a really good llama caricature.

Piss Meridian
Mar 25, 2020

by Pragmatica

Moo the cow posted:

How many helipads do you get on a $3k yacht?

Depends on the size of the helicopter and how much damage you're willing to accept

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/FINALLEVEL/status/1265014152499572736

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/HackneyAbbott/status/1264972343878836224

It's qwhite interesting how Diane faced more consequences for drinking a can of mojito on the Tube than Dominic Cummings is facing for breaking quarantine whilst suffering from COVID.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

TinTower posted:

https://twitter.com/HackneyAbbott/status/1264972343878836224

It's qwhite interesting how Diane faced more consequences for drinking a can of mojito on the Tube than Dominic Cummings is facing for breaking quarantine whilst suffering from COVID.

What the gently caress is up with his head? Does roni give you skull swelling or something?

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

Inceltown posted:

What the gently caress is up with his head? Does roni give you skull swelling or something?

apparently actual upper-class British people have evolved to be caricature-proof, to solidify their inability to feel shame

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Inceltown posted:

What the gently caress is up with his head? Does roni give you skull swelling or something?

Tories, man.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

TinTower posted:

https://twitter.com/HackneyAbbott/status/1264972343878836224

It's qwhite interesting how Diane faced more consequences for drinking a can of mojito on the Tube than Dominic Cummings is facing for breaking quarantine whilst suffering from COVID.

Yeah but Dianne Abbott of all people is pretty rich

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/jamescdwyer/status/1264891047370526721

:same:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/horrorlosers/status/1262836529292029959

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/orinkerr/status/1265108733589258240?s=21

Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/yellowcardigan/status/1265081511499497472

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




https://twitter.com/JimMFelton/status/1264947978571259905

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

TinTower posted:

https://twitter.com/HackneyAbbott/status/1264972343878836224

It's qwhite interesting how Diane faced more consequences for drinking a can of mojito on the Tube than Dominic Cummings is facing for breaking quarantine whilst suffering from COVID.

A lot of people tried to defend him by arguing that his kid is autistic - which there's no proof of either way - but if anything that just makes it worse! Autistic people thrive on routine and get upset when it's disrupted, you really think they're gonna want to drive four hours to stay in someone else's house?

Anyway, here's some content:
https://twitter.com/suchnerve/status/1265347399414886400?s=20

Pththya-lyi has a new favorite as of 19:56 on May 26, 2020

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

From the recommended tweets under that one:

https://mobile.twitter.com/socialistdogmom/status/1264983036778684417

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/KarlreMarks/status/1265208022118391808

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"




Someone is angry ahead of time that no one is going to their funeral

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

Calico Heart posted:

Someone is angry ahead of time that no one is going to their funeral

there will be plenty of people at Katie Hopkins' funeral, just not for the reasons she thinks

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Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
Hey, we get a nice one :3:

https://twitter.com/dapperhistorian/status/1265352701929545728?s=21

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