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Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Why were we looking for Bass who were those people

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Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

an old joke panel made during translation of this issue:




Waffleman_ posted:

Why were we looking for Bass who were those people

The people in the tower are the shadowy dudes who kidnapped Roll as a kid and were doing unethical experiments on brains. They're looking for Bass because they consider him to be their brother, I guess maybe in this comic Dr. Light is supposed to have made him? Not exactly clear. They kind of seem to think of all the non robot master characters as being part of their family.

It's not really clear why Kalinka and Nastenka have joined them either, but whatever.

Light Gun Man fucked around with this message at 03:31 on May 27, 2020

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Bolshevik Barbecue :burger:

Barudak
May 7, 2007

This comic lasted for an entire year???

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Light Gun Man posted:

The people in the tower are the shadowy dudes who kidnapped Roll as a kid and were doing unethical experiments on brains. They're looking for Bass because they consider him to be their brother, I guess maybe in this comic Dr. Light is supposed to have made him? Not exactly clear. They kind of seem to think of all the non robot master characters as being part of their family.

It's not really clear why Kalinka and Nastenka have joined them either, but whatever.

So is Wily the villain

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

Light Gun Man posted:

WHY AM I SO HANDS?

So the back half of this garbage fire has translator pages explaining jokes among other things. Was that you all or did I get a split translation collection?

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Waffleman_ posted:

So is Wily the villain

Sure.

weed cat
Dec 23, 2010

weed cat is back, and he loves to suck dick



:sueme:
i thought the art in the last issue was a notch up from the other stuff we've seen, but i will still remember it as the cameltoe issue

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

This coloring is all done with prismacolor markers. I remember it being popular back in the day and it sucked poo poo

Those markers also run like $3 a pop

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

Is that a lot or a little? I have utterly no frame of reference for art supply costs.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Warbird posted:

Is that a lot or a little? I have utterly no frame of reference for art supply costs.

When you are poor it's a gently caress ton and given you likely want a set you are paying $100ish at minimum for a good selection and even skilled use comes out looking like those half assed watercolors.

It's really one place where the digital advent provided a huge step up vs "traditional" media

E: granted that's nothing compared to some oil paints out there but that's a whole other topic

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

It's a lot for markers.

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

brazil is good

TheParadigm
Dec 10, 2009

Bye and bless, Chauvanist!
Love it.


Light Gun Man posted:

They're looking for Bass because they consider him to be their brother, I guess maybe in this comic Dr. Light is supposed to have made him? Not exactly clear. They kind of seem to think of all the non robot master characters as being part of their family.

.... so I'm not a huge megaman fan but uh, is the entire family tree a big band joke? We have rock, roll, bass... What's next like, 90's metal hair man?

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Proto Man's Japanese name is Blues and Bass has a dog called Forte.

So yeah, it's a lotta music jokes.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.
Forte was Bass' Japanese name, the dog is named Treble (Gospel in JP). Also there's Beat.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Imagine fighting in pants so tight it makes your labia look like a tiny ballsack.

Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

I don 't know why, but X attempting to give the middle finger when they draw only four fingers per hand so that he doesn't have a middle finger was what really set me off in this one.

magic cactus
Aug 3, 2019

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

TheParadigm posted:

Bye and bless, Chauvanist!

:hellyeah:

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
It's a pretty common Japanese thing to have goofy themes for names. Like how Dragon Ball is 90% themed food based names.

And I can see why, it makes coming up with names so much easier.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



TheParadigm posted:

.... so I'm not a huge megaman fan but uh, is the entire family tree a big band joke? We have rock, roll, bass... What's next like, 90's metal hair man?

All of the robot names in Mega Man except the robot masters are music terms, yes. Likewise, all of the robot names in Mega Man X except the robot masters are computer science terms.


Also I should point out for those of you who don’t know, that in the official Mega Man story, the robots did NOT used to be flesh-and-blood human people. All of them — including Mega Man, Roll, and X — are 100% full robot. So those three are only siblings in the sense that they were all built by the same person.

How Mega Man and X are able to feel the emotion known as “horny” despite this — for anyone or anything, human, robot, or otherwise — I have no idea. I guess in this comic’s made-up story Dr. Light invented robot dicks and testicles too, or something? Which of course leads to the big ol’ :can: of “how do sex, gender, loving, and reproduction work in robots” that I’m not even gonna touch with a 100-foot pole except to mention it here since the official material doesn’t ever go into that apart from robots feeling G-rated no-hump romantic attraction for one another (which rarely comes up) and some mentions of “DNA data” in the later MMX games that may or may not be related...

... I forgot what point I was leading up to here. It’s 1 AM where I live and I’m out of Adderall and my doc sends all my scrips to me through snail-mail for some reason. Anyway Mega Man and X and Roll are robots and not children that got turned into robots. “Cyborgs”? I get the robot words mixed up a lot. Whatever.

Also there is some confusion about whether Mega Man and X ever meet face to face, or if the former dies before the latter is “born”/created, but nobody cares about that right now.

I. M. Gei fucked around with this message at 07:18 on May 27, 2020

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

This coloring is all done with prismacolor markers. I remember it being popular back in the day and it sucked poo poo

Those markers also run like $3 a pop
Prismacolor ALWAYS had a swag-shop at Anime Expo because they sold it as the best way to get mad Anime skillz that would let you be super cool American Manga Artist.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014


i'm not surprised per se, but wow, yet another layer of weird awfulness.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

I. M. Gei posted:

How Mega Man and X are able to feel the emotion known as “horny” despite this — for anyone or anything, human, robot, or otherwise — I have no idea. I guess in this comic’s made-up story Dr. Light invented robot dicks and testicles too, or something?

he did in this continuity. In canon megaman they're unix

owlhawk911
Nov 8, 2019

come chill with me, in byob

Tunicate posted:

he did in this continuity. In canon megaman they're unix

:drat:

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

Honestly when the singularity happens it's not gonna be a big deal at all because you know that a fully sentient AI is going to spend the first two or three years of its existence alternating between generating massive amounts of robot porn and going completely unresponsive while still using a ton of power and the scientists should have enough time to figure things out and prevent it from enslaving us all.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

Warbird posted:

So the back half of this garbage fire has translator pages explaining jokes among other things. Was that you all or did I get a split translation collection?

Yeah I wrote those, generally, with info from the translators / my own research. Things could be wrong.

Waffleman_ posted:

So is Wily the villain

He's at least one of them. He is also probably now also a cyborg, or something, since he's an old man but still alive and huge, but as usual, not really explained.

I. M. Gei posted:

Also I should point out for those of you who don’t know, that in the official Mega Man story, the robots did NOT used to be flesh-and-blood human people. All of them — including Mega Man, Roll, and X — are 100% full robot. So those three are only siblings in the sense that they were all built by the same person.

Also there is some confusion about whether Mega Man and X ever meet face to face, or if the former dies before the latter is “born”/created, but nobody cares about that right now.

Yeah, in the games, everyone is full robot except the Doctors and Kalinka. spoilers for vague megaman video game lore: X and Zero's creations are presumed to happen at the end of the Light/Wily story line but has not really happened in a(n official) video game, I don't think. The story almost has to involve everyone from the classic series dying off somehow though, since X and Zero are around later and no one else is. Maybe robots get old, who knows.

In the comic here, everyone is a robot with the exception of Roll who's brain is somehow a special brain computer somehow made from a kidnapped human girl. This fact will actually be important later! Kinda! They seem to act like Mega Man, Roll, Proto Man, Bass, X, and Zero were all created by Dr. Light. Perhaps some of them were made by Light and Wily working together, unclear. Issue 4 shows that Proto Man was functional at the time Dr. Light stole Roll's brain, so he already knew how to make robots I guess. Kalinka is (probably) just a human and Nastenka is (probably) just another robot made by someone else. There's a bunch of dumb head-canon theory-crafting you could do on those two but who gives a poo poo really?

Dr Light put Mega Man and Roll into tubes 30 years ago to perform some kind of upgrade on them, they wake up in issue 1. He's since died and Wily has taken over....Brazil? The World? Proto Man, X, Bass, and Zero have all been active the whole time.

Turpitude II posted:



i'm not surprised per se, but wow, yet another layer of weird awfulness.

Yeah not a fan of this either. There were a LOT of moments in this project where we were like...ok look, the text is awful. The writing here is very bad or stupid, or doesn't make sense. But if we MADE it suck less, or make more sense, that's not really giving the full effect? Like we didn't wanna go OMG LITERAL ONLY but when it sucks, it sucks, and it should still suck, right?

Light Gun Man fucked around with this message at 11:19 on May 27, 2020

owlhawk911
Nov 8, 2019

come chill with me, in byob

Light Gun Man posted:

There were a LOT of moments in this project where we were like...ok look, the text is awful. The writing here is very bad or stupid, or doesn't make sense. But if we MADE it suck less, or make more sense, that's not really giving the full effect? Like we didn't wanna go OMG LITERAL ONLY but when it sucks, it sucks, and it should still suck, right?

:hai:

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

I too relax by wrapping myself in the infinite void

lofi
Apr 2, 2018




aka 'teleporter accident'

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

Warbird posted:

In the next issue: Pregnant Roll, Megaman Babies, the art somehow gets even worse!

Sweet, I was worried we would never go full-on DeviantArt!

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

Homeslice we skedaddled past DeviantArt a while ago, this is The Duck Webcomics territory.
Though you're more on the money than you know.

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.

Elentor posted:

Here's the insane manifesto written in the first edition:

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The merits of this comic book can be seen from its very stylistic choices: This is the first 100% Brazilian manga that isn't copying Japanese stories; It's the first manga ever made by a woman; It's my first official job as a writer; it's the first to use computer-assisted coloring.

A woman made this manga?

Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

punk rebel ecks posted:

A woman made this manga?

no

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.

Yeah i was confused. But he says "first manga ever made by a woman."

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

I think we've established that this guy is kind of an idiot

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Light Gun Man posted:


Yeah, in the games, everyone is full robot except the Doctors and Kalinka. spoilers for vague megaman video game lore: X and Zero's creations are presumed to happen at the end of the Light/Wily story line but has not really happened in a(n official) video game, I don't think. The story almost has to involve everyone from the classic series dying off somehow though, since X and Zero are around later and no one else is. Maybe robots get old, who knows.


There are two official, playable games which offer contradictory explanations of what happened between classic and x.

The first is the obscure wonderswan spinoff where megaman's clone from the future easily kills all the robots there, then time travels back to the past so he can finally have a decent fight.

The second is this one

DrSnakeLaser
Sep 6, 2011


Warbird posted:

Homeslice we skedaddled past DeviantArt a while ago, this is The Duck Webcomics territory.
Though you're more on the money than you know.

I thought the pacing reminded me of something, it's like the sort of webcomics I made as a teenager with zero planning, just characters going "we should do this thing!" and then stopping after two comics from it not going anywhere/getting bored.

It's nostalgic for completely terrible reasons :allears:

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punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.
This comic in theory should be so crazy and bad that it's awesome, but for the most part it's just dumb.

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