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Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/freenationdre/status/1266063144796983301?s=21

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
gently caress, now I want some beignets from Cafe Du Monde...

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011


same but mushrooms

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/JMx7pVZ.mp4

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


This is what journalism is supposed to be

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008




yes

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




Android Apocalypse posted:

gently caress, now I want some beignets from Cafe Du Monde...

Same, but I've no idea what that picture is referencing...

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006


FedEx would just post the "Sorry we missed you, pick up the package in our distribution center 50 miles from here" sticker without even knocking.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Detective No. 27 posted:

FedEx would just post the "Sorry we missed you, pick up the package in our distribution center 50 miles from here" sticker without even knocking.

they left an envelope with a 5k check laying on my doorstep a few weeks ago with no knock

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

DHL needs to be added for delivering your package to a random neighbor, leaving no note or notifying you at all who they left it with.

also amazon needs to spend 10 minutes in your parking lot, claim they couldn't enter the complex they are currently sitting in, and step by step delivery instructions they never read weren't complete. also when they do manage to find your door, half of them seem to try the doorknob to see if it's locked.

Blendy
Jun 18, 2007

She thinks I'm a haughty!

Amphigory posted:

Same, but I've no idea what that picture is referencing...

That woman was blasted by a fire extinguisher after she tried to stab a looter at target. Specifically, trying to stab a black woman after not attacking a white looter.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


how much did Bezos pay you to make this post

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
It's pretty accurate from my experience, other than the knocking

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002


euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


Lamo

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Blendy posted:

That woman was blasted by a fire extinguisher after she tried to stab a looter at target. Specifically, trying to stab a black woman after not attacking a white looter.

Also, she’s 30, trying to look elderly, and isn’t at all confined to a wheelchair.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

yeah I eat rear end posted:

DHL needs to be added for delivering your package 3-4 weeks after it was promised to a random neighbor, leaving no note or notifying you at all who they left it with.

FTFY

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Tiny Lowtax posted:

Also, she’s 30, trying to look elderly, and isn’t at all confined to a wheelchair.

THAT’S the “she’s 30” lady? :eyepop:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Tiny Lowtax posted:

Also, she’s 30

What the fuuuuuuck

Hate really does age a person

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under



Dammit Jay San.

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

GURIKI TAKA TI
GURIKI TAKA TA
https://imgur.com/gallery/35aRKiO
Sound vital

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



lot of poo poo going on on this page but this one has gotta get recongized first

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.

bike tory posted:

If that's 5g worth it probably hasn't been dried properly, if your dealer is pulling this poo poo on you to pad out the weight they're an rear end in a top hat.

It's five ounces.

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !

CPColin posted:

It's five ounces.

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.
It's £5

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

It's free real estate

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

thepopmonster
Feb 18, 2014


Android Apocalypse posted:

gently caress, now I want some beignets from Cafe Du Monde...

FU Morning Call is better.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

thepopmonster posted:

FU Morning Call is better.

:rip:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

I heard the song in my head as soon as I read this

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Anyone else think it would've been a funny and poignant joke if they made up something about him?

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008



DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

my liiiiife, it's now or never. . .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oC083te8VP4

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

USPS is the best ime

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

nice commercial? :psyduck:

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Weird, my headphones aren't on, but I can hear this perfectly

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Tree Bucket posted:

my headphones aren't on, but I can hear this perfectly

you just want it all....but you can't have it.

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