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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

quote:

Good news for airline passengers! Penn Brewery’s Pittsburgh Airport location is now open once again for carry-out food and drinks, including a full bar. Place your order at our location in Concourse A between gates 6 and 8, and you may take your food and beverage, INCLUDING ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES, to a table on the concourse adjacent to Penn, with you to your departing gate, or to the food court area. This week’s hours are 10:30 am-7:30 pm; hours will be expanded next week. Flying just became fun again!

open container in the airports i guess

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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
makes sense, you'd have to be pretty drunk to want to get on an airliner these days

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


nashville airport is like that and its awesome to bumble around with a beer in hand compared to other airports where you have to stay at the chilis to get drunk

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

haveblue posted:

makes sense, you'd have to be pretty drunk to want to get on an airliner these days

gotta angry up the blood to fight that virus

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

PIZZA.BAT posted:

congratulations your son.... is NOT a furry

time to show him robin hood just to be sure though

i had forgotten how goddamn much they say oodelally in that

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



H.P. Hovercraft posted:

gotta angry up the blood to fight that virus

ah the andromeda treatment plan

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



that also explains the crying baby on twitter

TerminalRaptor
Nov 6, 2012

Mostly Harmless
I grew up with my mother playing Disney soundtracks every Saturday afternoon on the home stereo. That poo poo is etched into my brain.

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003

Agile Vector posted:

ah the andromeda treatment plan

aspirin...and squeeze

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER
The race to the bottom has begun

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ShadowHawk posted:

The race to the bottom has begun



what, a month?

$10,000 once off won't even cover moving expenses for a lot of people lol

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER

Sagebrush posted:

what, a month?

$10,000 once off won't even cover moving expenses for a lot of people lol
Yeah it's not worth doing unless you actually want to live in Tulsa for some strange reason

Does make me wonder how much they'd need to offer me to actually tempt me though

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

I would take $10,000 a month, a TBM 940, and all its expenses paid for life so i could at any moment fly to some place that wasn't loving tulsa

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost

ShadowHawk posted:

The race to the bottom has begun



What are their taxes and associated brackets. Could be upwards of another 10-15k a year if they're good.

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER

Methanar posted:

What are their taxes and associated brackets. Could be upwards of another 10-15k a year if they're good.

quote:

Single taxpayers and husband/wife filing separate returns:
0.5 percent on the first $1,000 of taxable income
1 percent on taxable income between $1,001 and $2,500
2 percent on taxable income between $2,501 and $3,750
3 percent on taxable income between $3,751 and $4,900
4 percent on taxable income between $4,901 and $7,200
5 percent on taxable income between $7,201 and $8,700
5.25 percent on taxable income of $8,701 and above.

So...5.25 percent on basically everything above the lowest federal bracket

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

if you're gonna live in oklahoma at least live in okc or norman

even by oklahoma standards, tulsa loving sucks

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007

do not live in, or visit, any place in oklahoma

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

do not live in, or visit, any place in oklahoma

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe
there is no amount of money you could pay me if the stipulation was living in Tulsa

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Methanar posted:

What are their taxes and associated brackets. Could be upwards of another 10-15k a year if they're good.

isn't oklahoma so hosed budgetwise that they have school 4 days a week now

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe
i thought that was Kansas


they’re hard to distinguish

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

isn't oklahoma so hosed budgetwise that they have school 4 days a week now

lol at reverse mortgaging your future

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

my wife speaks some french, I told her I wanted to practice French with her and just yelled "hon hon hon" at her all day

my girlfriend speaks 3 dialects of chinese

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!
looks like my nextjob will be remote so just permalock me to this and the remote working threads i guess :toot:

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
i havent set my alarm clock in almost three months

drat that rules

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Methanar posted:

What are their taxes and associated brackets. Could be upwards of another 10-15k a year if they're good.

Higher than Pennsylvania, the state where people whine constantly about high taxes and we pay a flat 3.06%

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Tayter Swift posted:

i havent set my alarm clock in almost three months

drat that rules

Depression is a real bitch

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


H.P. Hovercraft posted:

isn't oklahoma so hosed budgetwise that they have school 4 days a week now

https://apnews.com/f058811fa1fb4bf68a34e3c243a14a6f

Broken Machine
Oct 22, 2010

vermont has a similar deal, up to 10k to move to the state and work remotely. except, it's anywhere in vermont and we're much nicer than tulsa oklahoma or wherever

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Broken Machine posted:

vermont has a similar deal, up to 10k to move to the state and work remotely. except, it's anywhere in vermont and we're much nicer than tulsa oklahoma or wherever

with a much better supply of maple sugar candy :yum:

Bhodi
Dec 9, 2007

Oh, it's just a cat.
Pillbug
looks like the country is about to enter The Cool Zone

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

The Lion King teaches children about the divine right of kings and about how if you let dirty outsiders in they'll ruin your country.

no one walks away from movies learning things like this


they leave a movie theatre wanting to smoke because a cool kid smoked, which is cool

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

echinopsis posted:

no one walks away from movies learning things like this

i can't help but think that disney movies cause people to tend to be sympathetic toward monarchies

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Sagebrush posted:

I would take $10,000 a month, a TBM 940, and all its expenses paid for life so i could at any moment fly to some place that wasn't loving tulsa

we’ve got a runner!

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

prefect posted:

i can't help but think that disney movies cause people to tend to be sympathetic toward monarchies
disney movies, like stars wars movie, aren’t Real. please do not flummox people who cannot separate fantasy from reality, woodhouse

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Uptime Sinclair posted:

disney movies, like stars wars movie

the sword in the stone, only it’s in space

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

ShadowHawk posted:

The race to the bottom has begun



lmfao

Asleep Style
Oct 20, 2010

ShadowHawk posted:

The race to the bottom has begun



I think Topeka was doing this for 15k. At least in that instance you aren't far from Lawrence which is a nice place

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
7am and i get added to a call with a guy who shouts every word he says aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

TheAardvark posted:

7am and i get added to a call with a guy who shouts every word he says aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

what parts of your avatar gif are verboten?

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