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Lincoln
May 12, 2007

Ladies.

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Procrastine
Mar 30, 2011






Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
url tags, not img tags for vids

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
I hate it when my mailman delivers my package and then runs away.

ToxicFrog
Apr 26, 2008


Detective No. 27 posted:

FedEx would just post the "Sorry we missed you, pick up the package in our distribution center 50 miles from here" sticker without even knocking.

UPS drives past the house, then sends you a "sorry we missed you" email with instructions to log on to the website and arrange re-delivery using the access code on the paper slip they never left at the house.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY
Amazon's delivery service loses my packages every time they ship through them.

CopperHound
Feb 14, 2012

Get this Amazon propaganda out of my meme thread pls.



Catatron Prime
Aug 23, 2010

IT ME



Toilet Rascal


:allears:

Endymion FRS MK1
Oct 29, 2011

I don't know what this thing is, and I don't care. I'm just tired of seeing your stupid newbie av from 2011.

I haven't been this proud of my town since we made national news with a DUI on a motorized bar stool :allears:

how the gently caress is my hometown on SA

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

thank you for that take, literally John Adams

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

That's the liberal take, the blue lives matter crew want a massacre.

volts5000
Apr 7, 2009

It's electric. Boogie woogie woogie.

It'd be more accurate if Amazon Prime was delivering to the wrong house.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




volts5000 posted:

It'd be more accurate if Amazon Prime was delivering to the wrong house.

They are all delivering to the wrong house.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004






























And lots more: https://imgur.com/gallery/mcibQ

i own every Bionicle
Oct 23, 2005

cstm ttle? kthxbye

Lmao

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.










CopperHound
Feb 14, 2012

Whenever I TRY playing a utility wizard :mad:

I have a desire for skaven memes, anyone got anything good to contribute?



Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


CopperHound posted:

Whenever I TRY playing a utility wizard :mad:

I have a desire for skaven memes, anyone got anything good to contribute?

*skaven party*

Thanks for these.

Yes please if anyone finds more, please post them.

Catpain Slack
Apr 1, 2014

BAAAAAAH

What kind of hosed up fireball does 19d6?

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

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Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem

Detective No. 27 posted:

FedEx would just post the "Sorry we missed you, pick up the package in our distribution center 50 miles from here" sticker without even knocking.

Fedex is such poo poo. They refuse to ever deliver a package early and will just shove it in a corner until the last possible day.

I can’t count the number of times I’ve had the FedEx package tracker show a package arrive at the distribution center 3 miles from my house from my house the morning of day 2 and then it just sits there for another 3 days because damnit they paid for 5 day and that’s what they are getting.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Catpain Slack posted:

What kind of hosed up fireball does 19d6?

Delayed Blast Fireball cast by a 19th level Wizard.

Eastbound Spider
Jan 2, 2011



How In the Goddammn do you delay a fireball?

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Eastbound Spider posted:

How In the Goddammn do you delay a fireball?

very carefully

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012



Eastbound Spider posted:

How In the Goddammn do you delay a fireball?

If I remember correctly it’s basically a little floating bead of magic that explodes when someone gets close like a proximity mine.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Eastbound Spider posted:

How In the Goddammn do you delay a fireball?

Fireball is actually just a tiny pinprick of magic guano that you project out to a point in space which immediately explodes because you aren't bad rear end enough a wizard to actually hold it there. Delayed Fireball is just you putting that little bit of effort into making it wait before it erupts like the universe in the Big Bang.

marshmallow creep has a new favorite as of 20:54 on May 29, 2020

Kuros
Sep 13, 2010

Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

Eastbound Spider posted:

How In the Goddammn do you delay a fireball?

Fireball forgets about going boom until it remembers that it has to go boom.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Eastbound Spider posted:

How In the Goddammn do you delay a fireball?

You've got no problem with a magic fireball, but the idea of a delayed magic fireball throws you?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

CopperHound posted:

Whenever I TRY playing a utility wizard :mad:

I have a desire for skaven memes, anyone got anything good to contribute?





This made me very happy

Take yourself a nice piece of warpstone.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Making a petrol bomb and writing "delayed blast fireball" on the bottle.

Eastbound Spider
Jan 2, 2011



bike tory posted:

You've got no problem with a magic fireball, but the idea of a delayed magic fireball throws you?

yeah, fireballs are real

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
The sun is a delayed fireball if you think about it

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

CopperHound posted:

Whenever I TRY playing a utility wizard :mad:

I have a desire for skaven memes, anyone got anything good to contribute?





yes yes
more meme-things for nurglitch

Mister No
Jul 15, 2006
Yes.

Endymion FRS MK1 posted:

I haven't been this proud of my town since we made national news with a DUI on a motorized bar stool :allears:

how the gently caress is my hometown on SA

wassup Newark buddy

The Maestro
Feb 21, 2006

bike tory posted:

You've got no problem with a magic fireball, but the idea of a delayed magic fireball throws you?

You lay hundreds of fireballs and nobody bats an eye. But delay just one,

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
Wake me when you can cast Goulet Fireball.

CopperHound
Feb 14, 2012

Dungeon Ecology posted:

yes yes
more meme-things for nurglitch
I had to make one after looking at headlines today:


https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/cdc-warns-of-unusual-or-aggressive-rats-during-coronavirus/2278849/

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)
Sometimes I edge my explosion for 4 or 5 hours

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Tantric chain lightning

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Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
I have no idea what a skaven is







https://i.imgur.com/tUYjnX6.mp4





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