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unpopular sex opinion: blowjobs are awful. the reason is that it just seems like an awful fate to have a dick in your mouth, and seeing someone having a dick in their mouth, even if it's mine, just makes me feel sorry for them because i wouldnt wish that on my worst enemy. i cannot be convinced that anyone really enjoys that and it just seems like another part of rape culture humiliation poo poo and any sex act where it's just one person having fun is poo poo. penises belong in vaginas or maybe in asses if youre gay but the mouth is just no place for a dick
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# ? May 28, 2020 07:52 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 17:17 |
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id rather work 10 years in a salt mine than have a single dick in my mouth for 1 second. i wouldnt suck a dick if it means immortality and a lot of money
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# ? May 28, 2020 07:54 |
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Listen here, rear end in a top hat. I’m a proud member of the International Brotherhood of Dicksuckers, Local 47. My father was a dicksucker, and his father before him. gently caress, we used to build poo poo in this country.
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# ? May 28, 2020 09:15 |
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Shibawanko posted:unpopular sex opinion: blowjobs are awful. the reason is that it just seems like an awful fate to have a dick in your mouth, and seeing someone having a dick in their mouth, even if it's mine, just makes me feel sorry for them because i wouldnt wish that on my worst enemy. i cannot be convinced that anyone really enjoys that and it just seems like another part of rape culture humiliation poo poo and any sex act where it's just one person having fun is poo poo. penises belong in vaginas or maybe in asses if youre gay but the mouth is just no place for a dick How do you feel about eating pussy?
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# ? May 28, 2020 10:37 |
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doverhog posted:How do you feel about eating pussy? thats fine and all good fun
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# ? May 28, 2020 11:28 |
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I would definitely rather suck dick professionally than work in a mine. No contest
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# ? May 28, 2020 11:56 |
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Shibawanko posted:unpopular sex opinion: blowjobs are awful. the reason is that it just seems like an awful fate to have a dick in your mouth, and seeing someone having a dick in their mouth, even if it's mine, just makes me feel sorry for them because i wouldnt wish that on my worst enemy. i cannot be convinced that anyone really enjoys that and it just seems like another part of rape culture humiliation poo poo and any sex act where it's just one person having fun is poo poo. penises belong in vaginas or maybe in asses if youre gay but the mouth is just no place for a dick Foreplay is fun and arousing for both partners. I guess this is definitely the right thread for your post though.
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# ? May 28, 2020 20:28 |
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Shibawanko posted:thats fine and all good fun Because you’re attracted to women. Why do you think that people who are attracted to dicks would be having a bad time suckin’ one?
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# ? May 28, 2020 20:31 |
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Gripweed posted:I would definitely rather suck dick professionally than work in a mine. No contest What if you had to suck off the dicks of miners?
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# ? May 28, 2020 20:39 |
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mind the walrus posted:What if you had to suck off the dicks of miners?
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# ? May 28, 2020 20:42 |
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Because you’re attracted to women. Why do you think that people who are attracted to dicks would be having a bad time suckin’ one? 1. they probably taste bad and 2. they're grotesque and invasive
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# ? May 28, 2020 20:42 |
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Shibawanko posted:1. they probably taste bad That is uh that is a you problem my dude
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# ? May 28, 2020 20:44 |
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Shibawanko posted:1. they probably taste bad and 2. they're grotesque and invasive We're learning a lot about your penis today.
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# ? May 28, 2020 20:45 |
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i have a good penis. it's one of the good ones. in general though penises are bad.
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# ? May 28, 2020 20:47 |
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Your penis really drew the short straw being teamed up with you. I feel bad for your penis...
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# ? May 28, 2020 21:05 |
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I've never met a woman who actually enjoyed it as such but do like making their partner feel good but I wonder how much life would change if People just told each other what they actually want
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# ? May 28, 2020 21:09 |
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Shibawanko posted:unpopular sex opinion: blowjobs are awful. the reason is that it just seems like an awful fate to have a dick in your mouth, and seeing someone having a dick in their mouth, even if it's mine, just makes me feel sorry for them because i wouldnt wish that on my worst enemy. i cannot be convinced that anyone really enjoys that and it just seems like another part of rape culture humiliation poo poo and any sex act where it's just one person having fun is poo poo. penises belong in vaginas or maybe in asses if youre gay but the mouth is just no place for a dick omg... I have to go apologize to my wife!!
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# ? May 28, 2020 21:42 |
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Fellate my wife… please!
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# ? May 28, 2020 21:44 |
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They ain’t called blowinterests!!
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# ? May 28, 2020 22:41 |
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christmas boots posted:Fellate my wife… please! now i gotta stop suckin my wifes dick today is awful
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# ? May 28, 2020 22:53 |
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oldpainless posted:They ain’t called blowinterests!! Boss makes a dollar I make a dime That’s why I never swallow On company time
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# ? May 28, 2020 23:30 |
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Ugly In The Morning posted:The Lorde cover of Everybody Wants to Rule The World was in a trailer for something and it was so bad. Like, yes, it’s a song with dark lyrics. When you make it all grim you’re getting rid of the way they contrast with the actual music of the song. Tears for Fears songs seem to get covered that way a lot and it annoys me, I have a weird unironic soft spot for their stuff. Lorde covered Swinging Party by The Replacements too and stripped it of any wit and irony.
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# ? May 28, 2020 23:49 |
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Pick posted:I've never met a woman who actually enjoyed it as such but do like making their partner feel good but I wonder how much life would change if People just told each other what they actually want Unless you talk about this with every woman you meet, I'm guessing this isnt much of a sample size. I guess my phuo is that I, a woman person, very much enjoy sucking dick. Only if I really like the dickhaver, obv.
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# ? May 29, 2020 03:42 |
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The theme song to Masked Rider kinda rips
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# ? May 29, 2020 04:18 |
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Oral sex doesn't really give the giver any direct physical pleasure. Doesn't mean it can't be the best part, it's all in your head.
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# ? May 29, 2020 19:05 |
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doverhog posted:Oral sex doesn't really give the giver any direct physical pleasure. Doesn't mean it can't be the best part, it's all in your head. Well no unless you have an oral fixation. But that feeling of cupping someone's nuts or putting two gentle fingers in and working your mouth to make someone else feel good, feels good. There is probably something about taking away agency and just overwhelming their pleasure system "hey I'm in charge now of this cock touching my uvula" Not really sure the thread is ready for that implication but it's the one doing the work who is in control What's a power bottom, precious?
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# ? May 29, 2020 19:12 |
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Post Your Personally Held Unpopular Opinion: I feel bad for your penis
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# ? May 29, 2020 19:15 |
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Lol if just the sight of a swollen ballsack trembling and just begging to be milked doesn’t get you all hot and bothered
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# ? May 29, 2020 19:18 |
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doverhog posted:Oral sex doesn't really give the giver any direct physical pleasure. Doesn't mean it can't be the best part, it's all in your head. it doesnt give the receiver all that much pleasure either because a mouth is just this hollow cavity with a tongue and teeth which is really more ticklish than anything else maybe this is something thats especially popular in clipped cock land where men just come after 5 seconds of mild stimulation
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# ? May 29, 2020 19:38 |
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That's why blowjobs are usually considered foreplay. *also the mouth ends and the throat begins doverhog has a new favorite as of 19:50 on May 29, 2020 |
# ? May 29, 2020 19:46 |
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Shibawanko posted:it doesnt give the receiver all that much pleasure either because a mouth is just this hollow cavity with a tongue and teeth which is really more ticklish than anything else ah now the true root of the issue comes out
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# ? May 29, 2020 19:49 |
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I thought circumcision removed nerve endings making men last longer.
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# ? May 29, 2020 19:59 |
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I only have one kind of dick, but, and this is just my opinion here, as a dude, sucking both kinds are fun and if you or your partner dont like it, that’s really, really on you Just my opinion
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# ? May 29, 2020 20:06 |
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When it comes to penises I like my own but the rest of them are a bunch of dicks.
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# ? May 29, 2020 21:50 |
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doverhog posted:*also the mouth ends and the throat begins Ok, I think I had this whole system mapped out completely wrong
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# ? May 29, 2020 22:24 |
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This must be where the dicks hang out.
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# ? May 29, 2020 22:26 |
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the chocolate in neapolitan ice cream should be replaced with pistachio
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# ? May 29, 2020 23:24 |
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Gripweed posted:the chocolate in neapolitan ice cream should be replaced with pistachio That... actually sounds loving amazing.
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# ? May 30, 2020 02:12 |
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Hell yeah and change the strawberry into whole frozen Reese’s cups and throw some cookie dough in the vanilla.
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# ? May 30, 2020 02:16 |
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Gripweed posted:the chocolate in neapolitan ice cream should be replaced with pistachio The chocolate should be replaced with strawberry. And the vanilla should be replaced with strawberry. Why the gently caress can't I just buy strawberry ice-cream by itself except in the cheap, lovely brands?
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