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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/jason_kint/status/1266240283068362752

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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


https://twitter.com/solomongeorgio/status/1266048968577839104

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

This is my favorite one of these

https://twitter.com/ContrarianWisd1/status/1266354455978672128

Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/FINALLEVEL/status/1266447486303875072?s=19

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Griefor posted:

Does a billion dollars of debt not make you a billionaire?

It does if you wrap it in abs().

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/jonahvwhale/status/1266467482417729536?s=21

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/JokeHartzler/status/1266438992536326145?s=19

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Rioting works!

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Direct action is the only form of political action that will work. Unfortunately

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

as a person who never leaves my house i've done pretty well for myself.
https://twitter.com/ryxcommar/status/1265424862916628480

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
https://twitter.com/deathoftheparty/status/1266526958323720194

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
"whether America can be what we want to believe it is"

Not what we want it to be, but what we want to believe it is. Doesn't matter what it is, mind, just what we want to believe it is.

I feel like I just had a minor stroke

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

that made perfect sense to me idk what's up with you guys

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Killingyouguy! posted:

that made perfect sense to me idk what's up with you guys

It makes sense it's just such a corporate press release way of saying it. So everyone reading it knows that this is not what he believes but what the marketing team have workshopped to fit the current mood to sell poo poo (in this case himself). It's devoid of all real meaning.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Hey mayor Pete quick question: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Killingyouguy! posted:

that made perfect sense to me idk what's up with you guys

It’s hollow and has no meaning. It’s just saying we should do good things some days, somehow

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Mak0rz posted:

Hey mayor Pete quick question: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Mayo Pete posted:

You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

It’s just common sense.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

thanks, now I can't feel my left side

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Anybody else smell burnt toast?

Skutter
Apr 8, 2007

Well you can fuck that sky high!



How, do, you, value, your, what you contribute, of, to, at the work force? Second part: which, do you most, can't, the least?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
My God... it's full of mayo..

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/BAKKOOONN/status/1266561192065028096

Intl Cron
Dec 5, 2005

I'm just an olde-fashioned cowboy...

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could America can be what we want to believe it is?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7RgN9ijwE4

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/tristan_puig/status/1266464161858326528

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Is that the one that was supposed to send people into space?

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
Not in one piece.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

:emptyquote:

Content:
https://twitter.com/4500dinero/status/1266565901060538368

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Is that the one that was supposed to send people into space?

Nah, this was a prototype. Tomorrow they're meant to launch one with people.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/bensears/status/1266581509336522753

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Good opportunity to remind everyone that FEMA uses Waffle Houses to figure out just how bad the situation on the ground is.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waffle_House_Index

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

Inceltown posted:

Nah, this was a prototype. Tomorrow they're meant to launch one with people.
I bet those people are sleeping soundly tonight lol

PirateDentist
Mar 28, 2006

Sailing The Seven Seas Searching For Scurvy

Pilchenstein posted:

I bet those people are sleeping soundly tonight lol

Probably. Starship is a prototype that has made two small hops. Falcon 9 has had 59 successful launches in a row right now IIRC.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/RandyRainbow/status/1266363042411024386

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011

PirateDentist posted:

Probably. Starship is a prototype that has made two small hops. Falcon 9 has had 59 successful launches in a row right now IIRC.

Falcon 9s have been launched 87 times and only failed twice. And one blew up on the launch pad. I don't know if that's good odds or bad but I wouldn't wanna test it with my own body.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


:chloe:

Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !



IoSM is thataway.

lol if you think Hillary "lived in a plantation house with literal slaves servants" Clinton would have stopped any of this.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Petit Gregory posted:

IoSM is thataway.

lol if you think Hillary "lived in a plantation house with literal slaves servants" Clinton would have stopped any of this.

Oh you mean Hillary “superpredators” Clinton?

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

Hillary Clinton would have personally shut down the Wuhan wet market prior to the emergence of Covid-19, just like she personally killed Ben Ghazi.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Yoshi Wins posted:

Hillary Clinton would have personally shut down the Wuhan wet market prior to the emergence of Covid-19, just like she personally killed Ben Ghazi.

Bens Ghazi, there were four.

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bare bottom pancakes
Sep 3, 2015

Production: Complete
https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1266639855540408320

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