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Dabir posted:what's a hetmanate a government by a straight manatee
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# ? May 28, 2020 14:53 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 23:07 |
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no, that would be a hetmanatinate
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# ? May 28, 2020 16:16 |
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Doc Hawkins posted:no, that would be a hetmanatinate Hetmanatinateez nuts
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# ? May 28, 2020 16:19 |
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FreudianSlippers posted:The only moral form of government is a Hetmanate. And when it falls you get to yell out "oh, the Hetmanate!"
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# ? May 28, 2020 17:28 |
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Doc Hawkins posted:no, that would be a hetmanatinate I thought it was a dugongarchy?
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# ? May 28, 2020 17:33 |
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:I thought it was a dugongarchy? No, that’s an evolved Seelarchy.
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# ? May 28, 2020 17:34 |
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pinnipedocracy
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# ? May 28, 2020 17:45 |
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DigitalRaven posted:No, that’s an evolved Seelarchy. Crazy government
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# ? May 28, 2020 17:58 |
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FreudianSlippers posted:The only moral form of government is a Hetmanate. Wikipedia posted:The Hetmanate (Ukrainian: Гетьманат or Гетьманщина) is a political entity ruled by a hetman.
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# ? May 28, 2020 19:56 |
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that's what i said!!!!!!!!!!!
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# ? May 28, 2020 20:06 |
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Ruled by a hatman
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# ? May 28, 2020 23:25 |
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:Ruled by a hatman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8
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# ? May 28, 2020 23:32 |
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What about a government ruled by a hepman? Like a real cool daddio.
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# ? May 28, 2020 23:32 |
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:Ruled by a hatman All hail King Gabe
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# ? May 28, 2020 23:38 |
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canyoneer posted:All hail King Gabe m'leader
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# ? May 28, 2020 23:46 |
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Sex Hobbit posted:m'leader Dammit we're already in the thread
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# ? May 28, 2020 23:49 |
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SLOSifl posted:Some of those that work forces
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# ? May 29, 2020 03:30 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:Seminary huh? That's a fancy name for a blowjob factory
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# ? May 29, 2020 17:13 |
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Moon Slayer posted:This isn't the new Everest thread. Tashilicious posted:but the everest threads were certainly a saga Paladinus posted:A weird hill to die on.
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# ? May 29, 2020 23:27 |
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# ? May 30, 2020 14:30 |
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Paladinus is the master of dry humor, whether you like that style or not. I imagine him saying these sorts of things with a completely serious face in real life, and people just being unsure of how to react
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# ? May 30, 2020 14:57 |
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chitoryu12 posted:MREs don't cause constipation or diarrhea. Refusing to eat everything and scarfing down protein powder to bulk up while in a stressful environment will. PopeCrunch posted:MREs are super great for when you're taking a bunch of boy scouts out camping, because someone ALWAYS, ALWAYS forgets either a key ingredient or cooking tool, or even if they actually pulled together and remembered to bring the hot dogs, going home and wrestling a brown cantaloupe out of your rear end beats trying to precision-poo poo into the four inch wide hole the disinterested teenager dug for the latrine pit. If you're going to be out more than two, MAYBE three days though, just pack the food yourself and bring a 5 gallon bucket to poop in. Cole posted:i think he is saying he doesn't like the poop when he is camping
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# ? May 30, 2020 16:31 |
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fair, pooping while camping sucks, and I never thought about MREs as a solution the the issue
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# ? May 30, 2020 17:23 |
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RFC2324 posted:fair, pooping while camping sucks, and I never thought about MREs as a solution the the issue I just bring a roll of TP from home
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# ? May 30, 2020 18:49 |
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smh if you don't plan your camping locations around access to geysers, what the Europeans refer to as "nature's bidet"
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# ? May 30, 2020 19:26 |
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Nastyman posted:I just bring a roll of TP from home Pine cones are nature's TP
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# ? May 30, 2020 19:34 |
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This is why I only camp near beaches. That way, I always have my three seashells.
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# ? May 30, 2020 19:39 |
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making GBS threads in general, much like sleeping, is something humanity will get rid of the moment the technology is there to do it.
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# ? May 31, 2020 03:40 |
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spoken like someone who has never known the satisfaction of taking a good poo poo.
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# ? May 31, 2020 03:46 |
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[me in 2150 making my disinterested robograndchildren listen to stories of how satisfying having a big poop used to be for the billionth time]
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# ? May 31, 2020 03:46 |
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Every time sci-fi poop chat comes up I can't help but imagine a situation where the poop teleporter breaks down and someone is forced to use a butthole that has been dormant since childhood instead of one that been torn asunder day in and day out by Taco Bell food.
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# ? May 31, 2020 04:00 |
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thatbastardken posted:spoken like someone who has never known the satisfaction of taking a good poo poo. You'd still be able to experience that (either through VR or by using fake poop), but the point is you would have a choice. That's true freedom.
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# ? May 31, 2020 04:01 |
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Every time sci-fi poop chat comes up I can't help but imagine a situation where the poop teleporter breaks down and someone is forced to use a butthole that has been dormant since childhood instead of one that been torn asunder day in and day out by Taco Bell food. They'd just poo poo their pants since they'd never have learned to hold it.
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# ? May 31, 2020 04:02 |
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Every time sci-fi poop chat comes up I can't help but imagine a situation where the poop teleporter breaks down and someone is forced to use a butthole that has been dormant since childhood instead of one that been torn asunder day in and day out by Taco Bell food. if you never use your butthole, would it atrophy?
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# ? May 31, 2020 04:02 |
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According to rabbinical interpretation of the Torah, manna -- being a pure and holy manifestation of Y__H -- produces no bodily waste when eaten. As a result, the ancient Israelites did not poop for the 40 years they wandered the desert eating nothing but manna and water. Presumably they started again when they returned home, and one would expect that only the elderly would remember what it was like to do so. Children continued to be born in the desert, so there would be at least one entire generation that had never experienced pooping before they suddenly started in adulthood. What I'm saying is go ask your local rabbi
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# ? May 31, 2020 04:13 |
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Man I dunno, it sucks to come back from a limited diet even in the short term. You'd think he'd have sent some beans down too or something
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# ? May 31, 2020 04:16 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:Man I dunno, it sucks to come back from a limited diet even in the short term. You'd think he'd have sent some beans down too or something I was in an induced coma and on a feeding tube a few years ago. I didn't really poop for over a month and boy howdy the first one that came out was exciting.
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# ? May 31, 2020 04:18 |
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Sagebrush posted:What I'm saying is go ask your local rabbi I'm picturing a heavily bearded old Jewish man, sitting hunched over on the edge of his bed, wild eyes staring out into the black of the morning's darkest hours as he contemplates the question of Moses' Mega Dumps.
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1stGear posted:I'm picturing a heavily bearded old Jewish man, sitting hunched over on the edge of his bed, wild eyes staring out into the black of the morning's darkest hours as he contemplates the question of Moses' Mega Dumps. they've been contemplating the Torah for over 3000 years so statistically this has to have happened at least a few times
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RFC2324 posted:if you never use your butthole, would it atrophy? Atrophied Butthole would be a pro username
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