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Namor: Well of course I choose yo- Newspaper Boy: EXTRA! EXTRA! REED RICHARDS GOES TO SPACE, BEAUTIFUL WIFE SUE STORM HOME ALONE! Namor: -ur words to have touched me to the extent I will spare his life but not force you beneath the waves with me. I have to... I have to be going now.
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May 28, 2020 23:08
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 "Redheads. Ick! Ick! Ick!"
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May 29, 2020 19:05
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Susan just showed up off panel
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May 29, 2020 20:22
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"It's no fun if you want it."
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May 29, 2020 20:27
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Saoshyant posted:Susan just showed up off panel She's in every panel for all we know.
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May 29, 2020 21:06
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Lobok posted:She's in every panel for all we know. She's riding Hocky Hoof Hank, the Thor that is an actual Horse (Thorse), who canonically has appeared in every marvel comic published before April 2018, but off-panel.
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May 29, 2020 21:08
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May 30, 2020 17:50
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Are we sure that Spidey isn't dead already?
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May 30, 2020 18:30
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Looks pretty dead, but maybe he's just resting.
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May 30, 2020 18:35
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He's in hibernation.
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May 30, 2020 19:32
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Don't worry, he has a reserve pocket of blood in his mask.
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May 30, 2020 19:45
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Johnny Walker posted:
"That reminds me, why is Spider-Man the only one to show up? Id have thought that the Avengers would be here by now..." Meanwhile The circuit to Stark's machine that suits him up blew while he was getting his suit on Dr. Strange is busy playing Poker with Hellboy and Constantine. Banner's busy cooking meth. Black Widow is stuck on the toilet without tp. Hawkeye is unconscious on the floor of his apartment having been knocked out by one of those ball on a string headbands while Black Widow is frantically texting him for help. And Cap is watching events unfold on TV with the original Human Torch and Nick Fury at a veterans hall.
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May 30, 2020 20:39
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Johnny Walker posted:
Spidey's ADD is contagious. Just let him do it. He'll go home and celebrate in front of a big 'Mission Accomplished' banner, and won't remember that he wanted to stop humans polluting the oceans until Pharus gets strangled by a six-pack net.
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May 30, 2020 20:52
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i don't know why he absolutely has to kill nsm. the guy just beat himself unconscious for no particular reason. on purpose, even!
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May 30, 2020 22:29
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MJ gonna beat Namor's rear end for turning her down. Thus, in some whacky way, NSM wins.David D. Davidson posted:Banner's busy cooking meth. No no, you're thinking of Dr. Curt Connors.
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May 31, 2020 01:47
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Jerusalem posted:No no, you're thinking of Dr. Curt Connors. They're boyfriends now.
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:They're boyfriends now. He could use another hulk hand in the kitchen
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Jerusalem posted:MJ gonna beat Namor's rear end for turning her down. Thus, in some whacky way, NSM wins. Banner cooks meth too. His signature is that his exposes his meth to slight traces to gamma radiation. Also I realize I for got Thor. He's in Madrid read a passage of his erotic memoir to a packed bookstore.
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May 31, 2020 12:10
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May 31, 2020 17:32
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Jonah got a bit of a Ranxerox face in panel 2
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May 31, 2020 17:39
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Haha, did they recolour Hawkeye to fit with his movie depiction? Poor Clint.
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How do they get Banner to hulk out on cue? "Bite your lip, Bruce. No, harder!"
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The Avengers look like they have all the grim resolve of an eight year old being told to go pick up a pepperoni pie
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Payndz posted:How do they get Banner to hulk out on cue? "Bite your lip, Bruce. No, harder!" I figure they just told him he didn't get a seat Captain's aircraft, since he could just jump across the ocean like an idiot or something instead.
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May 31, 2020 19:00
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They just gave Banner some good crystal and let the drug do the rest.
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Binary Badger posted:The Avengers look like they have all the grim resolve of an eight year old being told to go pick up a pepperoni pie "I guess we have to bail out Spider-Man....again"
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May 31, 2020 20:56
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They look like they wanna figure out what drivethru they should get food from
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"Heaven knows I'm no fan of Spider-man. but that doesn't mean I want that water-logged warmonger to kill him! I always thought I would be the one to kill him."
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This would have been a perfect time for the return of Iron Jonah.
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 "Now, nothing can placate my bloodlust."
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Johnny Walker posted:
Namor: "But she is no more." MJ: "She's also called Namor?!" Namor: "No, "no more"!" MJ: "She's No Namor? Ok..? So who is No Namor?" No More : 
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Johnny Walker posted:
Nightmareish perspective on that first panel.
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Someone should hold a mirror next to Spidey's mouth to check if he's still breathing.
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Alhazred posted:Someone should hold a mirror next to Spidey's mouth to check if he's still breathing. Won't work, the breath gets trapped in the pocket behind his mask.
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David D. Davidson posted:"Her name was May Parker." Spidey gets super-ripped and just beats 7 shades of poo poo out of Namor.
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 Doctor Dock! Writer of many pier-reviewed papers!
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Johnny Walker posted:Doctor Dock! Writer of many pier-reviewed papers! This pun is horrible and I love it.
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