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Internet Wizard posted:I have compiled a comprehensive list of people who care if you would or would not have sex with somebody My whole point was that the only thing approaching aug is the potential awkwardness if someone at the store she bought it at didn’t offer an opaque bag. But maybe she lives somewhere that bans plastic bags and she brought her own from home and doesn’t care what anyone else thinks. Or maybe she just couldn’t wait for amazon prime shipping?
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# ? May 29, 2020 02:17 |
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Put it away, bro.
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# ? May 29, 2020 02:26 |
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otter posted:chubby girl, purple hair, sex toys? sup girl? Lol I’m literally that and there’s nothing that gets me drier than someone audibly proclaiming that they like bigger women. For me it was Tuesday bruh.
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# ? May 29, 2020 03:24 |
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otter posted:What? I specifically and unashamedly like bigger girls and purple hair and a rather vanilla dildo means she might be fun (the hair) and knows how to satisfy her own needs. It’s not one of those dragon /dog / horse toys. Posts you can smell
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# ? May 29, 2020 03:44 |
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Please stop generating content for the thread, there’s more than enough out there already
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# ? May 29, 2020 04:13 |
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Recursive thread set theory Threads that contain themselves
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# ? May 29, 2020 04:55 |
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Oh, good, it’s Boner Report o’clock again
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# ? May 29, 2020 05:09 |
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AlbieQuirky posted:Oh, good, it’s Boner Report o’clock again Let me just head this off right here.
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# ? May 29, 2020 05:47 |
TotalLossBrain posted:Let me just head this off right here. Dad put pants on for fucks sake.
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# ? May 29, 2020 06:53 |
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that is incredibly unpleasant if i walked into the room and saw it out of the corner of my eye i guarantee that i would visibly leap to attention the fight/flight part of my lizard brain would be going off like fireworks
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# ? May 29, 2020 07:14 |
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Well, I instantly forgot the derail. Holy gently caress.
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# ? May 29, 2020 07:25 |
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F-fingerblast the little turd.
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# ? May 29, 2020 07:36 |
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CeramicPig posted:
Diafetes
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# ? May 29, 2020 08:06 |
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TotalLossBrain posted:
Joke's on you. I've never been more erect.
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# ? May 29, 2020 08:43 |
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TotalLossBrain posted:Let me just head this off right here.
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# ? May 29, 2020 08:59 |
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Someone alert the SCP Foundation, we've got a live one!
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# ? May 29, 2020 10:22 |
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https://twitter.com/Complex/status/1266123753349513217
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# ? May 29, 2020 19:09 |
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It’d take, like, 4 or 5 cops to crush that neck
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# ? May 29, 2020 19:17 |
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Maybe he's a highlander and evolved to have an indestructible neck. Like that guy from highlander the source who wore a giant collar.
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# ? May 29, 2020 19:25 |
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That really is the smart thing to do, right? I always wondered why vampires don't just walk around in a breastplate or something. Sure, maybe Buffy or Blade is strong enough to punch a wooden stake through metal, but not your average human vampire hunter.
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# ? May 29, 2020 19:56 |
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It's an extremely smart thing to do because it makes him literally invincible in the first fight scene. Except I think it disappears when he gets hit by lightning and he never gets a replacement for the rest of the movie. Also the vampires should just wear the he-man thing with the bit of metal right in the middle. Maybe he-man was a vampire.
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# ? May 29, 2020 20:08 |
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TotalLossBrain posted:Let me just head this off right here. What? I specifically and unashamedly like hairy girls and brown hair and a rather vanilla pair of shoes means she might be fun (the hair) and knows how to satisfy her own needs.
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# ? May 29, 2020 20:18 |
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Breetai posted:F-fingerblast the little turd. sup girl
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# ? May 29, 2020 23:32 |
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Heath posted:What? I specifically and unashamedly like hairy girls and brown hair and a rather vanilla pair of shoes means she might be fun (the hair) and knows how to satisfy her own needs. Lol
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# ? May 30, 2020 16:22 |
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https://twitter.com/aamer_rahman/status/1267401380370751492?s=19
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# ? Jun 1, 2020 21:06 |
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OwlFancier posted:It's an extremely smart thing to do because it makes him literally invincible in the first fight scene. Seems like it shouldn't. Just sever at the level that thing ends on the shoulders and if he's still alive for some reason it's not like he's got any arms or legs to keep defending himself with.
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# ? Jun 2, 2020 00:31 |
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# ? Jun 2, 2020 15:24 |
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Well... #chokememommy is embarrassing enough. For the record I know a how to tie a fair amount of knots from my sea scouting days. The noose has no uses that modern equipment can’t replace however it has two functions I’ll mention because one of them is probably relevant to the wierdo. It can’t jam if theirs no weight on it. The other is it can act like a fender if the loop kept from running through. None of these are of use enough to get past the symbol of oppression it is.
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# ? Jun 2, 2020 17:47 |
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LingcodKilla posted:Well... #chokememommy is embarrassing enough. It's for sex, op.
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# ? Jun 2, 2020 17:59 |
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God I almost wish it was racist.
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# ? Jun 2, 2020 18:00 |
teen witch posted:God I almost wish it was racist. I know her personally and it legitimately wasn't racist. She's just that level of horrifically clueless as to both: 1. Post her kink poo poo on social media 2. Post a red, white, and blue noose in the middle of a protest over racial violence.
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# ? Jun 2, 2020 18:02 |
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I’ve never been so disgusted and turned on in my life
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# ? Jun 2, 2020 18:05 |
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chitoryu12 posted:I know her personally and it legitimately wasn't racist. She's just that level of horrifically clueless as to both: No I mean I wish it was racist in that it would be less painful than this lack of reading the room skill she clearly has. I’ve handled racists for drat near thirty years, but that picture is viscerally mortifying. I am feeling it in my bones
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# ? Jun 2, 2020 18:06 |
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The most shameful people are always unashamed
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# ? Jun 2, 2020 18:07 |
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Paladinus posted:It's for sex, op. I know that I’m saying WHY she might want to use that for sex.
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# ? Jun 2, 2020 18:08 |
Also, she's like this at 36 years old.
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# ? Jun 2, 2020 18:09 |
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This motherfucker cant breathe walking to the vending machine.
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# ? Jun 2, 2020 18:36 |
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I'd probably be that cocky if I knew the cops couldn't even find my neck.
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J K Rowling retconned Voldemort's snake to be a Korean lady.
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