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Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vQaVIoEjOM

Again I said I was the time bomb.

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Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
what's got two thumbs and is drunk

there is more than one right answer

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
a thumbless man who has just robbed a liquor store of two bottles of 'big thumb' whisky

Ass-penny
Jan 18, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl1hgXfX5-U
Work closed very early because of this dumbass curfew. So, guess who's drinking?

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Ice + vape bong :drugnerd:

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out


just took an edible and a storm is rolling in we gon watch

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Ice + vape bong :drugnerd:

It's like biting into a york peppermint patty.

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
is anyone hosed up

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Eldercain posted:

is anyone hosed up

yeh im usually hosed up this time of night

surprising i havent got myself a new blemish on my rap sheet yet tbh

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
I can't feel my teeth

this isn't how I planned my night

poo poo this is probably bad I have work tomorrow

Ass-penny
Jan 18, 2008

Eldercain posted:

is anyone hosed up

Always. Played some social distancing D&D tonight with my newbie players. Now I'm just drankin, smoking, watching Scott Pilgrim for the nth time with my roomie.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Eldercain posted:

I can't feel my teeth

this isn't how I planned my night

poo poo this is probably bad I have work tomorrow

HAHA WOOOOO!

Alcohlism is a fuckin ride isnt it?

I want off mr bones wild ride

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
i can barely keep my my eys open i am so still hammeredfuck from last night

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
i need to walk to the store to get bore bozze before tje close in the next hour

oh God im so hosed up holy poo poo

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
I wanted to take a weed hiatus this weekend, but like, my cosmic butter isn't going to last forever and I don't want to waste it. :(

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
I went hard as gently caress on sunday, and then i was ded yesterday, but i'm on my 2nd beer cuz i have another 2 hours of meetings that i don't have anything to add to so gently caress it

probably gonna pop an edible halfway through so i can be ready for my day when they over

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

YeahTubaMike posted:

I wanted to take a weed hiatus this weekend, but like, my cosmic butter isn't going to last forever and I don't want to waste it. :(

Eat all the butter now.

:boom:Problem Solved:boom:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
DO NOT MAKE EXTACT WITH GHEE

Did this once, invested a lot of herb into bunch of ghee...would eat a spoonful of it cause it tasted funky on bread, just to get it down quick, and it made me throw up from the texture. Olive Oil is the way to go if you want to just take shots of extract oil.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Literally A Person posted:

Eat all the butter now.

:boom:Problem Solved:boom:

Nah, I only indulge on the weekends.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

YeahTubaMike posted:

Nah, I only indulge on the weekends.

Oh. Then, uh, don't do that then.

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out


10 beers and an edible in

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Eldercain posted:

10 beers and an edible in

Oof. I never mix weed and alcohol, it makes me super pukey. Weed and pills is a different story.

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

LifeSunDeath posted:

DO NOT MAKE EXTACT WITH GHEE

Did this once, invested a lot of herb into bunch of ghee...would eat a spoonful of it cause it tasted funky on bread, just to get it down quick, and it made me throw up from the texture. Olive Oil is the way to go if you want to just take shots of extract oil.


my god man just blend it into a milkshake

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

LifeSunDeath posted:

Oof. I never mix weed and alcohol, it makes me super pukey. Weed and pills is a different story.

It's been a while since I've found myself in this state but back in the day when I got good and drunk I'd love to smoke a bowl and lay down and just get that feeling of infinitely falling.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Literally A Person posted:

It's been a while since I've found myself in this state but back in the day when I got good and drunk I'd love to smoke a bowl and lay down and just get that feeling of infinitely falling.

This post is literally giving me the spins. No thanks!

poo poo used to be real bad when I smoked ciggs...I could get away with a beer or two and a lot of weed, the second I introduced nicotine I would auto-puke.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

Eldercain posted:



10 beers and an edible in

porkchops and gravy? or is that potatoes

anyway it looks good

i'm on beer 4

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
steak and taters

also I can't remember the last time I puked from drinking and/or other shenanigans

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Eldercain posted:

steak and taters

also I can't remember the last time I puked from drinking and/or other shenanigans

Oh God, I can. 7 years ago, an entire bottle of red wine. The concrete was stained for years.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Literally A Person posted:

Oh God, I can. 7 years ago, an entire bottle of red wine. The concrete was stained for years.

Oof, before pandemic started I was up to a bottle of wine a day. Finally got a gang of herb and since I don't mix the two I just smoke weed all the time, haven't had any alcohol in 2 months. Life is 10x better with weed in my life and no booze. Made a commitment to myself if I live through corona, I'm going to quit drinking for good.

drunk mutt
Jul 5, 2011

I just think they're neat
Ran out of whiskey, down to like 1/4th left of the handle of vodka, and almost a full bottle of loving gin.

What the gently caress is good with gin? I had a buddy that liked it, but the poo poo he drank tastes worse than cheap swill bourbon.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

drunk mutt posted:

Ran out of whiskey, down to like 1/4th left of the handle of vodka, and almost a full bottle of loving gin.

What the gently caress is good with gin? I had a buddy that liked it, but the poo poo he drank tastes worse than cheap swill bourbon.

Gin and Juice is a classic. Gin and tonic is great. I can't stand gin martinis though.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
I didn't understand people who drink saying that they couldn't handle one specific kind of alcohol until I had gin. Good lord.

Also, what is gin & juice? Also, gin tastes like how those pine car ornaments smell.

drunk mutt
Jul 5, 2011

I just think they're neat
I have no juice :sadtombone:

A gin and juice is generally grapefruit to my knowledge.

I'll just drink beer until I can figure out a way to get drunk enough to be like "eh, guess gin works".

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Gin was the first alcohol to make me sick, and I almost never have it now, but it's tolerable with juice/tonic.

Gin and Juice is first and foremost an excellent snoop dog song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWCZse1iwE0

Second it's an ok mix of gin and orange juice, or grapefruit juice, and little simple syrup, or none

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
gin and tonic with a wedge of lime was my favorite cocktail but i don't drink hard liquor anymore

it's great on a balmy summer evening

edit: i should clarify the gin needs to be super cold

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
The specific drink that made me hate gin, happened when I was 16...friends came over and suggested we raid the liquor cabinet, it was the first time I ever got drunk...we used what we had...for me, a well balanced mix of Gin, Pepsi, and Baileys...within no time I was puking and very unhappy. Attempted a gin martini in my later years, and it was foul to me. The smell of gin is just a huge turn off.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
Burnett's Cherry flavored vodka has the same effect on me

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
I can't stand the taste of tonic, gin and juice is king.

Find yourself a red drink and mix it, it's the best

drunk mutt
Jul 5, 2011

I just think they're neat

Eldercain posted:

I can't stand the taste of tonic, gin and juice is king.

Find yourself a red drink and mix it, it's the best

poo poo, now I'm going to have to find me a pallet of those lil kid bottles of that poo poo.

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Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib

Eldercain posted:

I can't stand the taste of tonic, gin and juice is king.

Find yourself a red drink and mix it, it's the best

Why not just drink beer instead.

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