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Pinecone Sample
Oct 12, 2010

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how has Todd Gilliland's tire not blown apart yet

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iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

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Pinecone Sample posted:

how has Todd Gilliland's tire not blown apart yet

Way to jinx, dick

mischief
Jun 3, 2003
Good race. Good finish. Good coverage.

I'm okay with CORONASCAR so far.


Needs more drone though.

WindyMan
Mar 21, 2002

Respect the power of the wind

mischief posted:

Needs more drone though.

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



Lol Chase taking a bow.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


lol, "Education Lottery"

What a race sponsor title.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

https://twitter.com/dennyhamlin/status/1266066868986695687

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

:drat:

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

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Every nascar race looks like an irace now

Its hilarious.

Pinecone Sample
Oct 12, 2010

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I was trying to explain the Gase and Smithley caution over the phone and I was just like "can't you just picture it based on the names we're talking about here"

Pinecone Sample
Oct 12, 2010

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We're about to lose the track for about five minutes

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

During the rain delay, come watch 1990s swamp buggy racing from TNN's Motor Madness featuring Dusty Rhodes on commentary for reasons: https://cytu.be/r/SASCARWinterHeat

SpitztheGreat
Jul 20, 2005
This is the most redneck thing I've watched in a long time.

mischief
Jun 3, 2003
Swamp buggies is pretty apex redneck.

There's still mud drag racing around here. It's loving awesome.

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

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SpitztheGreat posted:

This is the most redneck thing I've watched in a long time.

I mean it's just a Charlotte race

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

American Sports Cavalcade was the poo poo

WindyMan
Mar 21, 2002

Respect the power of the wind

hunnert car pileup posted:

American Sports Cavalcade was the poo poo

AMERICAN


SPORTS


CAVALCADE

Pinecone Sample
Oct 12, 2010

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Why does NASCAR care more about lightning with no fans than they ever did when it killed one

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Pinecone Sample posted:

Why does NASCAR care more about lightning with no fans than they ever did when it killed one

I assume camera operators are at risk and they might have a union rather than a ticket which says you may die but tough poo poo if that happenslolol

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

JHN is in the top ten again on speed, in an FRM car. What is happening.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


The Croc posted:

I assume camera operators are at risk and they might have a union rather than a ticket which says you may die but tough poo poo if that happenslolol

Also spotters

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

even the NFL shuts down if lightning is within 8 miles.

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

Looks like chase elliot is going to cruise to an easy victory, now let me take a big sip of water...

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

kidcoelacanth posted:

JHN is in the top ten again on speed, in an FRM car. What is happening.

Stenhouse 3rd.

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!



The joke is great, the timing is :ohdear:

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

https://twitter.com/KyleBusch/status/1266375338705055745

The good Kyle.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
looks like race is gonna start an F 22 did a flyby and didn't stop working because it got rained on.

Pinecone Sample
Oct 12, 2010

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Do we think Jimmie is over the hill and lost his reaction time? Because that does happen at Bristol always but

https://twitter.com/NickBromberg/status/1267205960776454145

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

if i were a race car driver i would simply never get off the gas and always win

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



Ask Lightning McQueen how that works.

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

Pinecone Sample posted:

Do we think Jimmie is over the hill and lost his reaction time? Because that does happen at Bristol always but

https://twitter.com/NickBromberg/status/1267205960776454145

If reaction time were that much of an issue for him, he'd be running into a lot more than just one guy per race

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
Lmao that owned. Not even mad.

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

well logano definitely has a reason to be mad now

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

Also, there is not a single driver luckier than keslowski.

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

algebra testes posted:

Lmao that owned. Not even mad.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

it rules when nascar is good

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy

chamois posted:

Also, there is not a single driver luckier than keslowski.

There's lucky, and then there is 3 cars falling off in front of you lucky lmao

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Yo, A Good Race with A Good Winner.

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

Nashville Superspeedway has risen from the dead:
https://twitter.com/Jordan_Bianchi/status/1267977391017807876

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Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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gently caress NASCAR

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