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Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?


Oh man, that first sentence had me thinking that was gonna turn out way different.

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

BRB gonna go listen to that song for the thousandth time this week

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Someone painstakingly recorded all the major meltdown may events in one document: https://twitter.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1268007603344293888?s=19

Elon Musk's baby name fiasco feels like it happened 10 years ago

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Meltdown May was a little backloaded this year.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬




He’s got one less than he planned, so it’s an easy mistake to make.

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.
Kim Possible is not the idiot

https://twitter.com/kimpossiblefact/status/1267988758713888768?s=21

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



grittyreboot posted:

Someone painstakingly recorded all the major meltdown may events in one document: https://twitter.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1268007603344293888?s=19

Elon Musk's baby name fiasco feels like it happened 10 years ago

"these turtles are underaged!"

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


e: d'oh

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/b8tch_updates/status/1268059480316616704?s=19

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
And that loving profile:

Kevin DuBrow
Apr 21, 2012

The uruk-hai defender has logged on.

Dude seriously used a Mac charging cable for this?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/Financial_Ruin/status/1266067834754514947

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



Colossal is an artists website, they post about exhibitions and stuff artists do around the world. Red is an animation and communications major, she seems really focused on the fact that Floyd did drugs and porn, and just cannot understand why anyone would respect this 'criminal'. "Why is he having murals made of him like he's some god then?" I get the feeling she would probably be in the streets throwing stuff at Jesus while he carried his cross.







TheMostFrench has a new favorite as of 13:26 on Jun 3, 2020

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012





What's the deal with this tweet? Did Apple really use NWA in some official context?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

lobsterminator posted:

What's the deal with this tweet? Did Apple really use NWA in some official context?

I don't know but I knew I recognized that name:
https://twitter.com/mirandadevine/status/1267442071415263232

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


lobsterminator posted:

What's the deal with this tweet? Did Apple really use NWA in some official context?

You can only listen to black music on Apple music right now, or at least last night that was the case

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




Sid Vicious posted:

You can only listen to black music on Apple music right now, or at least last night that was the case




Ok lol gently caress the police was part of the playlist.

https://music.apple.com/us/playlist/for-us-by-us/pl.536dc4c39c094a3f84e5d3b9fbeb6a6c

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Preeeeetty sure the autopsy the county did to try to hide that a cop murdered George just said "possible intoxicants" in it's feeble attempts to blame his death on anything other than the murderous cop who killed George Floyd

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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Internet Wizard posted:

Preeeeetty sure the autopsy the county did to try to hide that a cop murdered George just said "possible intoxicants" in it's feeble attempts to blame his death on anything other than the murderous cop who killed George Floyd

An autopsy without a tox report is a loving joke.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

Internet Wizard posted:

Preeeeetty sure the autopsy the county did to try to hide that a cop murdered George just said "possible intoxicants" in it's feeble attempts to blame his death on anything other than the murderous cop who killed George Floyd

The later independent autopsy found he died to to asphyxiation from sustained pressure.

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/06/01/us/george-floyd-independent-autopsy/index.html



Devine is one of Australia's best known racists News Corp Columnists

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

grittyreboot posted:

Someone painstakingly recorded all the major meltdown may events in one document: https://twitter.com/SAMOYEDCORE/status/1268007603344293888?s=19

Elon Musk's baby name fiasco feels like it happened 10 years ago

Gwen Snyder is doing a lot of good stuff on the Philly protests right now. I wish she’d give up on chapo as her white whale, but there’s a reason people followed her in the first place.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

hooman posted:

The later independent autopsy found he died to to asphyxiation from sustained pressure.

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/06/01/us/george-floyd-independent-autopsy/index.html


Yeah, that was in response to "So he's the new Jesus" lady claiming that the autopsy found he died because of drugs and his colon.

The independent autopsy found the obvious truth that the primary cause of death was the murderous cop on his neck. I don't remember any mention of substances found.

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


AlbieQuirky posted:

Imagine I made a good joke about Fat Man and Little Boy here, because I couldn’t.

Ironically, he has the mind of a Little Boy in the body of a Fat Man.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Op not the idiot etc

https://twitter.com/ashton_hewitt/status/1267916115541463041?s=21

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
The official autopsy actually also said he died of underlying conditions and the neck thing was a coincidence.

Didn’t mention what they were though

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



e: actually nm

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
E: Fair enough

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

CharlestheHammer posted:

The official autopsy actually also said he died of underlying conditions and the neck thing was a coincidence.

Didn’t mention what they were though

Well coincidentally, the protests are also the result of underlying conditions

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
I do love the idea that is was seriously argued that a cop just was the unluckiest man alive

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

CharlestheHammer posted:

I do love the idea that is was seriously argued that a cop just was the unluckiest man alive

I mean that shouldn’t even matter given the eggshell skull law right?

quote:

The term implies that if a person had a skull as delicate as that of the shell of an egg, and a tortfeasor who was unaware of the condition injured that person's head, causing the skull unexpectedly to break, the defendant would be held liable for all damages resulting from the wrongful contact, even if the tortfeasor did not intend to cause such a severe injury.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Laws and precedents don’t apply to cops

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

CharlestheHammer posted:

Laws and precedents don’t apply to cops

Clearly, just it’s not the airtight legal justification chuds would like it to be

Guilty
May 3, 2003
Ask me about how people having a bad reaction to MSG makes them racist, because I've never heard of gluten sensitivity

CharlestheHammer posted:

The official autopsy actually also said he died of underlying conditions and the neck thing was a coincidence.

Didn’t mention what they were though

yeah he also had 'potential intoxicants' which could mean literally anything in the world. A speck of dust inhaled from the tailpipe of the police car he was forced under is a potential intoxicant.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

CharlestheHammer posted:

The official autopsy actually also said he died of underlying conditions and the neck thing was a coincidence.

Didn’t mention what they were though

Underlying conditions such as "not being able to have his neck crushed for over 8 minutes."

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

It's exactly the same as "excited delirium" where people who are being beaten or tased by the police mysteriously grow agitated and die for no apparent reason! The autopsy from the cops just can't find any root cause for what killed them! Somehow, this only happens to people getting attacked by cops and never anyone else...

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
If your gonna lie just like pick some random underlying conditions.

Go big or go home

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
The Hennepin County Medical Examiner did walk that almost all the way back by declaring George Floyd’s death a homicide in its final report. But they left the “cardiopulmonary” part in as a sad attempt at saving face.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Lol they bring up heart disease for some reason

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

CharlestheHammer posted:

Lol they bring up heart disease for some reason

Yep, they are total cowards clinging to that nonsense, but at least they admitted it was homicide. Which does give the Floyd family something in terms of negotiating financial settlements, though the independent autopsy would likely have been enough.

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/sapinker/status/1268180637418164224

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