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voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Faustian Bargain posted:

I don't get this one.

It's a porn joke. That black couch is infamous for some reason

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voiceless anal fricative has a new favorite as of 21:43 on Jun 2, 2020

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GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog

A plain ol' Chelsea boot?

I guess black shoes are somewhat silly but this is like one of the most normcore shoes possible by the laws of physics

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

that's not even his kid, or his house.

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

LifeSunDeath posted:

that's not even his kid, or his house.

Same as it ever was

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Eschatos posted:

I require more Culture memes. Turns out they're pretty tough to find.


They really are.

married but discreet
May 7, 2005


Taco Defender
That's not how sperm works, smh

CopperHound
Feb 14, 2012

The New York Times posted:

Baja blast is actually good?
It is when you are in a state of mind where going to taco bells feels like a good decision.

Faustian Bargain posted:

I don't get this one.
They hosed surgery on a grape.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

married but discreet posted:

That's not how sperm works, smh

psh maybe yours doesn't

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

CopperHound posted:

they did surgery in a Taco Bell

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

A plain ol' Chelsea boot?

I guess black shoes are somewhat silly but this is like one of the most normcore shoes possible by the laws of physics

Chelseas are just dumb and ugly get a real boot with laces like an adult

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

married but discreet posted:

That's not how sperm works, smh

When I come, I have about one or two spermatozoa exit my penis. They're about the size of cannoli and will bite you if you're not wearing gloves.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Well, no, they'll bite you one way or another, but you ought to have gloves like those dirty old bayou noodlers.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

married but discreet posted:

That's not how sperm works, smh

Panspermia certainly does.

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike


I was convinced the names on the sign had to be part of the joke

they're not

which means they are since it's 2020

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 15 hours!
drat near killed 'er

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zecnwqXe850

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

The "put text over a picture of an ugly person implying they're saying something sexist/racist/etc so you have an excuse to laugh at them for being ugly" meme is the loving worst.









Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦
quote from cursed images thread


Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS


Faustian Bargain
Apr 12, 2014


I think the Drake format would be better.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.




Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

bike tory posted:

It's a porn joke. That black couch is infamous for some reason

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Chicken McDo

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.


Can you even imagine how many people would die if you pointed a paintball run at a riot police line?

hazardousmouse
Dec 17, 2010

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

More please

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...

gently caress

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Antigravitas posted:

They really are.



:hmmyes:

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

PittTheElder posted:

Can you even imagine how many people would die if you pointed a paintball run at a riot police line?

I have never been involved in any kind of riot-based activity but if I was I imagine that you could fill xmas tree baubles with paint and you'd have a bunch of paint grenades that break on impact but not transport, are light, don't clink as you walk and are extremely easy to throw with some force. But that's theoretical, because I would never make or use such a thing, I'm very law-abiding and always have been

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Crane Fist posted:

I have never been involved in any kind of riot-based activity but if I was I imagine that you could fill xmas tree baubles with paint and you'd have a bunch of paint grenades that break on impact but not transport, are light, don't clink as you walk and are extremely easy to throw with some force. But that's theoretical, because I would never make or use such a thing, I'm very law-abiding and always have been

I mean like haha who would do something ha ha, I mean bro who would just go and try to coyly say dumb poo poo like this hahaha like dude it'd be sick if someone did that. Lol I mean I wouldn't suggest anyone do it, ha ha like it'd be dumb to even say stupid poo poo like that

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Spanish Manlove posted:

I mean like haha who would do something ha ha, I mean bro who would just go and try to coyly say dumb poo poo like this hahaha like dude it'd be sick if someone did that. Lol I mean I wouldn't suggest anyone do it, ha ha like it'd be dumb to even say stupid poo poo like that

wow , you might be on to something here. something tells me that poster wasn't "joking around"

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


TremorX posted:

I was convinced the names on the sign had to be part of the joke

they're not

which means they are since it's 2020

Gravy Jones
Sep 13, 2003

I am not on your side

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

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redgubbinz
May 1, 2007


My favorite part is one button just being another red button hastily painted blue, layers upon layers.

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