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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Johnny Walker posted:



Doctor Dock! Writer of many pier-reviewed papers!

For her sake? Because she saved the kid or did she catch feelings for Spider-Man?

NEXT: ALL'S FAIR IN LOVE AND... WHARF?!

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i thought it was fairly clear that the doctor is the dead woman namor would have stopped for. or maybe her daughter that looks exactly like her, given the time gap.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
The doctor is a Doombot.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Guys, MJ just put her hair up and got fake glasses.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
"Who are you?!"
"Uhhh... Jane-Mary. Blarker."

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Territory need some markin'
Jane-Mary keep on Blarkin'
And we're trollin', trollin'
For abs on the river

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

i thought it was fairly clear that the doctor is the dead woman namor would have stopped for. or maybe her daughter that looks exactly like her, given the time gap.

I'm going with option B. Because that's by far the creepier explanation.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




Namor's going "Yeah, I did her grandmother. What?"

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Johnny Walker posted:



Namor's going "Yeah, I did her grandmother. What?"

"She would often tell us about how she hosed Namor"

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Top of Narmor's head in the last panel looks like an ice cream sandwich. So maybe cooler heads will prevail.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Johnny Walker posted:

Namor's going "Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?"

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


"So I have been coming to these docks every day just in case he showed up again"

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Dr. Bell lit a candle and Namor showed up

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Please, Dr. Bellman is so formal. My name is Diana, Di for short. And my middle name is Ving, after my uncle.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Saoshyant posted:

"So I have been coming to these docks every day just in case he showed up again"

"So that I could bash his head in with my baseball bat!"

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

Maybe Spidey is smarter than we give him credit for. I mean, maybe he knew that by knocking himself unconscious, somebody else would solve the problem.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
usually that happens without deliberate effort, but i guess this is a serious arc.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Shaddak posted:

Maybe Spidey is smarter than we give him credit for. I mean, maybe he knew that by knocking himself unconscious, somebody else would solve the problem.

When all you've got is your head every problem looks like a concussion.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice
"Atlanteans age very slowly. Pharus over there is 95"

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



So....like....she's 1/16th atlantian? Is that how she healed Pharus?

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



bunnyofdoom posted:

So....like....she's 1/16th atlantian? Is that how she healed Pharus?

No. No no no. He is NOT her grandfather.

They are going to hook up, because what woman doesn't want grandma's leftovers.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Atlantian physiology knowledge is passed down through DNA.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

MJ: You're saying... you've had those abs for over 60 years now? :stwoon:

Snackmar
Feb 23, 2005

I'M PROGRAMMED TO LOVE THIS CHOCOLATY CAKE... MY CIRCUITS LIGHT UP FOR THAT FUDGY ICING.
Why do so many women in this comic have red hair??

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Snackmar posted:

Why do so many women in this comic have red hair??

....don't kinkshame

Sailor Cat
Aug 28, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Snackmar posted:

Why do so many women in this comic have red hair??

Same as why there are so many red-haired women in fiction: it's eye-catching and attractive, and relatively rare in real life

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




Lying there impotently is all part of the plan.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

"Also did you know Spider-Man is not an Avenger?"

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"She convinced me the surface people were not my enemy. Then for the next 50 years they dumped pollution directly into the environment my people live in."

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Keep him talking so I can get to full strength and destroy another dock with my body.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




Wait. so MisterBibs is Peter Parker? Woah.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




Still gathering strength. Hopefully they can keep Namor talking for a few more days.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Johnny Walker posted:



Still gathering strength. Hopefully they can keep Namor talking for a few more days.

Good thing he doesn't need to gather his wits, they'd be there for another year or so.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
uh, in his youth? before submarines existed, and the oceans were mostly unpolluted? how

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

Johnny Walker posted:



Still gathering strength. Hopefully they can keep Namor talking for a few more days.

"and I can hear you, Spider-Man."

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

uh, in his youth? before submarines existed, and the oceans were mostly unpolluted? how

Namor was born in 1915. I think the first time he attacked New York was after some divers attacked Atlantis, who he thought were American but were really Nazi agents. When he realized the mistake he attacked the Axis

Then, after the war, he attacked New York again when US nuclear tests destroyed Atlantis.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Epicurius posted:

Then, after the war, he attacked New York again when US nuclear tests destroyed Atlantis.
Starting to get the vague sense that the guy saying,"Please stop blowing up my home and polluting the water me and my people live in" might actually have a legitimate grievance :thunk:

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Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

Johnny Walker posted:



Still gathering strength. Hopefully they can keep Namor talking for a few more days.

Not like he didn't crush you when you were at full strength, Peter.

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