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Truly we are in the darkest of timelines.
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May 29, 2020 15:59
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I KNEW monkeys were bad news, should've wiped em out when we had the chance
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May 29, 2020 16:03
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Don't know what I think about this season of 12 Monkeys.
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May 29, 2020 16:21
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ultrafilter posted:See You Later, Alligator: Reptile Removed From Launch Pad During SpaceX Flight Preparations Keep your hands off Elon fuckers
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May 29, 2020 16:25
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so the entire monkey paw curled eh
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May 29, 2020 16:33
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Carthag Tuek posted:so the entire monkey paw curled eh It curled so hard it is now a monkey paw singularity
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May 29, 2020 16:35
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May 29, 2020 18:27
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MI5 at it again i see
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May 29, 2020 20:30
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This is just the new version of swatting, goddamn kids these days
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May 29, 2020 20:35
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So the guy moved, but “the men are said to have mistakenly broken in to a property in the same street as the original address”. So did they arrive at the guy’s old house or the wrong house entirely? Then “the pair eventually turned up at the correct address”. How? Did they have the correct address in writing the whole time? Did they sheepishly contact the client and ask? How did the police know where to find the men of the night?
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May 30, 2020 13:03
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Maybe the request was sent via snail mail and it got misplaced for years
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May 30, 2020 13:20
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U.S. Declares a Vaccine War on the World
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May 30, 2020 14:28
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Can we talk about the fact that the sexual fantasy in question was for them to strip the client to his underwear and stroke him with a broom? Because, uh, yeah
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May 30, 2020 15:50
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I'm about to unironically say it, here goes: don't kinkshame
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Antivehicular posted:Can we talk about the fact that the sexual fantasy in question was for them to strip the client to his underwear and stroke him with a broom? Because, uh, yeah If you know a better way to clean up I'd like to know
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May 30, 2020 16:04
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This country sucks massive donkey butthole. Just saying.
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May 30, 2020 17:11
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Nationals MP's China inquiry website linked to urinary tract pills businessquote:Mr Christensen has not declared his connection to the company on the register of members' interests, saying he doesn't need to because the business was planned but never started.
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Jun 1, 2020 00:51
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Citizen Scientists Discover Green Ghosts So what if it's the UFO Chronicles, it's a legitimate discovery 
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https://twitter.com/hendopolis/status/1267929005006733313?s=21 Make sure you open it to see the whole picture.
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Royal Mint launches first-ever augmented reality dinosaur coins
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Captain Hygiene posted:Citizen Scientists Discover Green Ghosts quote:Green Ghosts appear above strong sprites 
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"Before answering, the prime minister, sporting a beard and shaggy hair since the start of the COVID-19 pandemic, glanced down at his lectern, opened his mouth as if to speak — then paused, shifted his weight and uttered a barely audible "um" as birds chirped in the background." https://www.npr.org/2020/06/03/868451036/canadas-trudeau-at-a-loss-for-words-on-trump-s-handling-of-unrest-in-u-s Channeling some extreme highschool English class speech energy. Don't blame anyone who's brain clutch explodes when asked about anything the US is doing these days.
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Spain's most famous porn star 'killed photographer with toad poison' in shamanic ritual gone wrong
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Jane Cakebread: The Drunkest Woman in the World
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Jun 3, 2020 22:55
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Where's the statue of her?  quote:The police often fled at the sight of her; they did not want to take her into custody. Many an officer had bribed her to go away when she approached him. I have seen policemen running away and ‘old Jane’ after them to be taken into custody. Just straight up cackling at the images of Victorian policemen running in fear followed at the heels by a drunk old lady.
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Luke ‘Ming’ Flanagan bares his bottom half to European Parliament
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Jun 4, 2020 10:31
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He talk correctly despite having no pants and perhaps not even the first breakfast.
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Jun 4, 2020 12:25
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The reverse of this was the catalyst of 28 Days Later, the monkeys are just imitating art.
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Jun 4, 2020 13:20
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jojoinnit posted:Where's the statue of her? Hell yeah this lady own
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Jun 4, 2020 13:23
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So "four ale" was a mild ale that cost 4 pence a quart. "A penny's worth of four ale" would be the equivalent of drinking one Bud Light and going ham.
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Jun 4, 2020 13:43
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Jun 4, 2020 14:56
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Changing my name to Kermit Jaediker now. Not my name here, my actual legal name.
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I can't be arsed finding an article because it started with all the right wing rags, but
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Why is the PM giving a press conference in front of some poor bloke's house?
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