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HUSKY DILF posted:less a joke than a realization the other day that the title of bon jovi’s album slippery when wet could be referring to something sexual in nature Bon Jovi watched somebody slip and fall at a community pool, and was inspired to never allow such a tragedy to happen again by telling as many people as he could about the dangers of wet surfaces. |
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the end of the world but instead of armageddon its darnageddon
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# ? May 29, 2020 20:31 |
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the four mule-riders of the apocalypse
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biosterous posted:the four mule-riders of the apocalypse
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# ? May 29, 2020 20:57 |
death drives a pale geo metro
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# ? May 29, 2020 21:02 |
that was almost my first car but it died before anyone could foist it upon me | |
# ? May 29, 2020 21:55 |
being sure to carefully pronounce both asses in 'assassinated'
Gene Hackman Fan fucked around with this message at 22:55 on May 29, 2020 ---------------- |
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biosterous posted:the four mule-riders of the apocalypse The four hoverboard riders of the post-modern apocalypse, Death, Malware, Ennui and FOMO |
# ? May 30, 2020 00:08 |
Gene Hackman Fan posted:being sure to carefully pronounce both asses in 'assassinated' i always am, otherwise no one would know what i meant. is there another way to say it?
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# ? May 30, 2020 02:52 |
closed captioning paid for by the tourism board for hell, michigan. hell: you really ought to go there.owlhawk911 posted:i always am, otherwise no one would know what i meant. is there another way to say it? ...am i the only one who pronounces it 'uh-sass-in?' ---------------- |
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# ? May 30, 2020 05:04 |
rear end-rear end-in
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# ? May 30, 2020 05:16 |
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sassassin; an assassin that just sasses people
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# ? May 30, 2020 09:29 |
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ChubbyChecker posted:sassassin; an assassin that just sasses people Psst, hey, hey, hey you, yes you. Come here. Look at me. Come over here and look at me. Yeah that's right. Bitch.
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# ? May 30, 2020 11:12 |
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Goons Are Great posted:*a voice from beyond a trash can*
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# ? May 30, 2020 11:27 |
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ChubbyChecker posted:sassassin; an assassin that just sasses people Girl u ain't a real blonde. That poo poo is bleached. U know how I know? Cuz ya basic. |
# ? May 30, 2020 11:47 |
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The assassin is a creature of shadow. The sassassin is a creature of shade. |
# ? May 30, 2020 11:48 |
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Finger Prince posted:The assassin is a creature of shadow. The sassassin is a creature of shade.
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# ? May 30, 2020 11:51 |
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Finger Prince posted:The assassin is a creature of shadow. The sassassin is a creature of shade.
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# ? May 30, 2020 14:50 |
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Finger Prince posted:The assassin is a creature of shadow. The sassassin is a creature of shade. |
# ? May 30, 2020 16:25 |
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Finger Prince posted:The assassin is a creature of shadow. The sassassin is a creature of shade.
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# ? May 30, 2020 19:04 |
Finger Prince posted:The assassin is a creature of shadow. The sassassin is a creature of shade.
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# ? May 30, 2020 19:22 |
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Saruman's Machine |
# ? May 31, 2020 00:26 |
detective: "...no loving way." coroner: "the toxicology panel is clear-- I've ran this test six different times with three different samples. this man was read to death." Detective: "the sassassin struck again." |
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# ? May 31, 2020 04:36 |
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Homer jumping back and forth on the border between the USA and Australia except it's Hegel and the supersensible world shouting "diesseits", "jenseits". |
# ? May 31, 2020 12:03 |
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You know how acid western is a genre? Acid cozy ---------------- |
# ? Jun 1, 2020 06:42 |
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I had some belated inspiration and made this and didn't bother to check if the Disney thread was already goldmined first so now it's going here |
# ? Jun 2, 2020 01:18 |
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google THIS posted:I had some belated inspiration and made this and didn't bother to check if the Disney thread was already goldmined first so now it's going here |
# ? Jun 2, 2020 01:47 |
google THIS posted:I had some belated inspiration and made this and didn't bother to check if the Disney thread was already goldmined first so now it's going here this is so important
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“What’s up YouTubers, welcome to our Let’s Play of Gerald’s Game! My wife is handcuffed to the bed and I’ve taken enough Viagra to give an elephant a heart attack. As always, be sure to like, subscribe and click the bell for more content!” |
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[quote="google THIS" post="505339201"] I had some belated inspiration and made this and didn't bother to check if the Disney thread was already goldmined first so now it's going here To me, fair friend, you never can be old, For as you were when first your eye I ey'd, Such seems your beauty still.
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# ? Jun 2, 2020 18:27 |
Sketch idea: Rod Roddy reciting actual rap songs on The Price is Right. "First off, gently caress your bitch and the clique you claim West side, when we ride Make you quit the game You call yourself a player But I hosed your bitch While on a wonderful trip to Hawaii!" |
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# ? Jun 3, 2020 19:18 |
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An aspiring race car driver trying desperately to hide the fact that he doesn't know how to drive a manual transmission |
# ? Jun 3, 2020 19:27 |
canyoneer posted:An aspiring race car driver trying desperately to hide the fact that he doesn't know how to drive a manual transmission "uuuh, fellas, the clutch keeps slipping." "if the clutch was slipping, it wouldn't keep stalling out like that." "but it's definitely slipping tho" |
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# ? Jun 3, 2020 19:45 |
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Gene Hackman Fan posted:"uuuh, fellas, the clutch keeps slipping." "so the first pedal is the gas, makes you go faster. second is the brake, makes you go slower. third pedal is the wildcard, it sometimes makes you go faster and sometimes makes you go slower. only race cars have this pedal" |
# ? Jun 3, 2020 19:51 |
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Just picturing a race car inching along the track going EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and spewing smoke. |
# ? Jun 3, 2020 21:03 |
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canyoneer posted:An aspiring race car driver trying desperately to hide the fact that he doesn't know how to drive a manual transmission me while stalled whispering on the headset about the possibility of the pit crew coming out to me to change the tires
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# ? Jun 3, 2020 22:15 |
heeeeey, vsauce. roqueford here. can you make a duck into a soul singer by sticking it into a microwave until its bill withers? | |
# ? Jun 3, 2020 23:17 |
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Film nerd really excited about being mugged in a parking lot used as a location in a crime movie and won’t stop talking about the scene. |
# ? Jun 4, 2020 00:26 |
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Life imitates arse. |
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canyoneer posted:An aspiring race car driver trying desperately to hide the fact that he doesn't know how to drive a manual transmission Giancarlo's car coasts to a halt beside the track, the TV crew rush to the barrier to interview him as he walks back to the pits. "Giancarlo, bad luck, can you tell us what happened? Was it a transmission fault? Or did you lose the clutch?" "No, no, no problem with radio transmission. I tell the engineers over radio, I have no power to the wheels. I do, ah, do not have a clutch, haha, my girlfriend bought a clutch yesterday. Prada, I think. Very pretty!" *confused* "haha, that's a funny anecdote, but can you tell us about the car? It sounded like you had a box full of neutrals." "scusi? Box full of neutrals?" "neutrals, in the gearbox..." "oh yes, gearbox. Yes borderlands 2 was, ah, very good, very positive. But borderlands 3, yes kind of, neutral you know? DLC was good but base game, yes very neutral." |
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