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wearing a lampshade

HUSKY DILF posted:

less a joke than a realization the other day that the title of bon jovi’s album slippery when wet could be referring to something sexual in nature

Bon Jovi watched somebody slip and fall at a community pool, and was inspired to never allow such a tragedy to happen again by telling as many people as he could about the dangers of wet surfaces.

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ChubbyChecker

the end of the world but instead of armageddon its darnageddon









biosterous




the four mule-riders of the apocalypse



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he/him

alnilam

biosterous posted:

the four mule-riders of the apocalypse



ty manifisto

owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

death drives a pale geo metro


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Khanstant
that was almost my first car but it died before anyone could foist it upon me

Gene Hackman Fan

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
being sure to carefully pronounce both asses in 'assassinated'

Gene Hackman Fan fucked around with this message at 22:55 on May 29, 2020

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biosterous posted:

the four mule-riders of the apocalypse


The four hoverboard riders of the post-modern apocalypse, Death, Malware, Ennui and FOMO

owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

Gene Hackman Fan posted:

being sure to carefully pronounce both asses in 'assassinated'

i always am, otherwise no one would know what i meant. is there another way to say it?


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Gene Hackman Fan

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
closed captioning paid for by the tourism board for hell, michigan. hell: you really ought to go there.


owlhawk911 posted:

i always am, otherwise no one would know what i meant. is there another way to say it?

...am i the only one who pronounces it 'uh-sass-in?'

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owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

rear end-rear end-in :butts:


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ChubbyChecker

sassassin; an assassin that just sasses people









Goons Are Gifts

ChubbyChecker posted:

sassassin; an assassin that just sasses people
*a voice from beyond a trash can*
Psst, hey, hey, hey you, yes you. Come here. Look at me. Come over here and look at me.

Yeah that's right. Bitch.


ChubbyChecker

Goons Are Great posted:

*a voice from beyond a trash can*
Psst, hey, hey, hey you, yes you. Come here. Look at me. Come over here and look at me.

Yeah that's right. Bitch.









Finger Prince


ChubbyChecker posted:

sassassin; an assassin that just sasses people

Girl u ain't a real blonde. That poo poo is bleached. U know how I know? Cuz ya basic.

Finger Prince


The assassin is a creature of shadow. The sassassin is a creature of shade.

ChubbyChecker

Finger Prince posted:

The assassin is a creature of shadow. The sassassin is a creature of shade.









biosterous




Finger Prince posted:

The assassin is a creature of shadow. The sassassin is a creature of shade.



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google THIS

Finger Prince posted:

The assassin is a creature of shadow. The sassassin is a creature of shade.

Goons Are Gifts

Finger Prince posted:

The assassin is a creature of shadow. The sassassin is a creature of shade.


owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

Finger Prince posted:

The assassin is a creature of shadow. The sassassin is a creature of shade.


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super sweet best pal

Saruman's Machine

Gene Hackman Fan

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
detective: "...no loving way."

coroner: "the toxicology panel is clear-- I've ran this test six different times with three different samples. this man was read to death."

Detective: "the sassassin struck again."

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
Homer jumping back and forth on the border between the USA and Australia except it's Hegel and the supersensible world shouting "diesseits", "jenseits".

Christoph
You know how acid western is a genre?

Acid cozy

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alnilam

google THIS posted:

I had some belated inspiration and made this and didn't bother to check if the Disney thread was already goldmined first so now it's going here








































owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

google THIS posted:

I had some belated inspiration and made this and didn't bother to check if the Disney thread was already goldmined first so now it's going here









































this is so important


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HUSKY DILF

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To me, fair friend, you never can be old, For as you were when first your eye I ey'd, Such seems your beauty still.

Gene Hackman Fan

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Sketch idea: Rod Roddy reciting actual rap songs on The Price is Right.

"First off, gently caress your bitch and the clique you claim
West side, when we ride
Make you quit the game
You call yourself a player
But I hosed your bitch
While on a wonderful trip to Hawaii!"

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
An aspiring race car driver trying desperately to hide the fact that he doesn't know how to drive a manual transmission

Gene Hackman Fan

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

canyoneer posted:

An aspiring race car driver trying desperately to hide the fact that he doesn't know how to drive a manual transmission

"uuuh, fellas, the clutch keeps slipping."

"if the clutch was slipping, it wouldn't keep stalling out like that."

"but it's definitely slipping tho"

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you

Gene Hackman Fan posted:

"uuuh, fellas, the clutch keeps slipping."

"if the clutch was slipping, it wouldn't keep stalling out like that."

"but it's definitely slipping tho"

"so the first pedal is the gas, makes you go faster. second is the brake, makes you go slower. third pedal is the wildcard, it sometimes makes you go faster and sometimes makes you go slower. only race cars have this pedal"

google THIS

Just picturing a race car inching along the track going EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and spewing smoke.

nut

canyoneer posted:

An aspiring race car driver trying desperately to hide the fact that he doesn't know how to drive a manual transmission

me while stalled whispering on the headset about the possibility of the pit crew coming out to me to change the tires

Gene Hackman Fan

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
heeeeey, vsauce. roqueford here. can you make a duck into a soul singer by sticking it into a microwave until its bill withers?

super sweet best pal

Film nerd really excited about being mugged in a parking lot used as a location in a crime movie and won’t stop talking about the scene.

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
Life imitates arse.

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canyoneer posted:

An aspiring race car driver trying desperately to hide the fact that he doesn't know how to drive a manual transmission

Giancarlo's car coasts to a halt beside the track, the TV crew rush to the barrier to interview him as he walks back to the pits.

"Giancarlo, bad luck, can you tell us what happened? Was it a transmission fault? Or did you lose the clutch?"

"No, no, no problem with radio transmission. I tell the engineers over radio, I have no power to the wheels. I do, ah, do not have a clutch, haha, my girlfriend bought a clutch yesterday. Prada, I think. Very pretty!"

*confused* "haha, that's a funny anecdote, but can you tell us about the car? It sounded like you had a box full of neutrals."

"scusi? Box full of neutrals?"

"neutrals, in the gearbox..."

"oh yes, gearbox. Yes borderlands 2 was, ah, very good, very positive. But borderlands 3, yes kind of, neutral you know? DLC was good but base game, yes very neutral."

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