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Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

sourdough posted:

�Your friend�s arm is hot�, in the middle of all that being a loving creep, made me lol

for me it's the double-post on 'two for one'

The New York Times posted:

I didn�t say animated

but op that's what anime means.

# ? Jun 4, 2020 01:37

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 05:33

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Californian animation, also known as canime

# ? Jun 4, 2020 01:40

UCS Hellmaker: Mar 29, 2008; Toilet Rascal

pentyne posted:

As a frequent flyer for that issue I can confidently say there is no way a drama thread won't be a mod nightmare and probably descend into chaos on a daily basis as people take their poo poo stirring into that thread from everywhere else on the forums.

Note I didnt say we should bring it back :v:

yeah it had great moments like slowfuses descent to perma probe by 6ers every 6 hours for almost a month but god it was drama central specially to bitch about mods

# ? Jun 4, 2020 01:49

oldpainless: Oct 30, 2009; This 📆 post brought to you by RAID💥: SHADOW LEGENDS👥.
RAID💥: SHADOW LEGENDS 👥 - It's for your phone📲^TM� #ad📢

Nobody better complain about a PYF mod or they�ll have me to deal with!

# ? Jun 4, 2020 01:50

Edgar Allen Ho: Apr 3, 2017; by sebmojo

PYF makes me feel delighted and positive compared to anywhere else online these days

Good mods

# ? Jun 4, 2020 01:52

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

pentyne posted:

As a frequent flyer for that issue I can confidently say there is no way a drama thread won't be a mod nightmare and probably descend into chaos on a daily basis as people take their poo poo stirring into that thread from everywhere else on the forums.

Seems like it could be fun.

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# ? Jun 4, 2020 01:53

Tashilicious: Jul 17, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Inceltown posted:

Seems like it could be fun.

shoulda known that a corporate bootlick was a libertarian :V

# ? Jun 4, 2020 02:01

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

PYF makes me feel delighted and positive compared to anywhere else online these days

Good mods

Thanks

# ? Jun 4, 2020 02:19

some plague rats: Jun 5, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

e: whoop wrong thread

# ? Jun 4, 2020 02:20

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

pentyne posted:

There's a precedent for letting that happen with LF and CSPAM; it's not great.

on the other hand, we DID get some of the greatest sagas out of those places.

before they spontaneously erupted into filth and flames

# ? Jun 4, 2020 03:00

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Filth and Flames is a great name for a hardcore band.

# ? Jun 4, 2020 03:05

Rockman Reserve: Oct 2, 2007; "Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

oldpainless posted:

Nobody better complain about a PYF mod or they�ll have me to deal with!

BroJo was weird about memes. :colbert:

# ? Jun 4, 2020 03:16

oldpainless: Oct 30, 2009; This 📆 post brought to you by RAID💥: SHADOW LEGENDS👥.
RAID💥: SHADOW LEGENDS 👥 - It's for your phone📲^TM� #ad📢

food court bailiff posted:

BroJo was weird about memes.

Congrats pal you just got reported. The mods will deal with you.

# ? Jun 4, 2020 03:20

Buttcoin purse: Apr 24, 2014

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

This is a really good solution I should have thought of.

In my experience of dealing with old, lovely code, not spending time thinking about how you might do something with it is a good coping mechanism, much nicer than thinking something ought to be easy and then it takes weeks instead of hours :cripes:

Is there a support group in YOSPOS I can join?

Also I've been meaning to ask for a while: someone mentioned recently there's a funny story behind your av, does anyone have a link for that?

# ? Jun 4, 2020 04:37

Piss Meridian: Mar 25, 2020; by Pragmatica

oldpainless posted:

Congrats pal you just got reported. The mods will deal with you.

More like old modless

# ? Jun 4, 2020 04:40

Jeffrey of YOSPOS: Dec 22, 2005; GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

Buttcoin purse posted:

In my experience of dealing with old, lovely code, not spending time thinking about how you might do something with it is a good coping mechanism, much nicer than thinking something ought to be easy and then it takes weeks instead of hours Is there a support group in YOSPOS I can join?

Also I've been meaning to ask for a while: someone mentioned recently there's a funny story behind your av, does anyone have a link for that?

*deep sigh*

First things first, here's the perma'd mods using this method. I did my best to strip out the IKs but some of them I'm not sure. I know most of these stories but if someone wants to explain the more obscure ones, I'm all ears.

code:

+------------+--------------------+
| userid_req | username           |
+------------+--------------------+
|      14902 | happyelf           |
|      22120 | zen death robot    |
|      26473 | radium             |
|      27125 | NotJust4Breakfast  |
|      27201 | McCaine            |
|      29266 | HELLO.JPG          |
|      30183 | peenworm           |
|      31459 | Shmorky            |
|      34129 | cheeyckeku         |
|      42894 | Indian War Chief   |
|      49669 | shivadas           |
|      59332 | Aatrek             |
|      63102 | Blue Dad Sucks!!   |
|      83177 | Marxux             |
|      98156 | SpankinSteve       |
|     119284 | Party Plane Jones  |
|     120530 | HondaRider271      |
|     133579 | neonnoodle         |
|     134451 | Bobbie Wickham     |
|     141601 | gnarlyhotep        |
|     153069 | WorstAyatollahEver |
|     153147 | WORST ADMIN EVER   |
|     158362 | SilverSliver       |
|     158420 | AVBrafaDiMatteo    |
|     164480 | D_Smart            |
|     180070 | a star war betamax |
|     185906 | Joey Vapes         |
|     193027 | El Spider          |
|     216359 | LadyAmbien         |
+------------+--------------------+

# ? Jun 4, 2020 04:56

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

Buttcoin purse posted:

In my experience of dealing with old, lovely code, not spending time thinking about how you might do something with it is a good coping mechanism, much nicer than thinking something ought to be easy and then it takes weeks instead of hours Is there a support group in YOSPOS I can join?

Also I've been meaning to ask for a while: someone mentioned recently there's a funny story behind your av, does anyone have a link for that?

TLDR he's bad at street fighter

# ? Jun 4, 2020 04:57

Arivia: Mar 17, 2011

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

code:

+------------+--------------------+
| userid_req | username           |
+------------+--------------------+
|      14902 | happyelf           |
|      22120 | zen death robot    |
|      26473 | radium             |
|      27125 | NotJust4Breakfast  |
|      27201 | McCaine            |
|      29266 | HELLO.JPG          |
|      30183 | peenworm           |
|      31459 | Shmorky            |
|      34129 | cheeyckeku         |
|      42894 | Indian War Chief   |
|      49669 | shivadas           |
|      59332 | Aatrek             |
|      63102 | Blue Dad Sucks!!   |
|      83177 | Marxux             |
|      98156 | SpankinSteve       |
|     119284 | Party Plane Jones  |
|     120530 | HondaRider271      |
|     133579 | neonnoodle         |
|     134451 | Bobbie Wickham     |
|     141601 | gnarlyhotep        |
|     153069 | WorstAyatollahEver |
|     153147 | WORST ADMIN EVER   |
|     158362 | SilverSliver       |
|     158420 | AVBrafaDiMatteo    |
|     164480 | D_Smart            |
|     180070 | a star war betamax |
|     185906 | Joey Vapes         |
|     193027 | El Spider          |
|     216359 | LadyAmbien         |
+------------+--------------------+

I am 99% sure happyelf was an IK, I can check with Winson who would know for sure if you want me to.

# ? Jun 4, 2020 04:58

verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

what was with zen and star wars beta max?

last time i remember Zen was when i posted in nitecrew before the move to the chat thread subforum

star wars idk he had an av or some poo poo

# ? Jun 4, 2020 04:58

verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

wait shivadas is perma'd too??
what

# ? Jun 4, 2020 04:59

sourdough: Apr 30, 2012

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

code:

+------------+--------------------+
| userid_req | username           |
+------------+--------------------+
|      14902 | happyelf           |
|      22120 | zen death robot    |
|      26473 | radium             |
|      27125 | NotJust4Breakfast  |
|      27201 | McCaine            |
|      29266 | HELLO.JPG          |
|      30183 | peenworm           |
|      31459 | Shmorky            |
|      34129 | cheeyckeku         |
|      42894 | Indian War Chief   |
|      49669 | shivadas           |
|      59332 | Aatrek             |
|      63102 | Blue Dad Sucks!!   |
|      83177 | Marxux             |
|      98156 | SpankinSteve       |
|     119284 | Party Plane Jones  |
|     120530 | HondaRider271      |
|     133579 | neonnoodle         |
|     134451 | Bobbie Wickham     |
|     141601 | gnarlyhotep        |
|     153069 | WorstAyatollahEver |
|     153147 | WORST ADMIN EVER   |
|     158362 | SilverSliver       |
|     158420 | AVBrafaDiMatteo    |
|     164480 | D_Smart            |
|     180070 | a star war betamax |
|     185906 | Joey Vapes         |
|     193027 | El Spider          |
|     216359 | LadyAmbien         |
+------------+--------------------+

Badass. Yeah just a short blurb about what perma�d each would be good, can put it in the op (not for you to do Jeffrey but for the thread to contribute to)

# ? Jun 4, 2020 05:00

Kazinsal: Dec 13, 2011

verbal enema posted:

what was with zen and star wars beta max?

last time i remember Zen was when i posted in nitecrew before the move to the chat thread subforum

star wars idk he had an av or some poo poo

iirc lowtax accused zdr of stealing from him and that never really got sorted out and zdr was ejected. there's no ban reason in the leper's colony and his avatar is blanked so :shrug:

betamax's perma is linked to this post

a star war betamax posted:

I dunno man the time lines are awful suspect.

1. Lowtax rightfully permabans a supposedly untouchable admin's pet for repeatedly posting disgusting rape jack off fantasies about lowtaxs wife.

2. Admins publicly post at lowtax in fyad whining about it and saying he should reverse the ban. Rather than handling it in private like an adult.

3. Twitter, the haven of has-been fyad dick heads for at least a decade, bans lowtaxs account after receiving (probably multiple) reports.

Hmmmmmmmmm

# ? Jun 4, 2020 05:11

Elephant Ambush: Nov 13, 2012; ...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?; Nap Ghost

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

code:

+------------+--------------------+
| userid_req | username           |
+------------+--------------------+
|      14902 | happyelf           |
|      22120 | zen death robot    |
|      26473 | radium             |
|      27125 | NotJust4Breakfast  |
|      27201 | McCaine            |
|      29266 | HELLO.JPG          |
|      30183 | peenworm           |
|      31459 | Shmorky            |
|      34129 | cheeyckeku         |
|      42894 | Indian War Chief   |
|      49669 | shivadas           |
|      59332 | Aatrek             |
|      63102 | Blue Dad Sucks!!   |
|      83177 | Marxux             |
|      98156 | SpankinSteve       |
|     119284 | Party Plane Jones  |
|     120530 | HondaRider271      |
|     133579 | neonnoodle         |
|     134451 | Bobbie Wickham     |
|     141601 | gnarlyhotep        |
|     153069 | WorstAyatollahEver | 
|     153147 | WORST ADMIN EVER   |
|     158362 | SilverSliver       |
|     158420 | AVBrafaDiMatteo    |
|     164480 | D_Smart            |
|     180070 | a star war betamax |
|     185906 | Joey Vapes         |
|     193027 | El Spider          |
|     216359 | LadyAmbien         |
+------------+--------------------+

Hi.

Perma ArfJason tia

He slipped through the cracks of the fyad purge.
I know you liked fyad but he's trying to mock cspam and the entire concept of giving a poo poo about other oppressed human beings which makes him dumpster trash and worthy of a perma tia :tipshat:

Seriously please remove these toxic people like him and woozie pawsies from these great forums. Also re-perma Jack Daniels

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# ? Jun 4, 2020 05:12

Nuns with Guns: Jul 23, 2010; It's fine.
Don't worry about it.

Arivia posted:

I am 99% sure happyelf was an IK, I can check with Winson who would know for sure if you want me to.

I don't even remember if he was around when idiot kings were a concept outside of like the temp FYAD mods. Maybe he was given mod buttons for a couple days as a joke? Winson was definitely the first real mod TG had instead of the over-mods from the general Games category.

# ? Jun 4, 2020 05:14

verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

link the posts

# ? Jun 4, 2020 05:15

verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

can i be a mod

# ? Jun 4, 2020 05:15

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Helping out this site puts a giant target on your back. What a metaphor

# ? Jun 4, 2020 05:31

Jeffrey of YOSPOS: Dec 22, 2005; GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

Who is happy elf?

# ? Jun 4, 2020 05:31

Sleeveless: Dec 25, 2014; by Pragmatica

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

It�s a goon saga to pretend that anime is 100% pedo poo poo that no one normal would ever ever like a single example of

When of course, that�s Star Trek

I love that even now when hating the police has never been more accepted goons are still taking an article based entirely around the anecdotes of a few cops as 100% factually correct criminal profiling.

# ? Jun 4, 2020 05:31

WeedlordGoku69: Feb 12, 2015; by Cyrano4747

Sleeveless posted:

I love that even now when hating the police has never been more accepted goons are still taking an article based entirely around the anecdotes of a few cops as 100% factually correct criminal profiling.

hot tip, people aren't repeating that joke because of the police report, they're repeating it because of Aatrek

like, it's not some kind of weird accident that goons find that article hilarious, it'd probably have slid under the radar for everyone if Aatrek had never happened

e: and it is, extremely obviously, a joke, because the venn diagram of goons and trekkies is pretty drat close to just being a single circle from what i've seen

# ? Jun 4, 2020 05:33

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

verbal enema posted:

wait shivadas is perma'd too??
what

He was the guy who made "tobacco pipes" right?

# ? Jun 4, 2020 05:34

FilthyImp: Sep 30, 2002; Anime Deviant

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

Who is happy elf?

He used to post and piss off BSS people a lot.

He was like a proto-SMG, but without the "Ah, but really Daredevil is about male erectile dysfunction" takes.

# ? Jun 4, 2020 05:35

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

The New York Times posted:

Is there a Star Trek anime yet?

# ? Jun 4, 2020 05:36

Nuns with Guns: Jul 23, 2010; It's fine.
Don't worry about it.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

Who is happy elf?

He was one of those posters who'd fly off the handle on "zany" rants about stuff and developed a fan following. Fairly tame by modern SA Posting Personality standards though. He ran a lot of tabletop RPG games on TG and called them "elfgames" which is why people tend to throw that word around still today.

# ? Jun 4, 2020 05:36

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Everybody like Star Trek. It's like saying that somebody's a pedophile because they like nachos. Who doesn't like nachos?

The answer is me, I don't like nachos. But I do like Star Trek. But I don't like people raping children. But I do like radishes.

# ? Jun 4, 2020 05:36

verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

Heath posted:

He was the guy who made "tobacco pipes" right?

yeah lol i used to browse his site when i first joined SA lmao

there were some badass pipes tbh

# ? Jun 4, 2020 05:38

Kazinsal: Dec 13, 2011

Nuns with Guns posted:

He was one of those posters who'd fly off the handle on "zany" rants about stuff and developed a fan following. Fairly tame by modern SA Posting Personality standards though. He ran a lot of tabletop RPG games on TG and called them "elfgames" which is why people tend to throw that word around still today.

I'm not quite sure why his name is a smiley code for a bunch of orthodox jews being suicide bombed though.

# ? Jun 4, 2020 05:39