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In a world where the lower opposite judges the higher. Law Enforcement is judged by Civilians Government representatives are judged by a sewer class, whose only purpose is to clean up run off drains and judge on cases of corruption for officials And at the highest form of government? The leader themself? Clown Court. A chorus of honking shoes shuffle in, a few on unicycles juggle. Clown with mad hater voice: all SIT A cacophony of whoopie cushions, bike horns and rubber animals let out their cries, signaling the times for change. The equivalency of the choosing of a new pope but way funnier and much more of a good time. |
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The process is simple. There is no trial. The leader is continuously pied in the face and made to walk into The Field which is just a term used for a small dark closet with like garbage and banana peels in it, its not even totally a clown based thing, its just sort of a sick joke. slumpy |
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Jun 3, 2020 20:23
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so let me get this straight, you ride in this car? alone? lmfao
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Jun 3, 2020 22:55
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i couldn't stop laughing when the judge started banging his honkgavel and he added 100 years for contempt of court
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Jun 4, 2020 00:51
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**pulls out all the bail money I need out of the judge's ear in the form of very large coins** |
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Jun 4, 2020 01:00
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The witness box is triple sized to accommodate huge shoes and pants
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Jun 4, 2020 02:59
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the bailiff's badges all squirt you in the eye with water if you look at them
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Jun 4, 2020 03:01
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a paddywagon that the cops can shove an infinite number of clowns inside
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Jun 4, 2020 03:02
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Horace Rumpole calls the judge a circus judge and isn't even making a joke
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Jun 4, 2020 03:05
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As an Earl I refuse to be judged alongside these lowly Counts and Barons. |
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Jun 4, 2020 06:23
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| The prosecutor would like to present exhibit 'a' -- a bucket full of water. When they try to present it to the jury, they stumble, sending cascades of confetti flying forth instead of water, as was previously assumed. | |
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Jun 4, 2020 08:24
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cop holding me down: ...you have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, our very best public defender, Pagliacci, will be provided for you. me: but officer
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Jun 4, 2020 11:31
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nut posted:cop holding me down: ...you have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, our very best public defender, Pagliacci, will be provided for you.
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Jun 4, 2020 14:06
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nut posted:cop holding me down: ...you have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, our very best public defender, Pagliacci, will be provided for you.
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Jun 4, 2020 14:54
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nut posted:cop holding me down: ...you have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, our very best public defender, Pagliacci, will be provided for you. slumpy |
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Jun 4, 2020 15:27
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nut posted:cop holding me down: ...you have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, our very best public defender, Pagliacci, will be provided for you. lmao |
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Jun 4, 2020 16:17
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If you're the police, who will police the police? I say the clowns have accountability. |
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Jun 4, 2020 17:08
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nut posted:cop holding me down: ...you have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, our very best public defender, Pagliacci, will be provided for you. |
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Jun 4, 2020 20:17
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Prurient Squid posted:If you're the police, who will police the police? I say the clowns have accountability. justice...heh...there's no justice in this shithole *solemnly wheels away on tiny unicycle while honking a bicycle horn*
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Jun 4, 2020 20:44
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nut posted:cop holding me down: ...you have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, our very best public defender, Pagliacci, will be provided for you. I'm tickled. This tickled me. |
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Jun 4, 2020 21:23
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nut posted:cop holding me down: ...you have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, our very best public defender, Pagliacci, will be provided for you.
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Jun 4, 2020 23:16
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nut posted:cop holding me down: ...you have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, our very best public defender, Pagliacci, will be provided for you. holy loving poo poo how... HOW!!!? / 
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Jun 5, 2020 00:56
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thats a really loving good post
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Jun 5, 2020 02:26
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nut posted:cop holding me down: ...you have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, our very best public defender, Pagliacci, will be provided for you. loving magnificent |
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Jun 5, 2020 02:49
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I am so sad and lonely. |
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Jun 5, 2020 06:00
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A sad clown takes the witness stand. He's earnest but mute and has to testify through mime. |
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Jun 5, 2020 14:53
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Prurient Squid posted:A sad clown takes the witness stand. He's earnest but mute and has to testify through mime. detective: we're in the middle of a trial, what was the emergency forensics scientist: sir watch this *mimes setting up some kind of scanner and scanning the corpse, rope marks suddenly appear* detective: my God, invisible rope. the witness!
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Jun 5, 2020 14:56
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nut posted:cop holding me down: ...you have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, our very best public defender, Pagliacci, will be provided for you. lmfao |
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Jun 6, 2020 03:26
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albany academy posted:thats a really loving good post |
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Jun 6, 2020 03:27
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Well at least it ain't a kangaroo court. |
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Jun 7, 2020 14:04
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Yinlock posted:justice...heh...there's no justice in this shithole nut posted:cop holding me down: ...you have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, our very best public defender, Pagliacci, will be provided for you. 
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Jun 8, 2020 00:04
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nut posted:cop holding me down: ...you have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, our very best public defender, Pagliacci, will be provided for you. |
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Jun 8, 2020 00:33
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nut posted:cop holding me down: ...you have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, our very best public defender, Pagliacci, will be provided for you. Can't butt the nut! Goddamn!
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Jun 8, 2020 06:21
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Instead of pitchers and glasses of water in front of everyone there are seltzer bottles.
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Jun 8, 2020 06:21
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Your Honour, these proceedings have been nothing but a sham. I exercise my right to trial by combat. |
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Jun 8, 2020 17:28
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Prurient Squid posted:Your Honour, these proceedings have been nothing but a sham. I exercise my right to trial by combat. you gulp as your opponent blows up an enormously long balloon and ties it into the shape of a sword
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In clown court, "order in the court" is the judge's or baliff's way of saying he's buying lunch. Recess always ends up being a half-hour late as the judge and baliff engages in a routine where one tries to trick the other into buying lunch. Gene Hackman Fan fucked around with this message at 04:54 on Jun 9, 2020 |
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