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i enter the water closet. i walk down the row of stalls, kicking each door open, declaring "THIS...ain't my stall," before moving onto the next. someday, i will find it. someday.
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stalls? urinals? no thank you. i must piss outdoors to keep bears and wild dogs away from my camp
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Jun 3, 2020 01:05
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they call my mouth natures stall
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Jun 3, 2020 01:29
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nut posted:they call my mouth natures stall 
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Jun 3, 2020 06:19
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Going 2 the stall 2 fart. |
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Jun 3, 2020 06:50
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Going 2 the stall 2 fart. if u squarsh your butt cheeks up against the back of the terlet seat and fart just right it will sound like a whippoorwill. this is for signalling your fellow banditos
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Jun 3, 2020 14:50
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For some reason a few places in Santa Fe had stalls without doors in them in the men's room. The stalls in Seattle in a lot of places had very small doors so you could see in at eye height. |
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Jun 3, 2020 17:52
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:For some reason a few places in Santa Fe had stalls without doors in them in the men's room. The stalls in Seattle in a lot of places had very small doors so you could see in at eye height. smoke bombs are effective here |
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Jun 3, 2020 18:10
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OTOH stalls in Japan tend to be like a little room with a door you can't see over or under. Some even have a machine that makes the sound of running water. |
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Jun 3, 2020 19:52
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The Orson Spencer Hall at the University of Utah had extremely high doors that you could easily see under. I only pooped there once during an emergency and I was upset the entire time. Orson Spencer Hall has since been destroyed. |
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Jun 3, 2020 19:55
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:The Orson Spencer Hall at the University of Utah had extremely high doors that you could easily see under. I only pooped there once during an emergency and I was upset the entire time. Orson Spencer Hall has since been destroyed. Powerful bowels! |
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Jun 3, 2020 19:58
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:OTOH stalls in Japan tend to be like a little room with a door you can't see over or under. Some even have a machine that makes the sound of running water. this is a good start but how many deadbolts are we talkin
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Jun 3, 2020 20:00
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:The Orson Spencer Hall at the University of Utah had extremely high doors that you could easily see under. I only pooped there once during an emergency and I was upset the entire time. Orson Spencer Hall has since been destroyed. pooping during an emergency owns. feels like you get a free pass, ensconced as you are in your metal cage that is probably also a tornado shelter
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Jun 3, 2020 20:06
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prepuce repurposed posted:this is a good start but how many deadbolts are we talkin One. But it's usually pretty solid |
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Jun 3, 2020 20:06
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:One. But it's usually pretty solid good enough for me! where do i sign up for japan also does the lil flowing water noise machine have an AUX IN jack? certain music can discourage the enemy from approaching your stronghold after all
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Jun 3, 2020 20:08
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prepuce repurposed posted:good enough for me! where do i sign up for japan I'm sorry, but the Sound Princess makes the DJing decisions |
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Jun 3, 2020 20:11
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I was born with a water sounding machine built inside of me
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Jun 3, 2020 22:16
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Am I a stall man? Can I get back to you with my answer later?
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Jun 4, 2020 19:20
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Stooge posted:Am I a stall man? don't try to stall a stall man 
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Jun 4, 2020 19:22
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:OTOH stalls in Japan tend to be like a little room with a door you can't see over or under. Some even have a machine that makes the sound of running water. I used a restaurants toilet in Japan. It was a stall so I tinkled*, and then went to find the flush whilst standing up. None of the buttons were in English but I pressed one. Suddenly a little robot arm popped out and squirted water out of the toilet bowl and towards me. I avoided it but the stream was covering a wall in bidet water, so I shut the lid. Then the spray of the water started leaking out down the slides of the toilet. I managed to turn the bidet off. I then found the flush, and more water started to fall from the ceiling into a hole at the top of the cistern. I thought this was where I was meant to wash my hands because I'm a ding dong. That was my most successful toilet trip in recent memory. *I will not divulge whether I stood or sat for this tinkle, if you ask further I will only answer with my byob service number and rank.
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Jun 4, 2020 19:31
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confused in the bathroom trying to upper deck a urinal
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Jun 4, 2020 20:45
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nut posted:confused in the bathroom trying to upper deck a urinal
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Jun 4, 2020 21:03
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Kief Richards posted:i'm thinkin about using urinals from now on just to give the finger to Big Stall  the Sanistand has got your back sis |
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Jun 5, 2020 20:32
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 cone-shaped huh 
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Jun 5, 2020 21:19
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you come into my stall uninvited? yeah you better believe you're gonna leave with piss on your face |
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Jun 5, 2020 23:16
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idiotsavant posted:you come into my stall uninvited? yeah you better believe you're gonna leave with piss on your face or worse |
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Jun 6, 2020 00:19
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https://vocaroo.com/mVfga7I8Pfr
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Jun 6, 2020 01:12
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Jun 6, 2020 01:16
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idiotsavant posted:you come into my stall uninvited? yeah you better believe you're gonna leave with piss on your face
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Jun 6, 2020 01:24
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Hahahaha, yes!!! |
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Jun 6, 2020 02:35
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O Plumber, Where Art Thou |
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Jun 6, 2020 02:36
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prepuce repurposed posted:O Plumber, Where Art Thou M-m...Mario?
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Jun 6, 2020 02:58
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dude
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Jun 6, 2020 05:24
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schnitz you are a treasure |
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Jun 6, 2020 05:27
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In The Garage by early Weezer but it's In My Stall
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Jun 6, 2020 06:53
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prepuce repurposed posted:schnitz you are a treasure Sometimes inspiration just strikes me Here is the original-ish song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBi2Mg60H7c
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Jun 6, 2020 17:00
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Goldmine
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Jun 6, 2020 17:05
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Jun 6, 2020 17:16
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where I work there's a men's room that used to be available to the public, but we've been closed to the public for a few years now. anyway because of this there's a tiled, lockable men's room. It's big. We're talking fold-out diaper changing station. We're talking solid wooden and steel door with a VERY secure locking latch knob. Best of all nobody uses it... Until I did this past Friday  The cleaning lady even cleans it twice daily! like...wtf..Basically it's the biggest, most private stall imaginable. The only downside is the very bright florescent lighting. While I know you're all thinking this would be the perfect hideout, i'm sad to tell you it isn't. This one's just for me. Now accepting suggestions. Do you think succulents would grow in there or what. No windows 
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There's even a drain in the floor. There's foaming hand soap but no hot water. What can I get up to in there |
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