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Jun 4, 2020 22:16
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qirex posted:my rice cooker does, although I looked at their website and I guess the newer models have fallen victim yeah don’t want to eat any of that beta cuck starch, only alpha starch for an alpha man computer toucher!
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Jun 4, 2020 22:22
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Personally I wait for my starch to be released before I eat it.
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Jun 4, 2020 22:23
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how does fuzzy logic help a rice cooker
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Jun 5, 2020 01:55
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An example of when fuzzy logic might be called into action is when the rice is cooking too fast on a hot day. In a typical scenario, the fuzzy logic algorithm will take the form of an if/then statement such as, "If the rice is too hot, and it is continuing to heat up fairly quickly, then the heating element needs to be turned down." macvhine learning
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Jun 5, 2020 01:57
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PD control is machine learning now
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Jun 5, 2020 01:59
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machine learns rice is hot and make elements not so hot e-z p-z
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Jun 5, 2020 02:03
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Scope posted:Does anything use fuzzy logic anymore? Or is that just what they're calling AI now? Wasnt fuzzy logic just a fancy name for a scale?
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Jun 5, 2020 02:17
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my favorite example of a thing that traditional logic just cannot manage, the "if statement"
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Jun 5, 2020 02:20
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IF is binary tho
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Jun 5, 2020 02:22
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I mean what? If that's a joke idg how its funny
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Jun 5, 2020 02:22
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3D Megadoodoo posted:IF is binary tho
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Jun 5, 2020 03:27
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linear regressions are technically machine learning
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Jun 5, 2020 05:30
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if you do linear regression by gradient descent then congratulations you are doing Deep Learning. feel free to put your new "Deep Model" in exciting and innovative places, like the driver's seat of a car
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Jun 5, 2020 07:37
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old school rice cookers that use the curie point of a strip of metal are the best just because of how they work.
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Jun 5, 2020 12:19
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look up tables: fuzzy logic 2.0
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Jun 5, 2020 15:37
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:lock down tables: fizzy lager 2.0
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Jun 5, 2020 15:52
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the virgin starch the chad carbohydrate
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Jun 5, 2020 15:58
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Mr. Nice! posted:old school rice cookers that use the curie point of a strip of metal are the best just because of how they work. one day i'll look up how exactly egg cookers work
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Jun 6, 2020 06:00
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all I know is my zojirushi was a quality purchase and it makes consistently better rice than I ever could on the stove also it plays twinkle twinkle little star when you turn it on 
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Jun 6, 2020 06:12
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woman I work with says she steams her rice what are your thoughts
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Jun 6, 2020 06:19
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echinopsis posted:woman I work with says she steams her rice is gwyneth paltrow as stupid in irl life as she comes across in media?
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Jun 6, 2020 06:21
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qirex posted:all I know is my zojirushi was a quality purchase and it makes consistently better rice than I ever could on the stove big same to both.
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Jun 6, 2020 06:40
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qirex posted:all I know is my zojirushi was a quality purchase and it makes consistently better rice than I ever could on the stove twinkle little star and the alphabet song have the same melody
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Jun 6, 2020 06:53
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going by your posts your rice must be perfectly white and empty
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Jun 6, 2020 06:54
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3D Megadoodoo posted:is gwyneth paltrow as stupid in irl life as she comes across in media? I didn't say the white was vagina flavoured
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Jun 6, 2020 10:33
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Wild EEPROM posted:twinkle little star and the alphabet song have the same melody don't forget "baa, baa, black sheep"
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Jun 6, 2020 14:48
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we talkin about cool appliances? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLk1cjZ4ll0
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Jun 6, 2020 16:25
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Jonny 290 posted:we talkin about cool appliances? gotta post the first one though too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OfxlSG6q5Y
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Jun 6, 2020 20:32
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yah i appreciate that dumb beautiful toaster 
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Jun 7, 2020 12:02
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are you really making toast if your toaster doesn't run Android though?
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Jun 7, 2020 15:03
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if your toaster doesn’t have upgradeable firmware (but never gets any updates beyond the factory software because android) then you really aren’t toasting in style
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Jun 7, 2020 17:16
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The Samsung Galaxy Note 7 was an excellent toaster with the slight drawback that it was only capable of toasting one slice of bread, ever
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Jun 7, 2020 21:37
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Bulgakov posted:yah i appreciate that dumb beautiful toaster oh wait this isn't the cat thread lol
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Jun 7, 2020 23:45
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Kermit
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Jun 9, 2020 17:18
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oh wow I totally managed to block "portals" from my memory for like 20 years IBM WEBSPHERE PORTAL SERVER for all of your portal needs I worked on a portal thing for like 9 months and the entire time I thought surely there is a better way to present this information other than random slowly loading boxes on a webpage last published 9 may 2009 rip https://portals.apache.org/jetspeed-2/
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Jun 24, 2020 09:39
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otoh it is also perplexing how somewhat compositionally building websites, with reasonably end-user tools, has continued to not really be a thing. every website being a mostly bespoke javascript monster.
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Jun 24, 2020 10:32
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<html> <body bgcolor="black">
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Jun 24, 2020 15:39
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remember forums
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Jun 24, 2020 17:56
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Feisty-Cadaver posted:IBM WEBSPHERE PORTAL SERVER god this thing sucks i don't even have to use it and i know it sucks, because i've had to support people using it
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