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A few months ago I was reading something about the creation of Indiana Jones, and there was a part about how Lucas wanted to put into the script that Indy hosed Marion when she was like fourteen. They argued about it, and settled on removing any explicit references to it. I read that and thought, "gross George", and forgot about it. Then I watched the movie tonight and it all came back. It's all over the first half of the movie, even before we meet Marion there's a scene where Indy says something about how he had been friends with Dr. Ravenwood, but then they had a falling out. Yeah, that tends to happen when you gently caress their underage daughter. Then when we meet Marion we get this exchange: quote:[Marion surprises him with a right cross to the jaw] Some more lighthearted dialog: quote:[talking about Marion's late father] This was one of my favorite movies, but now I can only see it as an abusive child fucker dragging one of his victims around the world on an adventure. I had to nope out after like 40 minutes, their chemistry is a lot less charming with the backstory. I'm really hoping that there aren't a bunch of hidden child loving references in the Last Crusade, that one was always my favorite.
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Jun 5, 2020 08:41
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Not that you had any high esteem for Crystal Skull most likely, but then she marries him.
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Jun 5, 2020 08:44
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George Lucas: I was thinking that this old guy could have been his mentor. He could have known this little girl when she was just a kid. Had an affair with her when she was eleven. Lawrence Kasdan: And he was forty-two. George Lucas: He hasn’t seen her in twelve years. Now she’s twenty-two. It’s a real strange relationship. Steven Spielberg: She had better be older than twenty-two. George Lucas: He’s thirty-five, and he knew her ten years ago when he was twenty-five and she was only twelve. It would be amusing to make her slightly young at the time. Steven Spielberg: And promiscuous. She came onto him. George Lucas: Fifteen is right on the edge. I know it’s an outrageous idea, but it is interesting. Once she’s sixteen or seventeen it’s not interesting anymore. But if she was fifteen and he was twenty-five and they actually had an affair the last time they met. And she was madly in love with him and he…
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Jun 5, 2020 08:45
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I would gently caress the hell outta old Marion idgaF
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Jun 5, 2020 08:46
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Lucas: We can tell parallel stories. We cut back to the girl, and the villains come back. This will be the first time we actually see the French guy and the Nazis. This is the first time we see the real villains. We have, a scene with the villains torturing the girl a little bit, rape her, talk about the fact that they’re not finding the Ark. Spielberg: She should be screaming his name, she’s so pissed off. He had to tie her up, otherwise they would know that he was around. At the same time, there are people raping and torturing her. Lucas: I was using that facetiously.
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Jun 5, 2020 08:48
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new star wars: older woman grooms young boy indiana jones: statutory rape old star wars: incest american graffiti: both older woman and lolita themes thx 1138: ????
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Jun 5, 2020 08:59
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oh right how could I forget howard the duck: A WOMAN HAS SEX WITH A DUCK
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Jun 5, 2020 09:01
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Klyith posted:
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Jun 5, 2020 09:02
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Steven Spielberg: What if in this one we meet Indy's dad, and they have a complicated relationship? We could start the movie on a flashback to his childhood, we could show Indy out on an adventure as a kid, maybe he's a boy scout. George Lucas: Oh that's perfect! He's in the boy scouts, and you know, it could be hilarious if we reveal that he's been having sex with his adult scout leader. Steven Spielberg: Indy has to be very young for this to work, 10, 12 tops. And the scout leader should be hot, like really hot, and he's wearing the Indiana Jones hat. George Lucas: drat, that's good. He could give him the hat after they have sex! And then when he comes home his dad says, "Where did you get that hat!?", and rapes him a bit.
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Jun 5, 2020 09:08
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All Directors Are Pedophiles All Producers Are Pedophiles Not sure about Best Boy or Dolly Grip
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Jun 5, 2020 09:09
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Klyith posted:oh right how could I forget It's a pretty charming duck tho you gotta admit.
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Jun 5, 2020 09:12
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Icochet posted:All Directors Are Pedophiles Best Boy sounds like a pedophile's dream
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Jun 5, 2020 09:21
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I rewatched all 3 recently and despite Raiders having the greatest number of iconic & awesome scenes, it's actually not as good a movie I reckon. Temple gets a lot of poo poo but really doesn't have many faults at all. Last Crusade is the best.
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Jun 5, 2020 09:25
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Icochet posted:Not sure about Best Boy or Dolly Grip I think they have sex with each other but everyone says it is consensual.
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Jun 5, 2020 09:33
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No matter what the first thing I remember about Howard the Duck is the duck titties. Is there any other movie in existence that has duck titties? I don't believe so, no.
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Jun 5, 2020 09:36
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Xenocides posted:I think they have sex with each other but everyone says it is consensual. No, the Dolly Grip gives hand jobs at craft services. It's right there in the name.
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Jun 5, 2020 09:45
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Dell_Zincht posted:pedophile's dream That was the original job title until until a 1953 contract renegotiation. Tip posted:A few months ago I was reading something about the creation of Indiana Jones, and there was a part about how Lucas wanted to put into the script that Indy hosed Marion when she was like fourteen. I don't know it you're being deliberately obtuse, but it's common knowledge that Lucas had the issue fixed in the novelization. In the book it's clearly stated that when they first met and had a relationship he was only seventeen. ...Still problematic though considering Marion was five. Lord Frankenstyle fucked around with this message at 09:56 on Jun 5, 2020 |
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Jun 5, 2020 09:48
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Indiana Jones is a statutory rapist
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Jun 5, 2020 09:50
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Just wait until the ephibophile community hears about this.
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Jun 5, 2020 09:52
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Indiana Jomes hosed me
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Jun 5, 2020 09:53
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Indiana Jones more like Indiana Groans amirite
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Jun 5, 2020 09:55
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Class: Reptilia Genus: Iguana Name: Jones
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Jun 5, 2020 09:56
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Raiders of the Chaste Butt
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Jun 5, 2020 09:58
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Indiana Jones is a statutory rapist Well it's not like they even tried to hide it. 
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Jun 5, 2020 09:59
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:George Lucas: I was thinking that this old guy could have been his mentor. He could have known this little girl when she was just a kid. Had an affair with her when she was eleven. 
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Jun 5, 2020 10:00
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I am actually weird and just watched the indiana jones movies last year, never saw them as a kid. I noticed this when i watched it and it did creep me out. Sorry op that you had one of your favorite movies ruined 
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Jun 5, 2020 10:55
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Lucas is obviously the one championing this horrible idea and while Spielberg and Kasdan are not really on board, neither of the says "George, what the gently caress?". They're like "ok, interesting".
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Jun 5, 2020 11:02
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Kinda puts Anakin in a different light too huh
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Jun 5, 2020 11:09
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Klyith posted:new star wars: older woman grooms young boy Klyith posted:oh right how could I forget Also Indiana Jones: he and his dad gently caress the same lady
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Jun 5, 2020 11:10
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I think that we should all thank the heavens that the prequels sucked for completely unrelated reasons.
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Jun 5, 2020 11:11
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By popular demand posted:I think that we should all thank the heavens that the prequels sucked for completely unrelated reasons. I'm honestly surprised that George Lucas, with complete control and surrounded by yes men, managed to let the younglings off so easy.
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Jun 5, 2020 11:15
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Turns out he stole from a lot of weird 70s porn as well.
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Jun 5, 2020 11:16
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I'm just sayin they had to cut Yoda's sex subplot for a reason
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Jun 5, 2020 11:22
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boy you are gonna be real upset when u realize last crusade is one long paean to paternal incest
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Jun 5, 2020 11:27
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What about Spielberg I always hear he's connected to the uh potentially global network of rich creeps
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Jun 5, 2020 11:32
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The plainest cup being the holy grail is a reference to the unskilled workmanship of youth.
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Jun 5, 2020 11:33
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:No matter what the first thing I remember about Howard the Duck is the duck titties. The Duck titty porn industry has annual earning the equivalent to Sweden's GDP. (mostly as that there only industry.) So yeah in short if you want to see more duck titties movie go to Sweden
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Jun 5, 2020 11:36
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It's one of those things that I strongly ignore so that I can enjoy the movie.
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Jun 5, 2020 11:50
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:George Lucas: I was thinking that this old guy could have been his mentor. He could have known this little girl when she was just a kid. Had an affair with her when she was eleven. It's such a twist when Spielberg at first is like "uh let's not make Indy a kiddie raper" and then veers over to "oh right she wanted it. hot."
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Jun 5, 2020 11:57
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George Lucas just enjoys loving with the audience and making them uncomfortable after the fact. Like in Star Wars how all the droids are obviously sentient intelligent lifeforms but are treated like walking iPhones. Or in the prequels how the clones are literal slaves bred to be soldiers but this goes completely uncommented on by the heroes who deploy them. For Indy, Spielberg and Kasdan give it just enough plausible deniability that the situation isn't literal, but still retain some of that creepiness Lucas was going after.
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