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Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
The dick field is in no way correlated with the size or shape of the actual genitals in question, but rather some internal processes inherent to the genitals’ owner.

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T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Captain Monkey posted:

The dick field is in no way correlated with the size or shape of the actual genitals in question, but rather some internal processes inherent to the genitals’ owner.

it's governed by the inverse square law, where the bigger a square you are the smaller the dick energy

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
You ever see a bunch of dudes cross their legs and go "oooooh" when they see someone get whacked in the nards on TV? Shriveling into a wee ickle bean at the merest thought of violence against oneself is, to me, what dick energy means

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

T-man posted:

it's governed by the inverse square law, where the bigger a square you are the smaller the dick energy

:hmmyes:

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




https://twitter.com/airbagged/status/1268961388619276288?s=20

lol

KennyMan666
May 27, 2010

The Saga

As they say, it's not the dick on the outside that counts, but the dick on the inside.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Please read this thread. Not posting the main thing because of the butt, but the post is truly something to behold
https://twitter.com/alex_abads/status/1268990061602844673?s=19

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.


i know it's a nazi meme or whatever but dude is a picture perfect soyboy, saw his face and thought about cucking him immediately

Kuros
Sep 13, 2010

Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

Bitches about vigilantes... wearing a Batman shirt.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Kuros posted:

Bitches about vigilantes... wearing a Batman shirt.

Rich white vigilantes are fine.

Splash Attack
Mar 23, 2008

Yeahhh!
I am GHOS!!
Haaaaaa Ha Ha Ha!!





i legitimately thought this guy was a parody because "why would i support a company that hates me?" is so close to getting as to why people are protesting.

Splash Attack has a new favorite as of 23:08 on Jun 5, 2020

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

T-man posted:

i know it's a nazi meme or whatever but dude is a picture perfect soyboy, saw his face and thought about cucking him immediately

Don't you have to first convince someone to date or marry you before you can be cucked?

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Splash Attack posted:

i legitimately thought this guy was a parody because "why would i support a company that hates me?" is so close to getting as to why people are protesting.

:same:

For like the first half I was sure it was the OP himself doing a parody, then I started worrying that people would take it out of context so that it wasn't obvious he was joking, then I finally figured out I'd been had by Poe's law and this was a genuine video that the guy had found.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Skwirl posted:

Don't you have to first convince someone to date or marry you before you can be cucked?

No, you can have unrequited cucking. Expect to see this become the primary form of the romantic comedy once Hugh Grant has died.

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Come on, this has to be a bit.

Very no, One Angry Gamer is unhinged as hell.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Henchman of Santa posted:

Please read this thread. Not posting the main thing because of the butt, but the post is truly something to behold
https://twitter.com/alex_abads/status/1268990061602844673?s=19

modedit: handsome but mildly nws gentleman
https://i.imgur.com/OMIUl4b.jpg

Somebody has a new favorite as of 04:15 on Jun 7, 2020

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Henchman of Santa posted:

Please read this thread. Not posting the main thing because of the butt, but the post is truly something to behold
https://twitter.com/alex_abads/status/1268990061602844673?s=19

Exactly what you expect to come out of an rear end.

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax
https://twitter.com/PhillyDSA/status/1268952742036475905?s=19

"a racialized character"
:yikes:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Screencapping because LOL no way that's staying up.



CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
I don’t get what’s wrong with that statement

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

CharlestheHammer posted:

I don’t get what’s wrong with that statement

They said "racialized" instead of "racist" (or even just "racial") I guess.

Yeah that's kinda dumb but it's not nearly as dumb as a dude kneeling nude in a glamor shot.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.


would you rather they called it "the slums," "the ghetto," or "the hood"? It's a weird way to say it that's super passive voice and academic sounding, but it's a fine if somewhat succ statement.

e: basically

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

They said "racialized" instead of "racist" (or even just "racial") I guess.

Yeah that's kinda dumb but it's not nearly as dumb as a dude kneeling nude in a glamor shot.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

CharlestheHammer posted:

I don’t get what’s wrong with that statement

Three things jump out at me:

1. They're implying that the incident was Floyd's fault, by bringing up the possibly-counterfeit $20 bill along with Floyd's recent unemployment. As if he'd been driven to sufficient desperation to try to pass a fake bill, as opposed to having gotten the thing in change somewhere and just never looked closely at it, which is a lot more likely.

2. They completely sidestep the issues of systemic racism and brutality in the police force. (But how important could those be here?)

3. At a moment that calls for a response along the lines of "I'm mad as hell and I'm not gonna take this anymore", they came out with a "Here are some proposed alterations to tax policy and budgeting" statement. Tone-deaf to say the least.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Powered Descent posted:

Three things jump out at me:

1. They're implying that the incident was Floyd's fault, by bringing up the possibly-counterfeit $20 bill along with Floyd's recent unemployment. As if he'd been driven to sufficient desperation to try to pass a fake bill, as opposed to having gotten the thing in change somewhere and just never looked closely at it, which is a lot more likely.

2. They completely sidestep the issues of systemic racism and brutality in the police force. (But how important could those be here?)

3. At a moment that calls for a response along the lines of "I'm mad as hell and I'm not gonna take this anymore", they came out with a "Here are some proposed alterations to tax policy and budgeting" statement. Tone-deaf to say the least.

They're also explicitly against reducing police funding, unless I'm misreading them.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

They said "racialized" instead of "racist" (or even just "racial") I guess.

Yeah that's kinda dumb but it's not nearly as dumb as a dude kneeling nude in a glamor shot.

Racialized is correct language, it's just very academic, coming from critical race theory. It means that the communities are becoming identifiable as belonging to people of race (ie, Black or people of colour), because of the surveillance, redlining, and other efforts that ghettoize them.

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

chitoryu12 posted:

Turns out Rooster Teeth may not be a nice place for women!

https://twitter.com/MicaBurton/status/1268273906344800256

I'll give them one thing. After this, they sat down in public and admitted their mistakes, took complete fault for them, and had a current black female employee tell them what to do better. That might be a how-to for how to correctly identify your problem and set up a plan to resolve it in the future.

It's a hell of a lot better than an empty statement in white text on a black background anyway.

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax

CharlestheHammer posted:

I don’t get what’s wrong with that statement

Look, just put up with being murdered until we fix this whole capitalism problem, should be any day now

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/merryrutrick/status/1268979109411131393?s=21

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

StillFullyTerrible posted:

Look, just put up with being murdered until we fix this whole capitalism problem, should be any day now

i have some bad news about the function of capitalism requiring and reproducing white supremacy for you, it will make you sad

for more information, visit C-SPAM where's it's always cool

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax

T-man posted:

for more information, visit C-SPAM where's it's always cool
if i wanted to hurt my eyes and brain i'd rather go out and fight the cops

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Hey, it's Councilman "Jewish Bankers Control the Weather".

Bluh
Dec 28, 2012

T-man posted:

would you rather they called it "the slums," "the ghetto," or "the hood"? It's a weird way to say it that's super passive voice and academic sounding, but it's a fine if somewhat succ statement.

e: basically

It is not a statement on George Floyd

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Wait so that Angry Gamer Video wasn't a parody of angry gamers? I was laughing cause that sounded so ridiculous and stilted... drat. Now I just have to laugh at how sad that man is.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

StillFullyTerrible posted:

Look, just put up with being murdered until we fix this whole capitalism problem, should be any day now

I mean fundamentally you kind of can’t solve the problem until you do. Like even police reform in itself isn’t really going to deal with racism. Hell police reform in itself won’t even stop the murders as American police just are to far gone for Tharp.

All in all the statement seems like one of the better ones I’ve seen even if it is a bit detached. You need some fire for political statements

Splash Attack
Mar 23, 2008

Yeahhh!
I am GHOS!!
Haaaaaa Ha Ha Ha!!




DJ Fuckboy Supreme posted:

Wait so that Angry Gamer Video wasn't a parody of angry gamers? I was laughing cause that sounded so ridiculous and stilted... drat. Now I just have to laugh at how sad that man is.

same. when he was talking about outrage disguised as a political movement (or something along those lines i’m not rewatching it) i thought he was referring to gamergate and making fun of it.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Bluh posted:

It is not a statement on George Floyd

It is tho, it's a pretty good explanation of how deeply tied together white supremacy, police, and capitalism are, giving a narrative beyond one racist cop or one bad department. I'm sorry that the Democratic Socialists of America put out a statement focusing on the importance of socialism and material analysands in combating racism?

(The DSA is full of weenie academic nerds detached from on the ground activism, which is why I think it's so bloodless CharlestheHammer)

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax
it was just the Philly branch that put this out, and other branches have put out much better and less pathetic ones

i'm not gonna post them here tho, since they're not idiots

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Pretty sure there *is* no Philly chapter and it was founded by an undercover cop who was ordered to infiltrate the DSA and didn't want his boss to yell at him, and now it's all cops snitching on each other.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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T-man posted:

It is tho, it's a pretty good explanation of how deeply tied together white supremacy, police, and capitalism are, giving a narrative beyond one racist cop or one bad department. I'm sorry that the Democratic Socialists of America put out a statement focusing on the importance of socialism and material analysands in combating racism?

(The DSA is full of weenie academic nerds detached from on the ground activism, which is why I think it's so bloodless CharlestheHammer)

Fuckin People’s Front of Judea

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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Lord help me with this one

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