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T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Data Graham posted:

Fuckin People’s Front of Judea

somehow I found that transphobic skit less funny than most people

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Speaking of Good (at getting owned online) Cops:

https://twitter.com/NYPDShea/status/1269064256554766336




seaborgium
Aug 1, 2002

"Nothing a shitload of bleach won't fix"





This is a dumb question, but what is that little thing that looks like it has googly eyes? It doesn't look dangerous at all, it just looks cute.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Looks like an otamatone.

Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !



I-is that a tube repair kit?! THOSE loving MONSTERS!

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



T-man posted:

somehow I found that transphobic skit less funny than most people

I mean, I don't know what to do about it being from the 70s and using gender dysphoria as a punchline on its way to skewering leftists for being beard-stroking purity-testing bureaucrats

Maybe the whole thing is extremely lovely as well as being deft and incisive at the same time I guess

aardwolf
Apr 27, 2013

seaborgium posted:

This is a dumb question, but what is that little thing that looks like it has googly eyes? It doesn't look dangerous at all, it just looks cute.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9qIcLN15Po

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Now I'm trying desperately to remember what part of the life of brian i've forgotten.


So the cops knocked over a handyman who was going to fix and respray their bike?

OwlFancier has a new favorite as of 04:03 on Jun 6, 2020

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/Dominic__Noble/status/1269006069432344577

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

If you sleep with enough men you eventually gain the ability to fire spirit bombs out your hoo ha.

Or any other orifice, I guess, he doesn't specify.

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax

This Dude's LinkedIn Page posted:

Nyasha Madzima is a pan african digital media and brand strategist with a focus on new disruptive technology. Having worked on some remarkable events from an early age he conceptualized and launched various media and entertainment projects. Social engagement and mobile app development is his strength as he see's himself as a technological and social entrepreneur. He is skilled in working with timelines, storyboards and has an exceptional network. He is focused on advancing media in the country and other social entrepreneurial issues.

i find it oddly comforting that techbros are techbros the world round

StillFullyTerrible has a new favorite as of 04:26 on Jun 6, 2020

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


Wouldn't that make women that have a lot of sex with men the most logical of all women?

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

OwlFancier posted:

If you sleep with enough men you eventually gain the ability to fire spirit bombs out your hoo ha.

Or any other orifice, I guess, he doesn't specify.

I mean you can fire it once then you got to start again

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I guess I can probably think of one or two other ways in which a woman in a relationship with a lovely overbearing man might come to publicly espouse the same opinions as he does

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


So, let's assume that one is a gay trans man, but cannot afford the expensive medical process to transition. If you listen to this bloke, all you have to do is gently caress a lot of other men, and their essence, energy and life force, until you become just like those men. I am understanding him right yes?

Also, what is it with African transphobes/homophobes/misogynists like this fellow that makes them weirdly specifically focused on the nitty gritty of the sex act when they are are articulating their homophobia/transphobia? Most western bigots get as far as "gays are icky, and I don't understand women", but then leave it at that. But the weirdo fundies in Africa get into describing the sex acts in detail. I am thinking specifically of that Ghanaian(?) pastor whose sermon abou "the penis does not belong ion the buttocks" or something similar went viral a while back.

GreenMetalSun
Oct 12, 2012

Inceltown posted:

Wouldn't that make women that have a lot of sex with men the most logical of all women?

I only have sex with women, and have thus retained my original personality.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

BrigadierSensible posted:

So, let's assume that one is a gay trans man, but cannot afford the expensive medical process to transition. If you listen to this bloke, all you have to do is gently caress a lot of other men, and their essence, energy and life force, until you become just like those men. I am understanding him right yes?

Also, what is it with African transphobes/homophobes/misogynists like this fellow that makes them weirdly specifically focused on the nitty gritty of the sex act when they are are articulating their homophobia/transphobia? Most western bigots get as far as "gays are icky, and I don't understand women", but then leave it at that. But the weirdo fundies in Africa get into describing the sex acts in detail. I am thinking specifically of that Ghanaian(?) pastor whose sermon abou "the penis does not belong ion the buttocks" or something similar went viral a while back.

i'm too high to research anything rn but I'd guess it's because the entire west is weird and represses sexuality all day erryday because of Queen Victoria's sexy table legs and Jesus crying every time he sees a dick*.


*he's actually crying because he's a gay trans man looking for that sweet, sweet, cum energy

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

BrigadierSensible posted:

So, let's assume that one is a gay trans man, but cannot afford the expensive medical process to transition. If you listen to this bloke, all you have to do is gently caress a lot of other men, and their essence, energy and life force, until you become just like those men. I am understanding him right yes?

I think it actually only works as a kind of force mascing. Doesn't work if you already identify as male.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

feeemaaale

nickhimself
Jul 16, 2007

I GIVE YOU MY INFO YOU LOG IN AND PUT IN BUILD I PAY YOU 3 BLESSINGS

The claim that MN was unable and unwilling to invest in public programs so instead had to rely on "comparatively cheap" measures like police and prisons is hilariously wrong and dumb and no one researched that before writing it.

This is from their 2019 budget, minus the bit at the top just quoting the dsa essay.


Imagine if even a fraction of that budget went toward housing and wellness programs

edit: The budget also projects an increase in funding for those departments that are comparatively cheap.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


As someone with two biology degrees I can assure this person that even getting an A+ in high school biology is not necessarily a very good indicator of understanding biology.

Kevin DuBrow
Apr 21, 2012

The uruk-hai defender has logged on.

BrigadierSensible posted:

The weirdo fundies in Africa get into describing the sex acts in detail. I am thinking specifically of that Ghanaian(?) pastor whose sermon abou "the penis does not belong ion the buttocks" or something similar went viral a while back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euXQbZDwV0w

“And then they eat the poo poo!”
*man in audience furiously takes notes*

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

CharlestheHammer posted:

I mean you can fire it once then you got to start again

Imagine spending ten years loving high status men to charge up your vagina hadoken and then accidentally firing it off on a bad sneeze. Boy, women have it rough.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

christmas boots posted:

Imagine spending ten years loving high status men to charge up your vagina hadoken and then accidentally firing it off on a bad sneeze. Boy, women have it rough.

Mods rename me to "vagina misfire"

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Mods rename me to "vagina misfire"

Accidental discharge.

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Mods rename me to "vagina misfire"

Oh, I thought they already had?

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




Liquid Snake being all 'What the gently caress, dude?!'

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


General Ripper, is that you?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

BioEnchanted posted:

Oh, I thought they already had?

How appropriate! You fight like a cow!

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

[Fields a crew of mercenaries, each wearing a helmet, jackboots, and a bullet-resistant vest, carrying a riot shield, a can of mace, a Taser, a full pistol, forty-eight additional round of ammunition, two pairs of handcuffs and a baton] “This... this is what peace looks like. Some of those protesters had hammers!”

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!
https://twitter.com/djohnson_53/status/1269146803519107074

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

people seriously think the IAT is some kind of magic racist/not racist test, it's basically IQ in terms of actual use vs. imagined brainpoison ratio, 1:99.

Mister Olympus
Oct 31, 2011

Buzzard, Who Steals From Dead Bodies

T-man posted:

people seriously think the IAT is some kind of magic racist/not racist test, it's basically IQ in terms of actual use vs. imagined brainpoison ratio, 1:99.

I stopped when it did the word thing then the faces thing then put the words ABOVE THE FACES so it MAKES YOU THINK DARK SKINNED PEOPLE ARE BAD WHOA

and, let me just guess, the next step is to SWITCH THE WORDS so you have to do the OPPOSITE of what the test just trained you to do itself WHOOOOOOAAAAA gently caress WE REALLY GOT YOU THERE BUDDY

this is like being asked if you want to be invited to an anti-racism meeting, saying yes, then the people inside the meeting hold you down and put a KKK hood on you, take a picture, then say "ha ha, for wanting to understand the racism that is imprinted on you by your culture, you have become the REAL RACIST. look at HOW RACIST you are being RIGHT NOW"

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/drkarlynb/status/1269026466592780288?s=21

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.


If you agreed with them you'd be on the street corner karly

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Mister Olympus posted:

this is like being asked if you want to be invited to an anti-racism meeting, saying yes, then the people inside the meeting hold you down and put a KKK hood on you, take a picture, then say "ha ha, for wanting to understand the racism that is imprinted on you by your culture, you have become the REAL RACIST. look at HOW RACIST you are being RIGHT NOW"

It's actually nothing like that at all, but the made up version of it in your mind certainly does sound dumb.

sugar mouse
Oct 17, 2006

Mister Olympus posted:

I stopped when it did the word thing then the faces thing then put the words ABOVE THE FACES so it MAKES YOU THINK DARK SKINNED PEOPLE ARE BAD WHOA

and, let me just guess, the next step is to SWITCH THE WORDS so you have to do the OPPOSITE of what the test just trained you to do itself WHOOOOOOAAAAA gently caress WE REALLY GOT YOU THERE BUDDY

this is like being asked if you want to be invited to an anti-racism meeting, saying yes, then the people inside the meeting hold you down and put a KKK hood on you, take a picture, then say "ha ha, for wanting to understand the racism that is imprinted on you by your culture, you have become the REAL RACIST. look at HOW RACIST you are being RIGHT NOW"


If you do a few of them then you'll probably get different results. It's not an exact science but it's not Facebook tier only a genius can get this right.

Which brings me to this: a while ago, I screwed around with the targeted ads, which has meant I now have furry porn being advertised on Facebook. (clicking through leads to a very long and terribly written start to one of those alpha wolf stories)

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011





T-man posted:

If you agreed with them you'd be on the street corner karly

She says she posts on Gab, so she is even more garbage than this post makes her look.

Kevin DuBrow
Apr 21, 2012

The uruk-hai defender has logged on.

Mister Olympus posted:

I stopped when it did the word thing then the faces thing then put the words ABOVE THE FACES so it MAKES YOU THINK DARK SKINNED PEOPLE ARE BAD WHOA

and, let me just guess, the next step is to SWITCH THE WORDS so you have to do the OPPOSITE of what the test just trained you to do itself WHOOOOOOAAAAA gently caress WE REALLY GOT YOU THERE BUDDY

this is like being asked if you want to be invited to an anti-racism meeting, saying yes, then the people inside the meeting hold you down and put a KKK hood on you, take a picture, then say "ha ha, for wanting to understand the racism that is imprinted on you by your culture, you have become the REAL RACIST. look at HOW RACIST you are being RIGHT NOW"

The test doesn’t train you. It’s neutral in its presentation of two groups (in this case black and white people, but it can be other groups). There are valid criticisms of the test, but it demonstrates interesting results: both Project Inplicit and Pew Research data shows that on average, white test takers demonstrate a stronger association for positive attributes with white faces and negative attributes for black ones. The two sets of data differ when it comes to black test takers: Project Implicit shows divided results, Pew Research showed that they showed the opposite bias as white test takers.
A major controversy is if really is racist attitudes that explains those results, or if there are other reasons.

Kevin DuBrow has a new favorite as of 10:45 on Jun 6, 2020

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TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
Not sure if this got posted last week in the churn, but…

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