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so there i was reading the latest news about our country's justified implosion when i was smacked right across the face with this ad on the front page of the BBC do you guys see this?!? COMBAT READY LIGHTSABERS!!!!!!! THEY FINALLY MADE THEM! LASER SWORDS ARE REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!! https://ultrasabers.com/ currently im lookin at purchasing this lil' beaut for the low price of 184$:  gently caress you principal vickers, i am too gonna be a jedi!!!
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If they don't have purple ones they can gently caress right off purple is a great color
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Jun 6, 2020 20:42
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Also I don't know how they're getting the kyber crystals but I bet it's exploitative
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Jun 6, 2020 20:43
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How do they do against a watermelon. Do they have a vid of that? Or a two liter of water
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Jun 6, 2020 20:45
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Can I get lightsaber brassknuckles? Lightknuckles idk
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:If they don't have purple ones they can gently caress right off purple is a great color oooo i think i know what lightsaber youre gonna be carrying on your belt in public at all times!!  beautiful. elegant. sleek. deadly. you cant tell but im making lightsaber noises w my mouth rn
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Jun 6, 2020 20:47
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Good, good.
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Jun 6, 2020 20:48
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No tactical/military/hunting/ninja version with speed holes and confederate flag engraving, 1/10 piss poor imitation to BUDK
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Jun 6, 2020 20:51
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FOURTH VIDEO REVIEW PROGRAM ▶EARN REWARDS ▶BECOME IMMORTAL
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Jun 6, 2020 20:51
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what if they made a lightsaber that was like, instead of a sword it was shaped like a staff. TWO lightsaber blades. a double-bladed lightsaber staff. I know that sounds pretty wild I'm just brainstormin crazy ideas here
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Jun 6, 2020 21:02
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Lol they're only slightly cheaper than the legit ones you get at Disneyland.
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Jun 6, 2020 21:22
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Fancy rear end machete imo. 
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Jun 6, 2020 21:24
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Lol they're only slightly cheaper than the legit ones you get at Disneyland. Sometimes I feel like a moron for getting one of those at Star War World at Disney but it is pretty sweet.
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Jun 6, 2020 21:33
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Don't bring a lightsaber to a blaster fight.
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Can you get it in camo? Green and brown laser swords 
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Jun 6, 2020 21:52
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i dont remember this scene from episode 1?
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Jun 6, 2020 21:53
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Is that fat Amidala
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Hokey weapons and ancient religions are no match for a good blaster at your side imo
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Jose Oquendo posted:Sometimes I feel like a moron for getting one of those at Star War World at Disney but it is pretty sweet. It does look cool... but then again its a 200 dollar wall light
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Jun 6, 2020 21:54
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You're gonna get a puck to the head if you keep talking like this about hockey weapons
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Jun 6, 2020 21:55
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Ask for a test of one and then just piss on it Unsure what else they are worth doing with?
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it is very fuckin strange that i was about to make a similar thread, except, in the sci fi nerd forum im an idiot and cant find it
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Jun 6, 2020 21:56
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It will guard your virginity more surely than an army of little painted plastic men
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Jun 6, 2020 21:56
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I'll put this on my shelf. achievement unlocked. If there was ever a display or complete horrifying worthlessness as a human its crap like this. Literally breathing is an insult to other people who use air
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there's a nonzero chance a burglar will be weirded out enough to leave when you bust out a lightsaber. so this more practical than 90% of nerd tacticool defense products, even beating out the traditional $40 bedside katana.
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OP you can't trick me into looking at ads on the internet, I'm blocking that poo poo right now!!!
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Saint Drogo posted:there's a nonzero chance a burglar will be weirded out enough to leave when you bust out a lightsaber. so this more practical than 90% of nerd tacticool defense products, even beating out the traditional $40 bedside katana. Just print a certificate proving that your hands are indeed deadly weapons, all you need is a printer 
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I’m looking for a more practical lightsaber for cutting things. Yard work duty and tree maintenance, chopping firewood, cutting through steel and concrete walls and opening safes, that kind of thing
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Jun 6, 2020 22:27
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Have you considered a light dremel
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Saint Drogo posted:there's a nonzero chance a burglar will be weirded out enough to leave when you bust out a lightsaber. so this more practical than 90% of nerd tacticool defense products, even beating out the traditional $40 bedside katana.  
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That's the only real lightsaber I've seen so far, as a saber is supposed to have a curved blade.
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Where the gently caress are all the brown lightsabers!?
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Mooey Cow posted:That's the only real lightsaber I've seen so far, as a saber is supposed to have a curved blade. WHERE IS MY LIGHTSHAMSHIR DISNEY HUH
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Also I don't know how they're getting the kyber crystals but I bet it's exploitative NO BLOOD FOR KYBER
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Colonel Cancer posted:Is that fat Amidala Please do not besmirch HRH Princess Amidonut
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free hubcaps posted:i dont remember this scene from episode 1? Julius CSAR posted:Hokey weapons and ancient religions are no match for a large Baja Blast at your side imo
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free hubcaps posted:oooo i think i know what lightsaber youre gonna be carrying on your belt in public at all times!! Emperor's hand?? Man, Mace Windu is gonna be pissed.
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Do they have a bong one like in Jay and silent bob strike back? I would like a bong saber.
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Do u think you could put the 'Emperor's Hand' in 'The Glove of Darth Vader' for a real Star Wars 'epic win', my dudes? Haha sorry just a little 'Nerd Humor' there folks laughing out loud.
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