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Thanks Obama https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Product_19 Bum the Sad fucked around with this message at 00:27 on Jun 7, 2020 |
# ? Jun 7, 2020 00:20 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 16:42 |
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Product 19 sounds ominous as gently caress.
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# ? Jun 7, 2020 00:21 |
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I can imagine a man in a lab coat, his unruly hair frizzled beyond any reason, screaming at the lightning storm "Soon, I'll unleash Product 19 and they'll learn, oh they'll learn!" whilst cackling wildly
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# ? Jun 7, 2020 00:23 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:Product 19 sounds ominous as gently caress. A simpler food for a simpler time It really was the best flaked cereal.
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# ? Jun 7, 2020 00:23 |
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Never had the pleasure of ingesting Product 19. No wonder I'm such a puny gently caress.
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# ? Jun 7, 2020 00:25 |
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It's made of freeze dried foreskins
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# ? Jun 7, 2020 00:25 |
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Or a soulless CEO in a boardroom nodding at a lackey, lamenting "Product 19? Huh so it does cause monstrous mutations and miscarriages in 96% of the population... But it also causes us to become filthy rich. Good, good. I want full release of Product 19, nationwide. No, worldwide..."
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# ? Jun 7, 2020 00:26 |
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# ? Jun 7, 2020 00:32 |
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shoulda named it Product 69
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# ? Jun 7, 2020 00:43 |
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i dont really care about this but i am EXtREMELY MAD about the changes to shark bites. they taste like poo poo now
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# ? Jun 7, 2020 00:44 |
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This was my grandparents’ cereal of choice they’d add a banana or a spoon of jam
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# ? Jun 7, 2020 00:48 |
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Lol if you eat cereal and not greek yogurt with granola for breakfast every morning
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# ? Jun 7, 2020 00:49 |
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goat yogurt here but yeah it's great
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# ? Jun 7, 2020 00:51 |
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Product 19 was some good poo poo, gently caress the naysayers. I usually just snacked on a bowl of it dry though, milk just completely ruins cereal.
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# ? Jun 7, 2020 00:52 |
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free hubcaps posted:i dont really care about this but i am EXtREMELY MAD about the changes to shark bites. they taste like poo poo now Oh man the best ones are were the opaque sharks. I don’t need light transmission through my loving gummies.
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# ? Jun 7, 2020 00:52 |
That sounds like something you would get in the Soviet Union if you were able to get something as decadent as cereal by being well connected.
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# ? Jun 7, 2020 00:57 |
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I hope they rot in hell!!
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# ? Jun 7, 2020 00:59 |
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a bold move against nazi scientist cereals everywhere
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# ? Jun 7, 2020 00:59 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I hope they rot in hell!! Thank you for your solidarity.
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# ? Jun 7, 2020 01:01 |
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Had to have been dreamed up by someone with 1950s brain. Factory food with a sciencey veneer still had positive connotations. It was a heady time for Miracle Whip, Margarine, and Pep Pills (Meth).
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# ? Jun 7, 2020 01:07 |
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Someone will pay dearly for this. Not product 19, obviously. No one was paying for that that's why they stopped making it.
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# ? Jun 7, 2020 01:21 |
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Big Beef City posted:Someone will pay dearly for this. It was the best flaked cereal.
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# ? Jun 7, 2020 01:36 |
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Big Beef City posted:Someone will pay dearly for this. I will never forgive them.
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# ? Jun 7, 2020 01:39 |
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Haven't had cornflakes in years, I might buy some tomorrow thnx op
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# ? Jun 7, 2020 02:17 |
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I had raisin bran recently for the first time in forever and actively enjoyed it and that made me depressed on a foundational level. I don't even know how it compares to product 19 on a nutritional level but I'm certain it can't. Most probably nothing ever will. I hate it.
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# ? Jun 7, 2020 02:22 |
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It’s like cereal for people who have just given up on breakfast.
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# ? Jun 7, 2020 02:23 |
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Like if your marketing campaign is "Are you too stupid to take a vitamin?" And the answer is an emphatic "Hell yeah, please god fix that for us" and you come up with an alternative so bad that people actively start taking vitamins in order to avoid your product unto its discontinuation, you've hosed up. Literally could have given people any option other than "Chipped box tops" as a flavor/texture combo and won this war.
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# ? Jun 7, 2020 02:27 |
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"You want loving raisins for breakfast, again?" ...ugh well "It's that or Product 19" Gimme the fuckin raisins! They aren't even the GOOD raisins. They're lovely raisins in milk and people are still like "I want more of that" instead of this other thing. How bad did you have to be at making this for people?
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# ? Jun 7, 2020 02:30 |
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You have chosen, or been chosen, to consume a bowl of Kellogg's Product 19
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# ? Jun 7, 2020 02:48 |
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Just eat Cheerios like a god drat adult
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# ? Jun 7, 2020 02:54 |
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Why would you even try to compete with Total? That stuff owns. Especially their raisin bran version. edit: a quick google tells me total raisin bran is discontinued and I want to die.
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# ? Jun 7, 2020 03:29 |
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They also got rid of Maple Brown Sugar Life cereal. That was the perfect cereal.
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# ? Jun 7, 2020 03:32 |
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Solefald posted:Haven't had cornflakes in years, I might buy some tomorrow thnx op Big Beef City posted:I had raisin bran recently for the first time in forever and actively enjoyed it and that made me depressed on a foundational level. Man Product 19 had all the awesomeness of cornflakes with a rich malty oat flavor “made of corn, oats, wheat, and rice” This thread was made because my wife popped popcorn and that awesome corn smell tickled my brain.
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# ? Jun 7, 2020 03:37 |
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# ? Jun 7, 2020 04:02 |
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As long as they still sell the anti masturbate flakes I’m all good OP
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# ? Jun 7, 2020 04:02 |
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Do it ironically posted:As long as they still sell the anti masturbate flakes I’m all good OP I think they discontinued #19 because they found out all those vitamins were increasing horny levels.
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# ? Jun 7, 2020 06:43 |
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For when you need a final solution to your constipation problems: Product 19™.Weka posted:I think they discontinued #19 because they found out all those vitamins were increasing horny levels. The creator of the comic strip 9 Chickweed Lane is known to consume massive quantites of Product 19 extracted from his vast archives.
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# ? Jun 7, 2020 06:45 |
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Weka posted:I think they discontinued #19 because they found out all those vitamins were increasing horny levels.
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# ? Jun 7, 2020 06:49 |
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You should have seen the other 18 products OP.
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# ? Jun 7, 2020 06:49 |
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I saw this movie it's ground up beetles right?
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# ? Jun 7, 2020 06:55 |