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Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Quarantine is rotting her brain at an alarming rate. But at least we still have Pratchett for good fantasy.

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/clownhound/status/1269456559605780481

Police are the idiots, natch

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Bird furry chat I guess? Furry bird? What are furry birds? We just don't know. Not Christian apparently.











Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Idiots on social media: Birds are Christian animals

sugar mouse
Oct 17, 2006

Doves are Christian, pigeons are from hell.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Macaws are parrots, so she probably heard one say a dirty word

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Skwirl posted:

Macaws are parrots, so she probably heard one say a dirty word

She's probably worried about going to hell after seeing a cockatoo.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Idiots on Social Media: I'm not sure how to explain it beyond this

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://youtu.be/zzKUzRJUzQ0

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
I just had my first twitter stoush, arguing with someone about a "left" politician who posted an "all lives matter" thing.

It started thus:



unfortunately it kept going, so I suppose the idiot is me.

Elblanco
May 26, 2008
I'm guessing of we saw more comparisons of christian and non Christian animals, we'd very clearly see that that person is insanely racist.

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.


this is not a christian animal



this is a christian animal

Ebola Roulette
Sep 13, 2010

No matter what you win lose ragepiss.

Plot twist: the cops weren't in on it and this was all the doing of one crazy bootlicker. Of course this also means the cops are too stupid to realize that which sounds about right.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

This is extremely loving cursed.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

The Christian animal is:

Upright
Clean
Groomed
Bright-eyed
Loyal
Obedient
Joyful
Reverent

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

My cockatiels are definitely not Christian. I think at least one of them is a Satanist.

But fortunately for him, I'm cool with that.

The Ferret King
Nov 23, 2003

cluck cluck

Ebola Roulette posted:

Plot twist: the cops weren't in on it and this was all the doing of one crazy bootlicker. Of course this also means the cops are too stupid to realize that which sounds about right.

There's a person in the comments that claims they did it all.

I don't know why anyone would care to check if they're lying or not. It's stupid either way.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



https://twitter.com/doxmontoya/status/1269420740329312267?s=19

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

sugar mouse posted:

Doves are Christian, pigeons are from hell.

Sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell.

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001



I was expecting MUCH dumber, you got me

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


:hmmyes:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I'm gonna need a dialectical argument for why big anime titties are bad.

BaronVanAwesome
Sep 11, 2001

I will never learn the secrets of "Increased fake female boar sp..."

Never say never, buddy.
Now you know.
Now we all know.

HQ? My cover is blown.

Wendell
May 11, 2003



Ouch

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
I guess Ben really looks up to her. As he does most people.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


can we have one loving thread with no hilarious "ironic" jokes about Shapiro's house elf ancestry

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Doc Hawkins posted:

can we have one loving thread with no hilarious "ironic" jokes about Shapiro's house elf ancestry

no

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

Doc Hawkins posted:

can we have one loving thread with no hilarious "ironic" jokes about Shapiro's house elf ancestry

It's not ironic. He's literally a Dobby

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Doc Hawkins posted:

can we have one loving thread with no hilarious "ironic" jokes about Shapiro's house elf ancestry

Ok Ben

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
As someone who I think is at least the same height as Shapiro, if not shorter, I will never stop dunking on what a tiny man he is.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!




Do I want to know what Twitmo is?

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Len posted:



Do I want to know what Twitmo is?

TTMO, or Twitanamo Bay

It's where suspended accounts are detained.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Mak0rz posted:

TTMO, or Twitanamo Bay

It's where suspended accounts are detained.

I wasn't sure if it was that or if it was a SHADOWBAN thing

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

JK Terfling

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Len posted:



Do I want to know what Twitmo is?
I love that they apparently unironically chose a banner image of Trump surrounded by despondent children, aside from one who appears to be brainwashed or in shock or something and is even more disturbing than the sad kids.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


love how the mods let open antielfitism go unpunished



(i can't tell who is in on this joke)

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Things I just learned exist: Jimmy Savile truthers.

https://twitter.com/moor_facts/status/1268048495254089734

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Sprue
Feb 21, 2006

please send nudes :shittydog:
:petdog:

chitoryu12 posted:

Things I just learned exist: Jimmy Savile truthers.

https://twitter.com/moor_facts/status/1268048495254089734

[Opening door then backing out in horror emoji]
I just made it thru the first link and got shivers. The quote in red from the woman asking to be left alone (presumably from the author of this blog), and the authors insistence that she is hiding something to the point she completely removes all her personal content from the web because of the stalking... which the author takes as further evidence she is up to something. Jfc really reminds me of groupstalking forums etc, in that terrifying inability on the part of the author to recognize how out of touch with reality they are, and how thru their versions of events you can see how creeped out other people are by them

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